Our newest episode stars the return Unkle Daddy with a new CrashPad visitor, ACAB. CrashPad performers bring their own ideas and desires to their shoot, and these two really brought it — specifically, a DIY Fuck Saw! (We have more to say about safety and fucking machines below.) As porn creators, we value adult media for its ability to entertain and inspire. However, due to our cultural lack of sexual education resources, especially that which includes queer and trans sex, we understand many look towards porn for education. With this in mind, we invite sexual health educators, sex bloggers, and sex geeks to ‘fill the gap’ and provide informational component by watching and sharing their thoughts. Here’s what they had to say about our newest episode.
But first… a moment to swoon over our stars!
Unkle Daddy is back at the CrashPad!https://t.co/iT1ASFSbgc pic.twitter.com/WoPwAJjxum
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 4, 2019
If you know anything about the folks I'm into, Unkle Daddy is a total dreamboat to me. I have always been into bikers, and seeing someone say their turn on is sex on a motorcycle is perf. He truly seems like the perfect person to be able to DIY a sex machine. #SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/gUHsnDTcwA
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
Welcome ACAB to the CrashPad!https://t.co/J4Y3Y8DNFI pic.twitter.com/s6a6vUnjgI
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 4, 2019
First, What's not to love about a performer who chooses the name ACAB? Also anyone who is a leather daddy that is invested in smashing the patriarchy, I am going to be swooning. #SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
NEW on CrashPadSeries… episode 297 stars Unkle Daddy and ACAB!
"Unkle Daddy needs someone handy to get handsy with, and ACAB's an eager helper…" https://t.co/KhZosgZNEi
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 4, 2019
FuckSaw, Ya’ll!
? #BehindThePorn pic.twitter.com/9u8BJHMG8C
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) August 10, 2019
Well, this toy is automatic–
It's systematic-
It's HYDROmatic–
Why it's Greased Lightning! https://t.co/PHE88dai7V— ? The Monstress MASH!? ??️?? (@MsSavageBxtch) October 15, 2019
He brung the TOOLS https://t.co/iAjSsZSkSY
— SIR_KINKYnasty (@SIRkinkyxxx) October 15, 2019
DIY, Safely
The fucking machine featured in this episode was made by professionals: Building one improperly is very dangerous! We HIGHLY recommend purchasing an adapter or purpose-built one! If you insist on DIYing it, you ABSOLUTELY MUST remove any teeth, points, or sharp edges from your tool’s blade prior to attaching a dildo.
DIY at home — “Pervertables” can be found in household items
I love seeing creative uses of pervertables. Normal things you have around your house that can be used in kinky ways, like clothes pins! And using a bag as a connection to be able to pull them off in succession is brilliant #SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/bAFUGRwPg6
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
When using clamps…
It's true with any type of clamp, the longer it's on the more it hurts to come off, so a good way to play around is to start slow and not leave them on for too long. #SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
Those C47's sure come in handy!
"I love seeing creative uses of pervertables. Normal things you have around your house that can be used in kinky ways, like clothes pins!" ~ @Makeupandsin reviews the latest CrashPad episode #Pervertables #SexEdPornReviewshttps://t.co/KxXVQYoRaW
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 17, 2019
Pack and Play
Being ready with an underwear style harness and pack and play means getting to the fun stuff as quickly as possible. ACAB is ready to go. If you want more tips on BJs on Aftermarket cocks, check it out! #SexEdPornReviews https://t.co/l9lj8vW3E7
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
Checking in
Favorite part was probably when Unkle Daddy checked in with ACAB before going down on him. #intimatemoments #kink#transrepresentation #beyondbinary#SexEdPornReviews
— Yael Rosenstock (she/her) (@YaeltheSexGeek) October 18, 2019
Representation Matters
As an androgynous performer, I haven't had many role models in the porn industry. Especially as I age.
