Content Note:
The fucking machine featured in this episode was made by professionals: Building one improperly is very dangerous! We HIGHLY recommend purchasing and adapter or purpose-built one! If you insist on DIYing it, you ABSOLUTELY MUST remove any teeth, points, or sharp edges from your tool's blade prior to attaching a dildo.
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Episode 297: ACAB and Unkle Daddy Closed Captions Available
Release Date: October 4th, 2019
Unkle Daddy powers through ACAB
“Unkle Daddy needs someone handy to get handsy with, and ACAB’s an eager helper. After some fun with a flogger, candle wax, and clothes pins, Unkle discovers ACAB’s secret project… a cordless, DIY fucking machine! Well, it’s a sawzall with a dildo attached, but you have to admire the ingenuity! Now ACAB’s at the business end of a couple thousand strokes per minute, guided by Unkle’s itchy trigger finger. Now we’re playing with power!” – Keymaster
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