Nuestra Señora de las Putas: What did you enjoy about the shoot today?

Courtney: I enjoyed you. And also I just enjoyed being in a special place at a special time. I like being able to do the CrashPad with you. What an honor.
What did you like about the shoot?

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Pretty much everything. Possibly even the guy yelling in the background? I think they’re having fun? I do know that Dia Los Muertos is happening right outside. But oh, my gosh, that was so much fun. You are just so gorgeous and adorable and scrumptious. And it was very fun to fuck you. And, Yeah. I feel like we had really good chemistry together for sure. That was super fun. Cuz, like we’re both just super cute.

Courtney: Yeah, it was a perfect fit.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – And giggly.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah, it was a perfect fit. It was.
(mouths) A perfect fit…

Courtney: It was pretty cool fisting you a little. Well, almost. I got to, like, here.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yeah. Not a size queen.

Courtney: And I have small hands. It was just like such, like, perfect fit, like. Yeah, yeah.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Though I did easily manage to squeeze out the human being. So go figure.

Courtney: Awesome.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: What, if anything, was challenging about the shoot?

Courtney: I’m trying to think if there was anything, like, super challenging. I don’t think there was. Not only are you scrumptious and beautiful, but you’re also such a professional and such a… performer and you know what you’re doing. So I felt like I was in really good hands. We had so many toys.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: That was me!

Courtney: Yeah, like. There were a lot of ideas and a lot of toys in play. So that was like, for me, normally with porn, I’m like, do-do-do… For today, it was like, oh, let’s see what happens.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah. So yeah. I kind of liked having the options. Yeah. But yeah, it did make it a little bit cumbersome.

Courtney: There was some chaos.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: A little bit! Which is kind of fun. Yeah.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: And I guess just the minor, like the pilling of the sheet.

Courtney: Yeah.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: And then they flipped it, and it was perfect.
Courtney: – Perfect.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: What are your safer sex practices?

Courtney: I do a lot of stuff. I think, I get, I like to get tested before porn shoots. And I kind of have a kink for black latex gloves, so I just kind of end up being safer just by pure aesthetics.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah.

Courtney: I just like the gloves.
How about you? What are your safer sex practices?

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Well, I guess, yeah. Like, I think it’s good to get tested. I’m actually, I’m a public health nurse, so I’m like, testing other people, and so I might as well get tested, too. And, Yeah. And I also find the black nitrile gloves very sexy. And, Yeah. Lube. Plenty of lube. And we put a condom on the nun.

Courtney: And we put a condom on the nun.
That was nice.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah. And I think, Yeah. So, I mean, you know we took a little bit of risk, but I don’t have any, like, I think the fact that you. Your hand was naked, like, there’s nothing – there’s no open anything no broken skin or anything.

Courtney: – That’s definitely… Thank you for bringing that up. Because this is totally, like, a safer sex thing. These short, little manicured nails. To keep things really smooth. And not, like, cut or tear, or anything.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah. And I don’t have any any open skin. On my …”treasures” I was going to say “junk” — Oh, my treasures!

Courtney: It’s definitely not “junk”

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: And it’s been a very, very, very long time since I’ve been with… Well, it’s been over four years. Up until last week, when I did another porn. It had been over four years
since I’ve been with, or had sex with anybody. So. Yeah.
Why do you do these safer sex practices?

Courtney: Gosh, I just… I feel like ever since I started having sex, I feel like queer sex ed was always a part of my upbringing. So I grew up around the HIV epidemic. And, there was a lot of conversations and a lot of education around trying to stay protected during those times, you know? So that was my high school experience was being in AIDS peer education exchange. So I had like condoms and gloves in my backpack at high school. Right? That’s kind of like my… how I got into this line of work.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yeah, it’s just how you roll.
Courtney: Yeah. Yeah. For me, porn also really highlighted how important like – I love making porn. I want to do it all the time. So like, why not be practicing safer sex? So that’s possible.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah. Yeah.

Courtney: Do you feel the same way? Why do you? Well, you’re a nurse.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yeah. Yeah.

Courtney: Why do you think safer sex things are important?
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Well, I think that it is a good example for people to see, you know, to have it be normalized, you know, safer sex practices. And I. Yeah, I to, you know, grew up, you know, post HIV/AIDS epidemic. And, I actually have a children’s book that I even read to my kid. It’s a children’s book about HIV and AIDS. So, yeah, like, I’m all about the public health, sex education and, yeah Keeping, you know… And I’m also like, a big, I’m a big believer in harm reduction. So, you know, I feel like I feel like people – it’s good for people to be well informed about what risks are inherent in different activities. And, you know, and, and why. And so yeah, so I think, you know, it’s just like, just stop and think about it for a second. Yeah. Yeah.