That's why I love CrashPad. Though it's only Unkle's 2nd shoot, he holds a mirror in which I can see reflections of my own porn future. #iHeartPornhttps://t.co/IJXSsx7Fyh pic.twitter.com/Ea8hYfIQUs
— Jiz Lee (X-rated) (@JizLeeX) October 8, 2019
“If we want smut that makes room for trans bodies, then trans hands have to write it, direct it, perform in it, and produce it.” ~ @acvalens
Please support queer and trans porn makers creating the porn we can see ourselves in! https://t.co/w7IxMGQnXI
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 6, 2019
"In the behind the scenes, Unkle Daddy and ACAB talk about the importance of porn with different kinds of trans bodies…" ~ @kelvinsparks_ reviews our newest CrashPad episode https://t.co/Rp1yDKZHpk
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 17, 2019
Happy to hear Unkle Daddy talk about representing transnonbinary folk behind the scenes. There are so many assumptions about what being trans means and this porn scene helps bridge gap between reality and assumptions#kink#transrepresentation #beyondbinary#SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/z81yts4Iz0
— Yael Rosenstock (she/her) (@YaeltheSexGeek) October 18, 2019
Things We Like
Thread of #FuckingMachines that are ready-to-buy from reputable retailers like @SheVibe and @PleasureChestCH, thanks @Makeupandsin for making this list! #SexEdPornReviews https://t.co/zjUh5CjcKy
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 17, 2019
Get the Kink one from @PleasureChestNY herehttps://t.co/aRDhxszrZT#SexEdpornReviews
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
Or Cloud 9's Version from @SheVibe herehttps://t.co/qM7LSvZRU2#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
Or a handheld, less expensive version from @SheVibe here#SexEdPornReviewshttps://t.co/WtRvSeZGyI
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
The Reviews are Out!
Wrote a #SexEdPornReviews post for @CrashPadSeries Episode 297, where I talk about subtitles and trans representation in porn ✨https://t.co/0LWS39QBWQ
— Kelvin Sparks ⚡ (@kelvinsparks_) October 16, 2019
What an amazing Episode! See all my thoughts of @CrashPadSeries episode 297 here #SexEdPornReviewshttps://t.co/xyKn7LLwXy
— Carly S. @Exxxotica NJ (@Makeupandsin) October 17, 2019
Thanks for the Love!
What’s up with your Venus, what happens in couples’ therapy, what to wear to break up with your partner and more! https://t.co/9rgE10a2ST
— Autostraddle (@autostraddle) October 13, 2019
Coming up next…
Our director @ShineLouise is teaching a camera class at PornFilmFestival Berlin! #PFFBerlin https://t.co/NnANQa0nyp
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) September 17, 2019
A 15 year queer porn retrospective of film projects by Pink & White Productions director Shine Louise Houston is on display at the Leslie-Lohman Museum in New York.
"ON OUR BACKS: The Revolutionary Art of Queer Sex Work" runs now through January 19th! @LeslieLohman @ShineLouise pic.twitter.com/R0MEcD78IA
— Pink & White (@PinkWhite) October 3, 2019
Good news! @CrashPadSeries Episode 173 starring Lyric Seal and Joey Minx will screen as part of MIX COPENHAGEN on Oct 27th. (Alongside films by @VesperalFilms @snaxhoe @fourchambered @AORTA_films & more!) #QueerPorn #AdultFilm
Tix & Info: https://t.co/AH6eT9bBkj pic.twitter.com/bgGGkcUaEz
— Pink & White (@PinkWhite) October 14, 2019
Donating a few https://t.co/6DyOoMgVoG memberships to the Trans Action and Care Conference, November 23rd at Portland State University. #CommunitySupport #TransLove
(Pic: @Byron_DuBois & @daizyblazeXXX) pic.twitter.com/wIN3gUcpxq
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) October 14, 2019
Thank you!
Thank you Unkle and ACAB, and thank you sexual health educators and sex bloggers for watching. Want to see for yourself? Watch here!
