[Crew member preparing to ‘mark’ the beginning of the shoot]
Shine Lousie Houston (out of frame): …rolling, I gotcha hands…
Crew member with hands: What?! It’s a bird.
(out of frame): A bird…
(out of frame): It’s a plane!
(out of frame): (inaudible) …shadow puppets?
(multiple inaudible comments)
(out of frame): Make them look porn-y. Porn-y birds. Porn-y hand puppets.
Shine (out of frame): Alright, ready? Ready? Yeah, ok. Lemme see.
(clap)
Shine (out of frame): Alright, thank you.

[Cut to shot of doorway]
(out of frame): Can I see, um, you at the light switch just to give the focus on you?
Siouxsie Q: (laughs)
(out of frame): Oh, ok, yeah. Stay there for a second? And then… I’m gonna move (inaudible) ‘cause her face is right at the pole…
Siouxsie: Okay.

[Cut to alternating shots of Siouxsie and Sandy Bottoms talking]
Sandy: So, how’d you like the shoot today?
Siouxsie: Umm, it was fun… it was really fun getting so dressed up and I’m really glad we did, umm… yeah, I had a really great time with you, it was, it was fun… (laughs) I’m shy now, yeah, I, um…
Sandy: What?! Now?
(both laugh)
Sandy: Now is not the time to be shy.
Siouxsie: Mmmm. How did you like the shoot?
Sandy: I loved it, I had so much fun, it’s like playing, you know, dress-up, all the time—
Siouxsie: That’s like our relationship—
Sandy: All—every day.
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: Play dress-up—
Sandy: Yep.
Siouxsie: …bone. (laughs)
Sandy: (laughs) Oh, well, yeah…
Siouxsie: If you don’t like that verbage… [sic]
Sandy: “Boning” ‘s fine…
Siouxsie: “Make sweet love”…
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: “Consensually touch each other in an erotic way”… I mean, what do you prefer? (laughs)
Sandy: “Platonic” … “love” … “making” … something like that.
Siouxsie: Um, good! Glad you had fun.
Sandy: Yeah, I had a blast.
Siouxsie: Um, what was challenging for you?
Sandy: Umm… dialogue in the subby position.
Siouxsie: Mmm… right.
Sandy: Not, not too good on that. I think, I think I did alright when I was in…
Siouxsie: Yeah, you were good!
Sandy: …toppy-pants mode?8…
Siouxsie: That was a surprise, there…
Sandy: It was a little bit of a surprise for me, too…
Siouxsie: Who knew? Sandy Bottoms… can bring it. (laughs)
Sandy: Thanks. I’m not, it wasn’t, it wasn’t… too… much…
Siouxsie: No. No.
Sandy: …all of a sudden? Too—
Siouxsie: No, it was great. It’s all—I live for that shit.
Sandy: Okay. Awesome. (laughs)
Siouxsie: (laughs) Um, for me what was challenging was, um, the lipstick, for sure.
(both laugh)
Sandy: Yes.
Both: Getting the lipstick everywhere!
Siouxsie: Which is kinda fun.
Sandy: Red, pink, you know…
Siouxsie: Red, pink, everywhere, that was good.
Sandy: Mmhmm, our lives.
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: Our lives, red and pink, it’s true. Um, what else was challenging… umm… yeah, I think that I’ve never thought about, like, how things look visually when I’m, when I… I’ve, like, fucked you before?
Sandy: Mmhmm…
Siouxsie: You know, I think, it’s always, I’ve alway–I mean, I don’t know, I guess that’s not a typical thing you think about—
Sandy: Right, right.
Siouxsie: —when you’re having sex on your own time—
Sandy: Mmhmm.
Siouxsie: —um, but yeah, I got kinda caught up in that, mostly ‘cause I think we looked so amazing.
Sandy: I mean, it was pretty hott.
Siouxsie: I was like, “Aw, this just looks so good…” (laughs)
Sandy: It was pretty hott. Femme-tastic. (laughs)
Siouxsie: Yeah, femme-tastic.

