Episodes

Pink and White vixen Dylan Ryan is back and has brought her real-life sweetie Trucker to the sexiest place on earth.

“It was no mistake giving that key to Dylan. She is undeniably gorgeous and has no difficulty in getting exactly want she wants. You can image my delight when I turned the cameras on and got an eye full of one of the hottest fuck sessions I’ve seen her in. Something tells me this won’t be the last time she drops… and probably not the last friend she brings. Maybe I should rethink that rule about only using the key seven times?” -Key Master

Queer porn diva Courtney Trouble from nofauxxx.com makes the rounds and educates her more than eager friend Johnny about the delights of the Crash Pad.

“It looks like word is spreading around town about the Crash Pad. Smart, sassy sexy, queer porn maven Trouble can be found at all the hot spots, and it looks like she brought a hot little something to join her. It’s only a matter of time before it becomes the most frequented places in the city. Reservations aren’t required, but perhaps they should be.” -Key Master

Jiz and Syd, the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards “Hottest Dyke Sex Scene” couple, return to their stomping grounds.

“These two bois are amazing to watch in action. So much energy, passion, and raw emotion… I might need to get more cameras installed just to keep up. The chemistry runs high with Syd and Jiz, but it seems pretty volatile. I am very curious to see what comes of this and what the consequences for ‘key borrowing’ will be.” -Key Master

Foxy femmes Skye and Stacey are tickled pink their first time at the Crash Pad.

“I didn’t know what to expect when I saw these two walk in the door, but then again I never know what to expect. Tickle torture, how wonderful! Skye looks magnificent writhing around under Stacey’s touch. That beautifully agonizing smile is something I could definitely get used to seeing more of on my monitor. Gentle as kittens, although I am sure that Stacey has a wicked scratch.” -Key Master

The notoriously gorgeous Rozen has found her way into the Crash Pad with borrowed key and borrowed boifriend, Syd.

“Oh now it is starting to get very interesting! It looks like Ms. Debowe has borrowed someone’s key and lover. I think Jiz might be a little more than surprised to learn that her ex, current lover and key are all in one very intimate location. With dynamic chemistry, chain reactions are inevitable and in most cases explosive. I think we are about to see some pretty big explosions.” -Key Master

Princess Donna and boyfriend Jake bring the kink to the kitchen.

“Something is cooking in the kitchen and how could it not be when you have Princess Donna in it? Jake seems to have exactly what she is hungry for, nice big mouthfuls of it. Where there is smoke, there is fire and things are sure heating up at the Crash Pad… I need to make sure those smoke detectors are in working order.” -Key Master

Jiz and Vai, Shawn’s little sister get better acquainted at the Crash Pad.

“Now there’s a concept, using someone’s little sister as collateral for key borrowing? Well I won’t put it past Jiz, not to mention Vai is pretty damn cute. Did I mention explosive? Well I should have also said gushing. I don’t think I have ever seen so much squirting in one place! The laundry bill is going to be through the roof this week. Scotch Guard is now on my grocery list. What is the best way of taking cum stains out of fabric?” -Key Master