Courtney: I love that we got to show and tell that a little bit today.
Have you done porn before and why did you want to do porn today?

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: So I did porn back in the early 2000s. And yeah I, you know, I’m a big advocate for sex worker rights and then I used to perform a lot, and so, yeah, I was just missing it, and, had been thinking about it for a couple of years now, and. Yeah, in fact, actually, around the time that we first met, I was just like, it started, you know, percolating in my brain. And, so I’ve wanted to do that ever since. And so, so it’s really, it’s really cool. That was like, what? Six… years ago?

Courtney: And then there’s the whole pandemic in the middle.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. And hence my sex life ceased.

Courtney: May porn bring you many blessings.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Oh the blessings of sex back in my body and life. So yeah, that’s that. Yes, I have. And that is why.

Courtney: I’m glad you’re back.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: How about you?

Courtney: I’ve been doing porn since 2002. I started in Olympia, and I was doing a lot of softcore alt porn.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – We just barely missed each other.

Courtney: Barely. Yeah.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – I was in Eugene and
Courtney – What?!
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – I came to San Francisco in 2000.
Courtney: Oh my God, I moved here in 2005. But yeah, I started doing porn a lot when I moved here to San Francisco. Started making my own stuff, and I was on episode two of The Crash Pad. So why do I do porn now? One, I love it. Two, as a fat, queer, non-binary person. I just want other people like me to see me and just be like, “Oh, okay!” There’s a real strong underlying feeling of there is no such thing as, you are too fat to do something. Just do it. So that’s always kind of been my “why” is just to continue to be a fat body on camera, up on stage, in the public eye. That’s very important to me.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yay!

Courtney: And, I’ve done porn at least once a year since 2002 or so and I just have this vision of just like, even if they’re… I don’t know what retirement really looks like, but I don’t ever see myself not doing it, like ever. Like, even if I’m not a professional porn star at some point down the line, I still kind of want to do it like once a year to, like, check in and make it part of my art practice. That’s something that I am envisioning for my future.

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: I think there’s something really… what’s the word I want to use? I feel like it’s important and profound to see images of oneself, like naked.

Courtney: – Definitely.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: And at various points in time. I’ve got, you know, I have naked pictures of myself for, you know, at so many different ages and stages and so. And now I’m 50!
Courtney: – Yay!
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: And doing porn again.
Courtney: Perfect. It’s your year.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Born again porn again.

Courtney: Oh my God! (laughing)

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: If you were a sex toy, what would you be?
Courtney: I AM a sex toy.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yes! Woo!
Courtney: I already am a sex toy. That was like the second the question came out, I was like, but I am a sex toy. And then I couldn’t think of any other answer.
What sex toy would you be?

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: I don’t have a… I don’t have a ready answer, but I love that one! Yeah, because I love to fuck. Especially with fingers and hands and thumbs and tongues and…

Courtney: Oh, what if we were fucking machines?
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Oh, I once did a porn with the fucking machines.
Courtney: Oh my God.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Oh God. With… Do you remember Trashy? Trash in a can?
Courtney: – No?
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Okay, I’ll tell you all about it later.
Yeah. But, I was really excited about all the stuff we played with today, though.
Courtney: Yeah, yeah,
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: I like that red corset, harness.
Courtney: Your strap-on was beautiful.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Yeah. And the. And the nun dildo. And I also have an – Oh, I gotta find it – I have, this beautiful green snake that looks somewhat realistic, and it’s a silicone dildo.
Courtney: – Oh my God. Okay. Will you perform in more porn with me?
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yes!
Courtney: Okay. I’ll ask you off camera, too.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: I feel like – I feel like you’re proposing to me!
Courtney: Yeah, totally.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Will you, do me the honor of doing porn with me?
Courtney: Doing more porn?
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Yes. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. And the red double headed dildo… I like one. Yeah. Like, where’d you go? Da nada na na na… She’s stripping. Whew!

Courtney: Okay that looks cool.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Look, she’s even got a crucifix. Can you see the crucifix?
Courtney: – Yes she does. It just kind of looks like she has a dick. Sexy. Thank you, Nun.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Mother superior, in your interior!
(laughing)

Nuestra Señora de las Putas: Thank you so much! Oh, my God, that was really good!
Courtney: That was really fun.
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – That was really perfect. Yay!
Courtney: Let’s do it again!
Nuestra Señora de las Putas: – Woo!