[Siouxsie Q and Puck Goodfellow on couch]
Shine Louise Houston (out of frame): I will prompt you with the question.
[Multiple static cuts]
Puck: –it the same–
Shine (out of frame): So whoever wants to–
Shine (out of frame): –the shoot today.
Puck (under static): –like pussy?– –sounds really staged!–
Puck: Ok let me try that again.
Siouxsie: (laughs) Um…

[Cut to two-shot of Puck and Siouxsie talking on a couch]
Siouxsie: How’d it go today, how’d you like it?
Puck: Well, I enjoyed it immensely…
Siouxsie: Yeah…
Puck: Um, because… I really like experimenting with topping…
Siouxsie: Totally.
Puck: …and I like–because I’m usually a bottom.
Siouxsie: Yeah. Right. You were, you were good at it!
Puck: Um, so…
Siouxsie: I mean, I like, I was definitely, um, I, you know, I’m, I’m experiencing some experimentation with topping as well.
Puck: Oh!
Siouxsie: …and I kinda got excited about it? But I mean through and through I’m like Miss sobby bottom—Subby Bottom Pants. (laughs)
Puck: Subby Bottom Pants?
Siouxsie: Subby Bottom Pants
Puck: That’s a tongue twister.
Siouxsie: So I really, like, so that was challenging for me to like…
Puck: Oh, ok.
Siouxsie: …to do those things to you but it was hott because I know I like those things.
Puck: So the challenge was hott for you?
Siouxsie: Yeah, it was.
Puck: Cool.
Siouxsie: And I really liked when um I put clothespins on you, and I was like “You’re kind of a pain slut,” and I was kinda of getting into like you know…
Puck: Oh yeah!
Siouxsie: …”Yeah, I’ve got bangs, I can be a toppy girl!”
Puck: Yeah, yeah!
Siouxsie: And you were like “That’s not for you to ask, actually.” and I’m like (gasp)
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: (whispers) “I’m sorry!”
Puck: Yeah. That’s right!
Siouxsie: That was hott. Super hott.
Puck: I think that playing with any sort of BDSM, it, I—I think that it has such ridgid lines…
Siouxsie: Right?
Puck: …in some peoples lives, which is totally cool. Totally cool.
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.
Puck: I just, I like… playing with things when people put them in a box.
Siouxsie: Right.
Puck: I like taking them out of the box and being like, “Yayyyy!!! …”
(both laugh)
Siouxsie: Totally.
Puck: …with all the toys.
Siouxsie: Totally.
Puck: …and then cleaning them up.
Siouxsie: Well you brought a lot of toys.
Puck: I did.
Siouxsie: That was good.
Puck: I bring, I bring the toys.
Siouxsie: So many, I was glad, I don’t have to worry about that at all.
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: Yeah, sparkly cock, hello?
Puck: Yeah it’s good.
Siouxsie: Best thing ever.
Puck: Pretty good.
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: Umm.
Puck: It’s magic.
Siouxsie: Yes.

[Cut to Puck standing in a doorway]
Shine (out of frame): …umm the kitchen area, hit your mark…
Puck: Ok.
Shine (out of frame): …count three seconds, and hit the bed. And, action.
Puck (out of frame): Wait let’s do that again.
Siouxsie (out of frame): (laughs)
Shine (out of frame): Yeah, don’t look at, don’t look at the camera.
Puck (out of frame): Yeah, I know, I, I didn’t…
Puck (out of frame): This is my present?
Puck: Oh, man, it’s better than last year.

[Cut to two-shot of Siouxsie and Puck kissing on a bed]
Puck: Mmm.
Puck: I just want to look at my present.
Siouxsie: (laughs) You wanna unwrap me?
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.

