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Smeared Lipstick, Laughter, and Leg Cramps #SexEdPornReviews 284: Maxine Azula and Mistress Lita Lecherous


We invited sexual health educators, sex bloggers, and porn geeks to share their thoughts about episode 284, which stars the return of Maxine Azula with new CrashPad visitor Mistress Lita Lecherous. Our performers script their scenes and bring their own sex acts and desires to the set, and in this scenario the pair brought bodystockings, vibrators and strap-ons, and lots of oral! This week… CrashPad Episode 284: Maxine Azula and Mistress Lita Lecherous..

But first… a moment to swoon over our stars

Looks like this one is gonna be good!! I love ripped up stockings for the aesthetic and the….ease of access — Lawrence of A Labia aka lex_about_sex

Checking in

The way Maxine as Lita is coming down whispers to check in with her about going down on her. Just love that! Then even makes it more vocal and shows a thumb up or down. Waiting until Mistress Lita also gives the thumbs up! — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

I love all of the small little communication. The head nods and simple questions. Taking a moment to look up at one another just to even watch how the other is reacting.— Meg aka WitchofTheWands

"Can I taste you?" says Maxine – I have watched several crashpad episodes now but every single time I am so pleased with the communication, and how helpful it would have been to see this in porn in my younger days! — Megan Ashley aka XoMeganAshley

Things we Like… plus Toys for Shallow Cervixes

In the interview afterward they discuss having a shallow cervix, I don't have a shallow cervix but tend to not enjoy penetration much or feel like "I can't handle it"& get stressed, I like to use some vibrators internally as they tend to be smaller #JustTheTip — Megan Ashley aka XoMeganAshley

Speaking of, I am certain I spy the Tantus Silk as the toy they are using! A great short toy with a round tip. Good for those with a shallow cervix! — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

Or! If you like them short the Cashew by FunkitToys also looks amazing and yes it is harness compatible! — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

Dress up for sex

Back to how hot this is, just I never thought about how great body stockings are. Maxine looks amazing in theirs and especially their chest while they are getting fucked by Mistress Lita. I have found a new thing I like and also want to explore myself! — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

also….this smudged lipstick is wonderful, may have learned something knew about myself hahahah— Lawrence of A Labia aka lex_about_sex

The Joy of Sex

When Lita calls Maxine a good girl when they come, fuck if that didn't make me melt just a little bit as well. The joy in her voice is amazing. I adore how happy this scene is folx. — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

love love love the laughter- another thing I Haven't seen enough in porn, sex can be so funny and giddy and entertaining and all the things <3 — Megan Ashley

moaning and sounds!!! I am super stimulated by what I can here and this does not disappoint, it's not just what you can see that makes this so good, but actually, *hearing* people enjoy themselves, moaning, groaning, sighing, whimpering, gasping, and *yes* laughing too!— Lawrence of A Labia aka lex_about_sex

I also really like that I can hear the voices rattling from the strength of the hitachi hahahahahhaha — Lawrence of A Labia aka lex_about_sex

I love how Maxine just smiles into Lita's pussy only to then take out a hitachi moments after, what a slickster — Lawrence of A Labia aka lex_about_sex

Breaks are a natural part of sex

You should never feel bad for needing to catch your breath. Adjust your position. Especially if you are getting a cramp. It is never fun to get hurt in a serious way during sex and you would not want to pull something. — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

The first time I used a strap on I was BLOWN AWAY at what a workout it was.
Nothing wrong with pausing for a break, telling your partner to continue masturbating while you cool off for a sec, etc… — Megan Ashley

positions may feel good for a bit, but then they can feel uncomfortable- this doesn't shy away from showing the little scoots, the readjustments, the bumps, and stumbles that naturally come with sex — Lawrence of A Labia aka lex_about_sex

Safer Oral Sex

While we keep our set stocked with dental dams and other barriers, performers can opt to not use them. (Knowing your status and making choices based on risk assessment is safer sex too.) That said, Meg aka WitchoftheWands has A+ tips for safer oral sex:

With Mistress Lita going down on Maxine I feel like this a good time to just mention how dental dams are great for cunnilingus. But what if you don't have any?

You can cut a nonlubricated condom or even a glove to make one! For the condom simply cut off the tip and then down one side after you unroll it completely.

For a glove cut the three middle fingers. Then cut along the palm side from the wrist to where the middle finger used to be. This gives you a square with two handles. Putting your thumbs in those handles can make the dental dam easier to manipulate. — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

Speaking of gloves, while Mistress Lita is fingering Maxine they can also be used then! It keeps hands clean and if you have any nails can be much more comfortable for your partner. — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

Behind the Scenes

I'm shooting with CrashPadSeries today!!!! Don't miss Maxine Azula and I as we make some pure porn magic
Those of you with a CrashPad membership can tune in to watch us on the voyeur cam at 3pm! — ❌ Mistress Lita Lecherous ❌ aka MissxLita

#WomanCrushWednesday I have the privilege knowing and filming amazing porn with Lita. I am beyond ecstatic! You can watch us film live on the voyer cam if you have a membership to CrashPadSeries! We're shooting Febuary 9th at 2pm. — Mistress Maxine

The Reviews Are In

I am so glad I got a chance to see this episode! Thank you to CrashPadSeries for filming a super hot episode. I loved it! I also loved sharing some great information with my followers! — Meg aka WitchofTheWands

Don't forget to get a CrashPadSeries subscription if you want some super hot, realistic, kinky, queer, sexy sex!! Let’s discuss the episodes together #SexNerd #SexEdPornReviews — Megan Ashley

Thanks for the love!

Thanks dailydot for including CrashPad in "LGBTQ-friendly porn sites couples can enjoy together" and putting trans lesbian relationships front-and-center in the process.

We recruit!

ATTN: sex nerds! We're seeking sex bloggers and sexual health educators interested in joining #SexEdPornReviews to review/tweet about new CrashPad episodes, normalizing discussions of porn and sexuality – especially for queer and trans folks. Is this YOU? Email Info@PinkWhite.biz

Coming up next…

Save the date! Our next production date is Saturday, April 6th. Tune in and watch via our livestream "Voyeur Cam" as we create two new episodes.

In which I discuss my discovery of queer porn (*spoiler* it was CrashPadSeries) and how it ROCKED. MY. WORLD. And an invite to my next #livestream reading from "Watching Porn" this Sunday, March 31! — Lynsey G aka MissLagsalot

Performers have the final words. (And if you subscribe to our site through their link, they make 40%!

Our episode of CrashPadSeries is out!! See Lita and I fuck. Such a sexy scene!>

Watch Maxine and I devour one another in this sultry scene from CrashPadSeries! — ❌ Mistress Lita Lecherous ❌ aka MissxLita

Thank you!

Thank you Maxine and Lita, and thanks to our panel of sexual health educators and sex bloggers for watching. Want to see see for yourself? Watch here!




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