We invited sexual health educators, sex bloggers, and porn geeks to share their thoughts about episode 270, which features new CrashPad performers Maxine Azula and Valerie Paige of the Bay Area’s Black Swan Productions. CrashPad performers script their scenes and bring their own sex acts and desires to the set, and in this scenario, the two brought paddles and athletic strap-on sex, sexy leather and lace attire, and a “caught masturbating” plot intro! What did viewers think? This week… CrashPad Episode 270: Maxine Azula and Valerie Paige.
But first… a moment to swoon over our stars
For @tsvalerie_paige I'm equally as excited because she mentions that she plays cello for various punk rock bands. I actually have my music degree in euphonium performance and I am always here for musicians that play slightly unusual instruments. #SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
Particularly excited to see @MaxineAzula because in their bio they mention being a Performer of Fetish and Circus arts and that is directly in my interests. I'm having having a sideshow themed wedding. So my pervert heart is so happy right now.#sexedpornreviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
One of my favorite parts of @CrashPadSeries is the performer bios. It feels humanizing to see and adds a level to the voyeurism that I also enjoy. It also helps me relate to the performers on a deeper level that goes beyond just attraction which is also fun!#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
Caught in the act
Mmm, yes! The "caught masturbating" narrative device is seriously one of my porn favorites. I don't think I've seen it yet in @CrashPadSeries so I fucking love that Ep. 270 opened with @TSValerie_Paige walking in on @MaxineAzula. Great roleplay potential, y'all! #SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/tqVDrzKW7n
— Mx Nillin (@MxNillin) August 25, 2018
LOVE that Maxine is playing with themself wearing the fishnet/tights to start off this scene- that is my favorite, favorite- #SexEdPornReviews https://t.co/bUP4PnNX84
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
First observation: I like the playful teasing between performers when @TSValerie_Paige walks in on @MaxineAzula, who's already gotten started playing with herself…followed by offering to help. Don't take offense–lend a hand! #sexedpornreviews #ep270 @crashpadseries
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
On that note, remember lovers: #sextoys aren't your competition, they're your props! As @TSValerie_Paige puts it in #Ep270 of @CrashPadSeries: "Toys are fine, but it's nice if you have someone who can use them." Sounds like a delicious promise to me! #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
AW YUSSS. One of the really underrated sex warm ups is watching a partner masturbate. In seconds, you can be aware of what they like and it's hot as hell from both sides.
— Indigo Wolfe (@Indigoisanadult) August 28, 2018
Dress up for sex!
Also we need to talk about their OUTFITS. @MaxineAzula has this amazing lace body-suit with cherry red heels, and @TSValerie_Paige is in…that dress. Wow. They both look SO GOOD!
Watch here: https://t.co/7sdNY7zdTL#SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/llBApjWZCT— Feisty Fox Films (@feistyfoxfilms) August 27, 2018
First… Can we talk about @MaxineAzula's ? red heels though UGHHH so good…. ? @CrashPadSeries #SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/sKzU5nghh7
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
the last few months as I've been camming, it's forced me to dress up more.. wearing fishnets or lingerie and some red lipstick makes me feel more confident, sassy, and playful. that's why Maxine's red heels and bodysuit made me so happy ? #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
I love seeing what each performer feels sexy in since @CrashPadSeries lets the performers pick what they want to wear & what they want to do. Which is rare with porn productions unless you're doing your own content. Lingerie is anything that makes you feel sexy.#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
It can really change the dynamics if I am dressed in contrast to a partner in any way.
Of course it matters less once the clothes come off. ?
— Indigo Wolfe (@Indigoisanadult) August 28, 2018
Talk Dirty To Me!