[Fade to Siouxsie and Puck talking on a couch]
Siouxsie: What was, what was challenging for you?
Puck: Oh, yeah. Umm, challenging for me… Umm, not cumming so fast?
Siouxsie: Ohh, right, I’m pretty hott, so…
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: (laughs)
Puck: No, it’s true, it’s true. True. Truth. Kay. Umm… also, when all the blood is rushed to… this area…
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.
Puck: …then I usually find it challenging to be creative with—in the moment.
Siouxsie: Right.
Puck: But that also… is a, it’s kinda builds on itself ’cause then I’m like masochistic about it where like “Ooh well can I snap out of it!”
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.
Puck: You know, “Puck, come on.” (slap slap slap)
Siouxsie: (laughs)
Puck: You know? And then, umm, this is all mental, though, this happens mentally.
Siouxsie: Mmhmm. Right right right.
(both laugh)
Puck: And umm, but yeah so it’s challenging to like…
Siouxsie: Like, think.
Puck: …find things to do…
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.
Puck: …when I’m having sex sometimes, ’cause sometimes I’m just like “Ungh, cum, now.”
Siouxsie: Mmhmm. Totally.
Puck: And that’s boring sometimes. Sometimes it’s good.
Siouxsie: Sometimes it, I mean I was not bored.
Puck: Ok.
Siouxsie: I was entertained. Thoroughly, it was a great way to spend and afternoon. (laughs)
Puck: Cool. That’s the challenge.
Siouxsie: That was… yeah. (laughs)
Puck: …to have such a great time.
Siouxsie: It was so challenging.
Puck: (laughs)
Siouxsie: So much fun.
Puck: Good.
(both laugh)

[Cut to Siouxsie and Puck on a bed]
Puck: Can we pause for the hair?
Siouxsie: (laughs) Yeah.
Shine (out of frame): Yeah.
Puck: How’s it… how’s it looking?
Shine (out of frame): It’s good.
Siouxsie: (laughs)
Puck: It’s good? Ok. That’s what I was, I was gonna pause for the hair…
Siouxsie (laughing): That’s awesome. Someone hangs out with high femmes a lot.
Shine (out of frame): (laughs)
Puck: Yeah.
Shine (out of frame): Mmhmm.
Puck: …need to know if it’s ok.
Siouxsie: Cool. (laughs)
Puck: Alright.
Siouxsie: Mmmm.
Puck: Mmm, you taste like strawberries.
Siouxsie: Mmm!! Yeah.

