BC: This is my friend’s place. You can stay here tonight.
AR: Quoi?
BC: You can sleep here with me here.
AR: Ohhh.
BC: Yeah?
AR: Okay.
BC: Okay?
[Laughing]
AR: Oui.
BC: You’re very beautiful.
AR: French—
BC: Beautiful.
Director: And let’s hold. That was so cute. That was so awesome.
BC: Was that French phobic?
[Laughing]
BC: You know like, “you understand?”
AR: You’re beautiful bitch!
[Laughing]
Director: That was awesome. You also have makeup on you.
BC: Oh god damnit.
Director: It’s just on your forehead. Just wipe it. It’s gone, it’s good.
AR: Was that me?
BC: It just happened from the kissing?
Director: Yes.
AR: How did you like the shoot today?
BC: I loved it, for many reasons. 1) You’re incredibly fun to fuck, and you have the hottest body I’ve ever seen in my entire life. You’re very sexy, and it was fun to actually get you naked finally.
[Laughs]
BC: How did you like the shoot?
AR: It was very good.
BC: Yeah, why?!
AR: Because I got to have sex with you again. Again for the first time. [Laughs]
BC: First time!
AR: Yes. That was good though. That was the best part of the shoot.
BC: Yeah? Did you like the finger in the ass?
AR: Yes I did. [Laughs] Yes.
BC: Mmmhmm, but you did have to pee half way through the shoot.
AR: I did.
BC: Rude.
AR: You’re fucking hitting my bladder.
BC: Tearing you up, all night. Mmmhmm.
AR: I’m sorry.
[Laughing]
AR: I apologize.
BC: What the fuck?!
AR: [moaning] Oh I need to break. I need to pee.
BC: So what should we do differently?
Director: What? It’s going really good. [Laughs]
Crew: You want to cut tape?
Director: No, this is good outtakes.
Crew: Oh, ok.
Director: No you’re doing great. You’re actually remembering porn arm. So when you’re blocking, you’re moving your arm out of the way which is actually kind of nice.
BC: I’m trying. Am I being too mechanical?
Director: I don’t think you’re being too mechanical.
BC: [whispers] Okay because I’m nervous.
[Laughing]
Crew: I think it looks great. There’s lots of kissing.
Director: It good, you’re really connecting with each other.
Crew: Do you want the fan on?
BC: Look how sweaty I get.
Director: The fan is in the closet.
BC: No, I don’t mind sweating.
Crew: It looks great.
BC: I’m just a sweaty kind of person.
AR: Wipe your forehead.
Director: It’s okay.
BC: I’m sweating so much that I don’t even have a forehead.
AR: [laughs]
Crew: Get him a towel maybe.
BC: Are you broken?! Is my dick still smaller than James Dean’s?
AR: No.
[Laughing]
BC: Liar, we know it is. I was all pissed because I bought mine, and that’s not fair it should be big.
[Laughing]
BC: Don’t you think our dicks should be the biggest dicks?
Crew: Yeah
BC: And that’s what puts us over the edge. The biggest dicks and the best sex.
Director: You can change sizes.
BC: For the butt. I tried to put my finger in her ass, and then she had to go pee. It’s probably the finger in the ass.
[Laughing]
Crew: How big are your fingers? Maybe it’s your fingers. Your fingers are too big.
BC: I have the tiniest hands in the whole world. I double fisted someone the other day with no problem.
Director: What? Really, who?
BC: Hi gentle! Get on the bed, we’re not done!
AR: [laughs] what was challenging?
BC: I’m always nervous and awkward when I haven’t slept with someone at first, so I had to maneuver around that. Pretty soon the nerves went away [laughs] because you’re fun. [Laughs] and you’re sexy, and you’re French. Although it was really funny when we were…
AR: Fucking, and I started saying fuck instead. I got distracted.
BC: Was that what was challenging for you, remembering that you’re French?
AR: Yeah. You know, I speak French to my mom. [Laughs] I don’t really have sex in French.