[Cut to Siouxsie and Sandy in scene]

[Cut to alternating shots of Siouxsie and Sandy talking]
Siouxsie: Umm…
Shine (out of frame): What are you to each other?
Siouxsie: (laughs) What are…
Sandy: What are we?
Siouxsie: What am I to you, Sandy? I need to know.
Sandy: You are kind of like, the love of my life.
Siouxsie: Ohhhhh…
Sandy: The gllllitter to my… shiny bow. (laughs)
Siouxsie: Ohh, it’s true, it’s true. No, um, I mean, like, we have a really special relationship. Not only are you my boss, (laughs) at work, (laughs) but you are one of my best friends, and, um, it’s reall—I’m really glad that we got to, like, do this together because it totally, like, goes in line with, like, how our relationship works, which is—
Sandy: Silly, goofy…
Siouxsie: Silly…
Sandy: Little sparty every day.
Siouxsie: Little sparty every day. If only we had some mango Smirnoff…
Sandy: Mmhmm, candies…
Siouxsie: Candies, puppies—
Sandy: Puppies—
Siouxsie: —we had ruffles—
Sandy: —we did.
Siouxsie: —and lipstick and pink bows, we were half way there.
Sandy: Mmhmm. True… the cross hasn’t happened before. (laughs)
Siouxsie: This was new.
Sandy: That’s new. (laughs)
Siouxsie: This is new in our little—
Sandy: Platonic—
Siouxsie: —femme-y, jewish—
Sandy: —love—
Siouxsie: —schwirl. (laughs) You know, you’re like, my, like, best friend from high school, that’s like “Hey, do you wanna, um, come over”—
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: —“and, umm, spend the night, and maybe we’ll ahhhhhhh…”
(both laugh)
Sandy: That’s only happened twice… (laughs)
Siouxsie: Only twice, really? Are you sure?
Sandy: …three times?
Siouxsie: (laughs) Okay, yeah. Three times.
Sandy: Yeah.
Siouxsie: That’s my favorite activity… and my new favorite activity is playing dress up and having sex… while people watch.
Sandy: Mmhmm.
Siouxsie: (laughs)

[Fade to Sandy and Siouxsie in scene]
Shine (out of frame): Can we hold for just a second?
Siouxsie: Yes.
Shine (out of frame): Okay, good.
Sandy: (laughs)
Sandy: Face down on the bed.
(out of frame): (laughs)
Siouxsie: Wait, pause. (laughs)
Sandy: Hmm?
Siouxsie: (laughs) You have lipstick all over your face!
(everyone laughs)
Sandy: Oh no!
Siouxsie: Quick, go wash it off, otherwise it’ll stay forever. (laughs) I’m sorry guys.