[Fade to Siouxsie and Puck talking on a couch]
Puck: Is this your first time? Doing porn?
Siouxsie: Ah, not it’s not actually.
Puck: Oh, ok.
Siouxsie: Yeah, (laughs) I know it’s not your first time.
Puck: Not that I’ve watched you or anything.
Siouxsie: I’ve totally watched you in porn before.
Puck: Ok, we’ve watched each other…
Siouxsie: How did you, you watched me?
Puck: Shhh… be nice! We’ll talk about this later.
Siouxsie: Ok, sorry! (laughs)
Puck: (laughs) I’m flipping my hair too, nowadays.
Siouxsie: Ahh! (laughs) Umm, but yeah, so, I mean, why, why do…
Puck: Why do, yeah…
Puck: (laughs)
Puck: Why do you continue doing it?
Siouxsie: Umm, to… you know, change the world. Be like, a revolution, that’s why I started doing porn, I was like, you know, umm, I didn’t see the porn in the world that I necessarily wanted to watch, even though you know I like misogynist gang-bang as much as the next girl…
Puck: Yeah…
Siouxsie: (laughs) Umm, you know…
Puck: Actually, sometimes…
Siouxsie: Sometimes…
Puck: You, yeah…
Siouxsie: Um, but I was really frustrated that I wasn’t seeing the kind of, um, I was really frustrated that I wasn’t seeing the kind of bodies and and genders and the kind of fucking that was, like, so real in my life…
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: …you know…
Puck: It’s that stuff that turns you on…
Siouxsie: Exactly!
Puck: …in your life…
Siouxsie: Exactly.
Puck: You wanted to put that out there.
Siouxsie: Mmhmm. So that’s why I started doing it, and umm, that’s why I continue to do it…
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: …and I love doing it with you, so that was really fun.
Puck: Yeah, that was hott.
Siouxsie: Yeah. ‘spretty hott.
Puck: I, I do porn because, um, I’ve talked about this before, in other interviews, but it seems to, it seems to be evolving…
Siouxsie: Mmhmm.
Puck: …like, I, I really like doing it politically…
Siouxsie: Mmhmm. Yeah.
Puck: …like, like trans people are hott.
Siouxsie: Yeah. Mmhmm.
Puck: Love your bodies. And, yes, it’s hard, but like, and also, sidenote, umm, I think a lot of people watch porn and they learn how to have sex that way.
Siouxsie: It’s like, it’s, you know, in the time of abstinence education…
Puck: Kids!
Siouxsie: Yeah, it’s—don’t say that. (laughs)
Puck: No! But, but kids sometimes get their hands on a copy of some porn, I would rather it be like…
Siouxsie: Educational.
Puck: …some, some queer porn that was actually like, “Hey, here’s how you use a condom,” you know?
Siouxsie: Definitely, I feel like…
Puck: Instead of like, “Gang-bang blah-blah-blah with,” you know, “eighteen”…
Siouxsie: No, totally, crazy, yeah…
Puck: …”Lots of cum,” which is good, I like those things as well…
Siouxsie: Hott, concensual, perfect…
Puck: …but for people to thing that these things are just how it is…
Siouxsie: Yeah, exactly…
Puck: …it’s basically like I can’t, I can’t live just knowing that, like, that there’s only this little pinhole of like porn being represented…
Siouxsie: Exactly…
Puck: …and for everyone to, you know…
Siouxsie: Mmhmm, I, one thing I wanna say is that like, I, every time I have sex with you I have the hottest, umm, safe sex ever. Like, you’re so good at that, and like, using barriers…
Puck: Oh, cool.
Siouxsie: …and gloves and stuff doesn’t have to cumbersome…
Puck: Oh, thanks, yeah…
Siouxsie: …and weird, like, it’s, can be really fucking hott…
Puck: Good, ’cause that’s my goal, as…
Siouxsie: Yeah, and I think that’s important to show in porn too, the like, you know, latex barriers and like whatever can be super fun and hott…
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: …and fulfilling.
Puck: ‘Cause there’s stuff out there. That happens…
Siouxsie: Yeah. It’s true.
Puck: …to the body.
Siouxsie: It’s true.
Puck: ‘Cause it’s like… yeah.

[Cut to Puck and Siouxsie on a bed]
Puck: I’m gonna cum on your tits.
Siouxsie: Yeah?
Puck: Yeah.
Siouxsie: Mmm.
Puck: You feel safe about that?
Siouxsie: Yeah I do. Thank you for asking.

[Fade to Siouxsie and Puck talking on a couch]
Siouxsie: I think you should start working on, umm, a porn Snow White…
Puck: Oh, yeah.
Siouxsie: …and if you’d like to be a dwarf that’d be great. Not that you’re a dwarf, that’s weird. (laughs)
Puck: Porn Snow White.
Siouxsie: Yeah.
Puck: Triple-X.
Siouxsie: Triple-X.
Puck: Snow. White.
Siouxsie: Snow. White. Yeah.
Puck: Snow…
Siouxsie: Snow…
Puck: …freckles?
Siouxsie: …white facial? What? Ok. (laughs)
Puck: Snow Facial? Ok, uhh…
Siouxsie: Next, next, next project.
Puck: Yeah, that’s a project.
Siouxsie: Let’s go make a story-board.
Puck: I definitely want more porn projects.
Siouxsie: Me too. Let’s make it happen. Let’s change the world.
Puck: Yeah, basically triple-X superheroes?
Siouxsie: All of the above.
Puck: Except I don’t like capes, though… they get in the way. Cool.
Siouxsie: (laughs)