BC: You could think of me as your mom if you wanted.
[Laughing]
AR: That would be too hot.
BC: So that was your challenge? Any other challenge?
AR: No it was kind of the same thing. When you haven’t fucked somebody before, and you’re doing it on camera so it’s more nerve wracking. That was a little, but it was fun.
Both: [moaning]
BC: So are you new to porn? Have you done porn before?
AR: No, I’ve done porn before.
BC: Uh huh. Slutty.
AR: Yeah, just a little bit.
BC: True story: I found you by finding you in a porn.
AR: Did you?
BC: Yeah.
AR: Where did you see me?
BC: You were in Doppelganger.
AR: [laughs] Doppelganger?
BC: Then I found you on Facebook.
AR: And then you stalked me?
BC: And then I stalked you.
AR: [laughs] And you’re not new to porn, and I stalked you too after you contacted me.
BC: I’m kind of new, newish. I’m only a year old.
AR: I’m only a year old too.
BC: Oh baby. We’re baby queer porn. Yay!
Crew: That was fantastic.
Director: So feel free to clean up and cool off. We’re going to adjust the cameras for the interview. Then we’ll do the interview and that’s a day.
AR: Sweet.
BC: Cool.
AR: Sorry. [laughs]
Crew: It’s a sword fight.
BC: Get back here.
AR: I’m going to bite you.
BC: C’mon back.
Crew: Does he keep cock slapping?
[laughing]
AR: You don’t get to cock slap me.
BC: Yes I do. So you’ve done porn, why do you continue to do it?
AR: I really like to fuck. [laughs] That’s not my reason. I really like being able to express myself sexually I guess. It’s exciting to do porn that’s not necessarily directed for one audience. I like to be able to change that.
BC: Crossover action?
AR: Yeah and it kind of bothers me that most porn is made for..
BC: Straight white dudes?
AR: Yeah, basically. That gets very boring so I like to mix it up.
BC: Yeah.
AR: I feel like everyone should be able to enjoy porn and not just..
BC: Straight white dudes.
AR: Yes, exactly.
BC: Fuck yeah.
AR: Why do you do porn?
BC: Because I’m a shy show off. I like to have sex and get paid. I would like to do a crossover too. Crossover to all the categories and not be so niche. I think it’s really fun, and I always have fun doing it.
AR: It really turns me on to fuck on camera too. [laughs] I’m like, “Fucking on camera, yeah”.
BC: Such a showoff. So, did you have a fun at the shoot today?
AR: Yes, lots.
BC: Mmmhmm.
AR: It was laid back, but I still got to make some awesome porn.
BC: What’s your other project you were telling me a little bit about?
AR: We’re making kind of a joke site. It’s naughtyjewishgirls.com, and we’re getting a bunch of Jewish girls and banging on camera. So that’s what I’m working on. And you are doing something, right?
BC: I’m being slutty, and if anyone wants to see more sluttyness they can go to billycastrofanclub.com. Or find me on the Twitter, billycastroxxx. I had a lot of fun shooting because I’ve been wanting to work with Crash Pad for a long time.
AR: Ditto.
BC: Finally happened and it finally worked out. I want to shoot with them again.
AR: Ditto.
BC: And shoot with you when you’re talking in French.
AR: Okay, we can do that.
[laughing]
Director: Cool.
[laughing]
BC: Was that okay?
Director: Yeah.
BC: Was our climax too brisk?
Director: No, my god no.
[laughing]
AR: Sorry, my first instinct I started going like this. So that was why..
BC: It’s okay?
Crew: That was great.
BC: It was okay. You didn’t love it, do you want us to do it again?
[laughing]
AR: One more time?
Director: Yeah. No with —– this time.
[laughing]
BC: I want you guys to like it.
Crew: Oh come on, seriously.
[clapping and cheering]
BC: We’re doing it again!
Crew: No, that was awesome.
Director: That was amazing. That was some serious fucking. That was really good.
AR: Sweet.
BC: Are you broken?
AR: No.
BC: Liar.