Porn dialogue is my favourite thing and I really love how much is in @CrashPadSeries' videos. If you appreciate adorable banter just as much as I do, you won't be disappointed; @MaxineAzula and @TSValerie_Paige are playful and teasing throughout the video!#SexEdPornReviews
— Feisty Fox Films (@feistyfoxfilms) August 27, 2018
Dirty talk is all about using the 5 senses, so describing what you're seeing, smelling, tasting, feelings and hearing can be a great jumping off point. @tsValerie_Paige is great at this as she describes the glorious jiggle of @MaxineAzula #SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
The narrative of playing with yourself and being caught can be such a fun dynamic that can be made even more fun by adding lot's of dirty talk! See more dirty talk tips here!https://t.co/OzG5IbXeS7#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
Hooray for body positivity in porn and in the bedroom! Affirm your partner by telling them what you love about their body, like @TSValerie_Page does while spanking @MaxineAzula: "Look at that jiggle. You know how I love the jiggle." #ep270 @crashpadseries #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
There's a ton of dirty talk throughout the video – some serious, others more playful – plus teasing banter and plenty of actively telling each other what they want. Hearing what my partner wants specifically is always incredibly hot, do you agree with yours?#SexEdPornReviews
— Feisty Fox Films (@feistyfoxfilms) August 27, 2018
Kinky
the sound of the flogger ???? then the paddle- #AFewOfMyFavoriteThings #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
Love the face slaps, would like to work that out with a partner I trust enough to do that during play time #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
Paddling adds thuddy sensation to the pelvic floor which is great especially if you're stimulating a g spot during a paddling. And @TSValerie_Paige is hitting @MaxineAzula in the sweet spot where the booty meat meets the thigh meat#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
Also, kudos to @MaxineAzula for expertly wielding a paddle WHILE using a strapon. #professionalsdoitbest #ep270 @crashpadseries #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
Sex Hacks!
Take a cue from @TSValerie_Paige and always arrive prepared for a party. Wear your #strapon harness under your dress for maximum play-readiness! #ep270 @crashpadseries #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
On that note, #foreplay is always good, whether it's actually before, during, or after. And it's mucho important to know that you can ask to slow down or stop at any time. #consentissexy #ep270 @crashpadseries #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
Switch it up!
Also, holy shit is it cool to see so much varity in sex positions in a 20 minute scene! A lot of mainstream porn depicts sex as pretty fixed, but @MaxineAzula & @TSValerie_Paige don't hesitate to switch it up to something even more pleasureable. @CrashPadSeries #SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/kAeOh4SxWN
— Mx Nillin (@MxNillin) August 26, 2018
Reviews are in…
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how does anyone live tweet porn? my brain is mush lol, this is so hot I keep having to pause to gather my thoughts. this is my second episode of @CrashPadSeries, I def. need more trans porn in my life. ?
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
All in all a great @CrashPadSeries episode. Check out all of my thoughts in one place here!https://t.co/Q2ulF9wviH#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
[NEW] #SexEdPornReviews – @CrashPadSeries Ep. 270: @MaxineAzula & @TSValerie_Paige! "Being late for your date because you're too busy masturbating should be a valid excuse!" Ep. 270: BDSM, vibrator, anal strap-on sex, & trans… https://t.co/Nix58ZjNLl pic.twitter.com/srwsylgz3n
— TrashyFemme Talks (@trashyfemme) August 26, 2018
I'm a proud supporter of transbb's getting DICK IN BUTT ??? @TSValerie_Paige and Mistress @MaxineAzula was here at @CrashPadSeries for a mutual strap-on and chill. Sprankle in some new school hitachi and oooow! Excellent form, Mistress! // [WATCH] https://t.co/6zn6KSI09o pic.twitter.com/6KMaY2m703
— AJAPORN? (@AJAPORNFILMS) August 24, 2018
Behind the Scenes
I got to accomplish a major goal and do a scene for @CrashPadSeries; something I've wanted to do for a couple years. And now, the epic scene I did with @MaxineAzula, who fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked, is now available to view ?https://t.co/fyRUTDrh9z
— Valerie Paige ♍B-Day is 9/3♍ (@TSValerie_Paige) August 18, 2018
Here are some sexy pictures from our epic scene for @CrashPadSeries Thanks @tristancrane/@PinkWhite. A huge thanks to @TSValerie_Paige for owning it in the scene, taking the glitterdick like a champ and being the gold standard for clean bootys. https://t.co/lfgwQJYQLS pic.twitter.com/0ggMpuqGsU
— Mistress Maxine (@MaxineAzula) August 23, 2018
Travelling back to the East Bay after a busy day of shooting smut ?? #queerporn #ThatGayShit pic.twitter.com/RcpQm8f4EB
— Valerie Paige ♍B-Day is 9/3♍ (@TSValerie_Paige) August 11, 2018
first timers @MaxineAzula and @TSValerie_Paige coming up live on @CrashPadSeries // members watch us make porno live! ✨? https://t.co/n0gikiJTPH pic.twitter.com/WfpBUXwjCJ
— AJAPORN? (@AJAPORNFILMS) August 11, 2018
Do you typically watch behind-the-scenes or after-shoot footage? It always has really touching moments; it's like you get to watch their aftercare, & I like learning what THEIR favourite points are + what was harder.