[Fade to alternating shots of Siouxsie and Sandy talking]
Sandy: So, this is your… second shoot?
Siouxsie: Um, second shoot with Crash Pad, um, and I’ve done other stuff before, so it’s not my first time doing porn, but—
Sandy: Mmhmm.
Siouxsie: —and it probably won’t be my last time doing porn (laughs) but, umm—
Sandy: You keep coming back!
Siouxsie: —I keep coming back for more, it’s, umm, “It’s really the people”, no, it’s umm—
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: —It’s, you know, politics, it’s really fun, I think important, I love what Crash Pad is doing—
Sandy: Totally.
Siouxsie: —um, making really hott, relevant material, that, like, shows bodies and queers and sex that is relevant to my life, and super fucking hott. Um, is this your first time doing porn?
Sandy: This is my first time—
Siouxsie: (gasp)
Sandy: —I’ve done some stuff on my own—
Siouxsie: Uhuh…
Sandy: —but, you know, you know, propping up the camera in the corner—
Siouxsie: Mmhmm, mmhmm…
Sandy: —that kind of thing, you know, not, not as fun. (laughs)
Siouxsie: Not as fun? (laughs)
Sandy: Not as fun. Well, it depen—not as fun.
Siouxsie: A good segue…
Sandy: Mmhmm.
Siouxsie: Nice.
Sandy: Yeah. So, very first time, and I wouldn’t have had it with anybody else other than Crash Pad. (laughs)
Siouxsie: And me! (laughs) (inaudible)
Sandy: And you! With you and for Crash Pad!
Siouxsie: Fuck you! (laughs)
Sandy: No!
Siouxsie: So over.
Sandy: Oh!
Siouxsie: (laughs)
Sandy (whispers): Bitch!
Siouxsie: (laughs) Um, well why’d you decide to do porn? Why’d you decide to make the big transition?
Sandy: Um, well, what better way to make money than get paid to fuck my friends? (both laugh)
Sandy: You know, that’s a reality—
Siouxsie: Truth.
Sandy: —no, but I really like Crash Pad and their, um, image, their mantras, um, I just… really like it, and, you know, I like peop—you know, a company that… shows people fucking how I like to fuck, you know, and by “fucking”, you know, it isn’t what the mainstream necessarily—
Siouxsie: Totally.
Sandy: —would, would say. So, you know, it would be totally possible to go to some, you know, other, you know, big LA company but it’s, it wouldn’t be the same, it wouldn’t be—it wouldn’t mean the same thing.
Siouxsie: Yeah. Aww, that’s sweet.
Sandy: Near and dear—
Siouxsie: —to your heart.
Sandy: Mmhmm!
Siouxsie: (laughs)
Sandy: As are you!
Siouxsie: Aww… That’s right, bitch.
Sandy: (laughs)

[Cut to Sandy and Siouxsie in scene]
Sandy: (moans)
Siouxsie: …pussy’s too amazing.
Sandy: (moans)
Siouxsie: Yeah.

[Cut to alternating shots of Siouxsie and Sandy talking]
Siouxsie: Um—
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: —do you have any final thoughts?
Sandy: (laughs) I’ve been told, if I can talk about myself—
Siouxsie: Good.
Sandy: —for a second, I’ve been told fucking Sandy Bottoms is like fucking kittens.
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: Fucking kittens?! (laughs)
Sandy: (laughs) Like, no, let’s—scratch that, fucking Sandy Bottoms is like punching kittens in the face. Is that true? (laughs)
Siouxsie: (laughs) Well, okay, if I may comment. (laughs)
Sandy: Originally stated by, by another co-worker, mind you. (laughs)
Siouxsie: Another co-worker. Okay, well, I don’t know if that was particularly my experience, I think that fucking Sandy Bottoms is more, I don’t know if I want to go there.
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: (inaudible) What is fucking Sandy Bottoms like?
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: Fuck—it’s, it’s like, it’s like, umm, eating… so much cotton candy—
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: —but you don’t get to that point where you feel like you’re gonna—
Sandy: Barf?
Siouxsie: —puke. No. Except when there’s a dildo down your throat, then you do kinda feel like you’re gonna barf…
Sandy: Which, you look pretty hott (laughs) with a dildo down your throat. Not gonna lie.
Siouxsie: So, something about cotton candy and dildos—
Sandy: Okay.
Siouxsie: —I think we’ve all learned something.
Sandy: (laughs)
Siouxsie: And noone puked so that was good.
Sandy: No, that’s really—
Siouxsie: High five.
Sandy: —really good.
(both laugh)
Sandy: Not in the past…
Siouxsie: (laughs)
Sandy: (inaudible) —puked— (inaudble) —candy— (inaudible) —mango Smirnoff—
Siouxsie: Oh god. (kiss) You’re the best.
Sandy: Final thoughts?
Siouxsie: Uh, I, I have no more to say!
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: I think that says it all!
Sandy: Okay. So this is our relationship…
(everyone laughs)
(out of frame): …awesome!

(Transcribed by Nic Bravo)