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[Intro music]

Welcome to the CrashPad

Thank you.

Okay.

Shine Louise Houston (off camera) So now we’re going to take it from one. You’re going to be outside of the door. You’re going to come in.

All right, so just wait for me to say action to make sure.

All right, break a leg. Break a lash. Dude. OK……alright action

Finn: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

Scout: I liked it. Yeah. I mean I got eaten out.

Finn: You’re welcome.

Scout: I mean, it’s not always good. But you are good.

Finn: You trying to make me blush?

(giggling)

Scout: So, how did YOU enjoy the shoot today?

Finn: It was a lot of fun.

(laughing)

Scout: Really? Tell me about that.

Finn: I got to eat you out.

Scout: Is that all I am? You are a punk ass and a trouble maker. I love you. God, it’s like we’re dating.

Get it!

Yes ma’am.

Finn: You are going to make it all difficult for me aren’t you?

Scout: taaa—ding

So what’s challenging?

You answer first.

What was challenging?

Finn: I was afraid we were rushing.

It’s hard to keep track of time when you are…you know.. in the midst of it. Especially especially, when like,

I’m used to having sex for at least, 3 hours, 4 hours, 3 hours before I even think about cumming.

Like if I rushed you

So like doing a scene, not that coming was mandatory or anything.

but like, yeah, doing a scene where I am like oh I should not be.

I should not throw two hours of punkass-erie at you before we actually cut to the chase.

Great.

Okay.

Anyway, secrets out. That is how we actually have sex

What is that?

The punkass-erie in general?

Uhhhh. Did I already ask you how it was hard for YOU?

Yeahhh, I went first.

What was challenging for YOU?

Holding back, pacing yourself? ……pacing myself no?

No, what was hard for me? That the part of my labia that swells up. That part. It was hard… yes

Thank you. That was actually a really easy shoot.

for me. yeah

I can’t think of anything that was hard about that.

Tying the ropes that I was lying on. That was the hardest thing but

I figured well you know, I will just play it up.

I thought doing like a scripted shoot or like or like a shoot, where it wasn’t just totally open ended and free-form, would be hard, but everything just flowed and it all made sense to me.

So, just whatever, I expected that to be hard. And it wasn’t, sorry.

Finn: What are your safe sex practices and why?

Scout: My safe sex practices are.. God uh… Mostly just denying people sex. Really, like not having sex with people that I don’t want to have sex with including just like flirting with straight dudes, at the bar and letting them flirt until I have an excuse to stop them and then making a big – throwing them on the ground and making a big deal of of it and trying to get them kicked out of the bar. That’s how I keep myself safe. Kidding…..I mean. um. I mean not kidding but like. Having having good… communicating those good boundaries. I’m actually not that good at that though. I just tell you in the moment. I tell people everybody in the moment. And do like. stop that… No more of this shit. Am I allowed to swear?

Finn: I’m sure they can fix it in post.

Scout: Anyway, blah blah blah blah. safe sex yeah. Abstinence basically.

Finn: Keeping your pants on? You can have a lot of sex with your pants on.

Scout: God never did that before. What are some- What are some of your safe sex practices, Finn McKee?

Finn: Definitely communication, in the moment.

Scout: What does communication mean to you?

Finn: Choosing what kind of sex to have with different people based on risk. Sometimes I like to have sex with my pants on, and that’s fine

Scout: And what is off limits for you?

Finn: Depends whose asking. That answer your question?

Scout: Yeah, I guess. Sort of. Yeah. Sure. Moral of this interview is that we’re not having safe sex and we have no idea what we’re doing.

Finn: That is not the moral at all. The moral is that you can have so much sex that is safe

The moral is, but you can have so much sex that safe with good verbal, communication.

Scout: Be clear about all your shit. Know where to set your b- boundaries. I don’t do fecal play. That is my brown-dary…. And please cut that joke.

Finn: Can I please have my hand back? Thanks.

Scout: I understand that maybe way back when you might have been involved in some porn. Is that?

Finn: Yes, I have taken lots of pictures, but I have not been in front of the camera before at least, not for like video. So, this is my first video porn situation.

