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Yeah. It’s fine.

I have to replace them all the time.

This is a new thing.

I feel like.

OK you get to pick out which one.

Well let’s just like.

Five-finger discount.

Let’s just keep it simple and go with the first one. For now.

Which one is the first one?

The thumb one?

Fucking Honeycomb my pussy.

What are you talking about.

OK.

And I got you.

Got it sync’d. Yes.

[claps] OK.

How do you enjoy the shoot today?

I had a good time. You talk a lot.

It’s okay. I love you anyway.

I do talk a lot.

I had a fun time.

Well you didn’t ask me but I had a good time.

It was so cool.

It was like, it was…

It was like, you know fucking with your friend.

Yeah. So, which is like what we do.

So it was cool.

Come on, come for your friend.

(Laughs).

I know.

I’m a bitch.

Haaaaa!

COME FOR YOUR BESTFRIEND!

I know. You’re like…

I was just about to do some shit.

I was! You asshole.

Mm. Hmm.
Mm hmm.

Come on.

Ask each other what was challenging, if anything.

What was challenging today?

Fucking you.

Oh. Thanks.

I don’t like it. It was just stupid and I just don’t like fucking my friends. (Laughs, clapping.)

I think. Same for me though, it was kind of hard.

You know.

We’re trying to figure out what to do first.

For a long time, yeah.

Should we make out?

Right?

I’m so glad we didn’t make out.

I’m glad we didn’t make out either –

Because that would’ve been so fucking fake.

Imagine that.

(Lip smacking sounds.)

That felt weird.

Come here!

We’ve made out before though!

When we were like, partying though.

Different, different scene.

Okay so there was really no big challenges.

I… Yeah.

I felt really comfortable.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I feel like the best part of today was like, I brought you with the side of the Hitachi.

That was – that was – that was –

That bitch.

I feel like I was the WIN for today.

He was total dope.

Yeah. So I like, that was a win.

Yeah.

So if we’re talking about plus deltas.

The plus part was the…

Also. OK.

I realized, like, my nipples don’t have, like, as much… yeah I need to work on that.

So I learned something about my body.

That’s fair.

That was cool.

Well thanks for your stuff.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Take this off.

That’s no joke.

Oh wait! Take it off on-camera.

Oh. I’m sorry.

Let’s roll.

Do you got it? We’re still rolling.

Yeah.

It’s. A little forward.

I just met you…

Oh. Yeah.

That thing.

And then the Magic Wand thing… Boom, boom, boom.

I mean, I don’t know what the magic of the wand is.

Your’s is pretty straight-forward.

“Bononononon….”

[Snaps]

OK. You use it on me.

OK.

And then I’ll just I’ll. I’ll mimic you.

Oh no. I.

I’m like all kinds of vibrating.

I feel like you’re better off by yourself.

Oh wait.

You see?

I get it.

Haha! No.

This is some shit.

See I’m telling you the Hitachi’s the life!

What?!

I have literally, I’ve been at so many sex stores and have been like

Fuck that bullshit.

Now you get it.

This is crazy.

It is what people’ll been doing.

Yeah. That’s what you don’t –

Bitch!

– That’s why you don’t ever see your friends.

This is tight.

Yo, I wanna get one.

Maybe the…

Next…

(laughs) I’m gonna do that every time.

Did you get that?

The next question is, um.

What are your safe sex practices and why?

Um, you know like gloves, condoms, washing my toys afterwards. That sort of thing.

Trying to minimize exchange of fluids.

Because.. Why?

Because it’s healthy!

In the words of my last scene partner “because I give a fuck about my body, bitch.”.

That’s real. Okay.

Everything you just said like gloves, dental dams.

Dental dams.

Yeah.

Yo I found out.

I don’t know why dentals for the anus.

That’s amazing.

Never thought about it.

Nope.

Anyway.

But.

Anyway. But yeah I like dental dams, gloves, condoms, lube.

All those good things care of your body.

Also checking with each other.

That’s a safer sex tool. We checked in with each other about how we felt.

Being like, having fun.

Being mentally safe about things.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So.

Agreed.

Yeah it’s necessary.

Yeah. We’re done with this porn.

Bye.

Ba-Bam!

I mean when is it over.

Like.

I came a bunch.

I mean, do you need more stuff?

Here put something.

Boom.

Oh. My. God.

(Laughing)

I’m fully naked.

I mean.

I’m worried about you.

I got one whole.

(Laughs)

SAFE WORD

(Laughing)

Like.

We can go back over and do the same stuff again.

I’m telling you.

I’m done with you.

That was great.

Is the livestream on?

I mean we put.. we did that on vid…

We killed our photographer.

My top two toys of the month.

Of my life.

This thing and the Hitachi?

These two are the top two.

Just so you know, those come with a warning label that specifically say ‘don’t use more than one.’ (sarcastic tone)

Psyche.

We just broke a record here.

Yeah.

We just broke a record.

Why do you continue to do porn, wretched bitch?

Cause I enjoy myself. It’s a really… It’s really… It’s a lot of fun!

Also because I think I say this every single time.

Because it’s important to me to represent fat Black bodies, non-binary bodies, genderqueer bodies in porn because there’s just not enough of it anywhere.

And that’s like one my huge big reasons.

Decent.

What about your, why’d you do it today?

Because of you.

You’re a major influence about it.

And also I trust.

I trust. I trust you.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Ad I mean yeah.

Yeah.

A whole lot.

I’ve done porn before but it was some wretched bullshit. And so I was coming out here.

This is actually a thing!

I was like. Wait, wait.

Gonna be like we’re doing it out there.

I’ll get gonna get warm.

No, it’s just that the porn that I’ve been a part of was like really disrespectful to my body and I feel like this was like porn done right. And also like with people that are professional and like, successful and also like queer and also like, I’m Black and I shit.

I’ve never been in a porn with another Black person.

Oh wow.

So I mean.

The whole the whole like situation was very very comforting.

So.

Good.

So I haven’t done porn.

It’s been about almost 15 years.

Oh wow.

So this is like stepping back into it and it’s a much better experience than what I was back in the day when I did it.

It was awful back in the day and I’m glad there is a better experience available.

Do you have anything else you want to say?

I love you.

I love you! This was so much fun.

Mmm.

No, I love you and I really appreciate this experience of many of the all the experiences that we enjoy with each other.

It was a good one.

I mean all of it.

Yeah. So.

For real, I agree.

You’re a dope ass person.

Ugh, thank you.

And I’m so proud to have you in my life.

Same.

You want more hugs.

Say ditto.

Ditto!

Laughs.

Samesies!

“I love you.” “Ditto”.

Anyway.

What do you want to say?

Nope, I don’t have anything else I want to say.

I feel like I had a good time.

That makes me feel weak. We just fucked each other and now you just like “ditto.”

I poured my heart out.

I love you. I think you’re amazing.

I’m glad I got to come and visit and like fuck you on camera.

Say it Into my titties.

Thank you titties.

So much for today.

I appreciate it.

Pretending.

Like you feel can out and touch it I’m like Yeah man it’s.

A magic powers or anything like that ever by me.

I love it.