Watch Episode 270: https://t.co/7sdNY7zdTL #SexEdPornReviews
— Feisty Fox Films (@feistyfoxfilms) August 27, 2018
I really appreciate that @CrashPadSeries has behind the scenes and shows the performers talking about the scene, how they feel about it, safe sex practices, and getting to know them. #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
Again, I gotta talk about how fucking incredible the sound is in @CrashPadSeries scenes. You can hear EVERYTHING from @TSValerie_Paige & @MaxineAzula. Every moan, gasp, whisper, shudder, it's all there and none of it sounds faked or forced. This is REAL fucking. #SexEdPornReviews pic.twitter.com/QGhvlNVpKf
— Mx Nillin (@MxNillin) August 25, 2018
Something I love about @CrashPadSeries is that they give performers full control of sex acts, clothes, barrier usage, + dialogue, which makes a HUGE difference. Everything in the videos was chosen and wanted by the performers. They also provide equal pay!#SexEdPornReviews
— Feisty Fox Films (@feistyfoxfilms) August 27, 2018
Closing out this #sexedpornreviews with a nod to @TSValerie_Paige & @MaxineAzula for making #eroticart in the face of SESTA/FOSTA. Your work is beautiful & valued & important. Visibility, empowerment, beauty. #ep270 @crashpadseries #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
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Things We Like
My favorite and #1 Queer icon is the Magic Wand makes an appearance. Wands are great for all kinds of genitals. Vibration feels good for everyone. Try putting your vibrator everywhere and find new erogenous zones.#SexEdPornReviews
— Carly S. ☠ (@Makeupandsin) August 26, 2018
Note to everyone of every gender & body: #vibrators are fun for almost every anatomy! Take @TSValerie_Paige and @MaxineAzula's advice and try it on all kinds of bodies. Your #MagicWand won't let you down. #ep270 @crashpadseries #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
So…the sex? Oof ? They use a Magic Wand, strap-on fuck each other, use toys manually, and use floggers & paddles (the paddling-while-fucking may have been my favourite!). AND they use a variety of different positions – some way more athletic than I could do!#SexEdPornReviews
— Feisty Fox Films (@feistyfoxfilms) August 27, 2018
Vibrators ARE for EVERy body- as I said, I don't own the magic wand, although I did get to try it this one time in a dungeon ? my fave vibrators are the Noje Wand, the Satisfyer pro plus vibration, and the Marvelous Flickr- what about you? #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
OH! She has the strap on now- I think I have used this harness before!!! It's been a few years, though. A high quality is sooo important!!! #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
The MAGIC WAND! Can ya'll believe I still do not own one of these? I'm missing out … #SexEdPornReviews https://t.co/lJHSre3MHt
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
BIG THANKS to Good Vibrations for replacing our Magic Wand Vibrator! This is the most beloved sex toy in the business, and its rechargeable cordless design is a must-have for our porn set.
Find it at @GoodVibesToys #ThingsWeLike #CrashWithUshttps://t.co/q6mCJ3w1RR pic.twitter.com/UitxtfPgTA
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) June 16, 2018
Thanks again to @GoodVibesToys for being our Official Safer Sex Sponsor for so many years. Keepin' our shelves well stocked! #SaferSex #ThingsWeLike #LubeIsLove https://t.co/IjAPHiumxe
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) August 11, 2018
Porn's Most Beloved Vibrator… and 28 "NSFW" uses! #MagicWandVibrator #QueerPorn #SexToysInAction #AsSeenOnCrashPad #ThingsWeLike @GoodVibesToys @EducatorAndy https://t.co/N12uerCfzF
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) June 27, 2018
Pornspriation
This episode inspired me to pull out my fishnet bodysuit & to think about trying strap-on play again soon. #SexEdPornReviews
— Megan Ashley (@megashleywrites) August 24, 2018
You know, if you're having penetrative sex but want to take a break and go back to foreplay for a bit, it can really ramp up the intensity of your connection. @TSValerie_Paige and @MaxineAzula show how in #Ep270 of @crashpadseries, and it looks DELICIOUS. #sexedpornreviews
— Lynsey G (@MissLagsalot) August 27, 2018
Coming up next…
Save the date! Our next livestream is Saturday, September 15th. Log in to watch us work in real time as we film two new CrashPad episodes! #CrashWithUs #VoyeurCam #PornIsWorkhttps://t.co/BoXectHHCa
— CrashPad Series (@CrashPadSeries) August 17, 2018
Thank you Maxine and Valerie, and thanks to our panel of sexual health educators and sex bloggers for watching. Want to see see for yourself? Watch here!