Scout: And that was long before we met, right? Why did you get out of it? Why did you come back?

Finn: I got out of it because I didn’t like particular situation that I was working in at the time, but I have always been pro-porn and I guess I was curious about what the right situation to come back would be, but I never really, never really thought I would be in front of the camera. You made it look really easy and it sounded good from your first shoot.

Scout: From now on Finn McKee only does POV.

Finn: So I can do all the porn behind the camera too

Scout: You get both things, you get pussy in your face and to not be on camera

Finn: How do I have both the camera and someone sitting on my face.

Scout: I don’t know how POV works, it just seems so natural when they shoot it

Finn: So I know you’ve done porn before, why did you get back into it or why did you want to do it again?

Scout: Why did I want to so it again? um…because it is fun and easy with this outfit. It’s not fun and easy anywhere else. I knew it would be fun and easy with you because, I don’t actually have a really good reason for why I got back into…. It just seems like I have the same answer I gave last time; it’s just like the natural thing to do.

Scout: “I am here because of queer jury duty.”

Scout: You laughed last time, too.

Scout: Honestly, it’s been kind of funny because this whole last year. I’ve been asexual and this shoot has kind of been like, uh… Not that people should should try to like, you know, “solve their asexuality” or anything like that, but the shoot was like my excuse to be like, okay here is like a deadline for me to figure out where my sexuality went, where it’s been all year and if I want it back at all and yeah, so like what like last month when I was like, okay, well that shoot is coming up. I should probably like figure out whether I need to cancel it or go ahead and then I got picked up at a bar and taken home and it was really good and I was like, oh, that I could do that again some more back into it, but it’s nice to have a… nice to have a structure and a goal or whatever as opposed to us being like.

Finn: Yeah.

Scout: I’m just so, you know. Open and sleeping around, but I’m not, I don’t actually have any pressure to sleep around. So maybe I’ll just like, stay home and watch more Netflix and then become more and more depressed.

Finn: So porn is a cure for depression is what you’re saying?

Scout: I can’t say that’s not true.

Finn: What are you doing? … Where are you going? Baby girl! Oh shit… God damn it.

Scout: Mx Mckee, is there….Mx McKee, is there anything else you want to add?

Finn: Not that I can think of at the moment. It was a lot of fun

Scout: Well you know, think about it and tell me later.

Finn: I am really excited to see how it turns out

Scout: Right. You are really like totally project-oriented

Finn: I am nervous and excited

Scout: You know that we signed a waiver that said that we don’t get Final Cut?

Finn: oh yeah

Scout: I don’t think I have anything to add. This was fun. And I’m really grateful that it’s here. And I wish that everybody would fucking fuck. I wish that everybody would would do more porn because we don’t have enough of it. *I* don’t have enough of it.

Finn: of particular representations you mean?

Scout: Bingo! Yeah, oh my God. Like… to go off on a tangent… I have a lot of friends who are similar in gender to me and we all talked a lot about how we would like to see all these different, very specific permutations of mashing up, people in porn scenarios, but because of the way that trans porn exists in the world, we only get one version of that.

Finn: Like mainstream trans porn?

Scout: Mainstream trans porn, and then even like, even with an outfit like CrashPad, we, you know, we only get a dozen versions or something and we’re like, there’s so many different permutations of all the different ways. We can like mashed people together and it would be great if we could have all hundreds of those. So that’s my call to action for everybody cuz… More porn cuz I need more porn God. I’ve been watching so much straight porn lately cuz like there’s just not enough porn. That shit is weird. Anyway, sorry. Sorry to bring up straight porn for you. I know that is a turn off. I’m at a porn site talking about watching porn that was NOT made here. God any way.

Finn: So you want to do it again sometime?

Scout: Have sex?

Finn: Do porn

Scout: YES! Do porn forever and always. Do it until I am like old and brittle nobody wants to watch me anymore. Oh wait, I’m already there.

Finn: I would still watch you

Scout: From between my legs?

Finn: I think you’d be very popular as a beautiful old lady.

Scout: You just want me to be a silver fox already. I’m working on it. I got one here somewhere. Pardon all of our tangents. Edit that shit.