Transcription – Crash Pad Series: Episode 262 Erykah Ohms and Tina Horn Behind the Scenes

Shine Louise Houston (off camera): It’s kind of a range. Like naturally, people go anywhere from half an hour to 45 minutes.

Tina Horn: Cool.

Houston (off camera): If we’re like running out of time I’ll go like ehhhhh.

Erykah: Yeah.

Erykah and Tina: laughter

Erykah: na na nyahhh. Wrap it up!

Houston, Erykah, Tina: (Laughter)

Erykah: So, what was enjoyable about the scene?

Tina: Well. I like, I liked the, I liked your fishnets,your pubic hair is really beautiful and then the fishnets over the pubic hair, and then the plug in you, that was sort of like silver, sort of like slate colored.

Erykah: It’s actually graphite. (Laughter)

Tina: It’s graphite. It’s graphite. It’s like a pencil. Uhhh, the plug base, flair(?) base, and then the, ummm, and uhhh, the black gloves on my hands, and like yeah,  the glove like going in and out of you and it was just a nice little, I won’t soon forget it. It was very beautiful. And, I liked that you were, you know, I was being nice….ummm…but, then you were like are you being nice and then I guess you were trying to provoke me and it worked.

Erykah: (Laughter) Well, you were going really slow and taking your time and I’m like alright I’m hungry, I’m ready, keep going, keep going, keep going…which drove me a little nuts but it worked, it really did work cuz in the end I was able to take more than, I think, I ever have before…

Tina: Oh, I’m sorry, what was that? Can you say that again?

Erykah: I took more than I ever have before.

Tina: And, so you’ve never taken like anything quite as big in your ass and your cunt at the same time.

Erykah: No

Tina: And we also had a large vibrator so that just added to the whole like size queen theme.

Erykah: I think I earned my title this time.

Tina: So what so what was, let’s like reverse engineer now, let’s walk it back. What did you enjoy about today?

Erykah: Well, I enjoyed that challenge cuz that was definitely a challenge. I’m a person who loves pushing myself a little bit further every time I try something. Umm, and, you basically take your entire hand with one of the largest toys that I own right now  has proved to me that next time I can try something else and, maybe, take a little more.

Tina: That’s so, that’s really inspiring. You’re  like an inspirational poster.

Erykah: I’m a (inaudible) whore.

(Laughter.)

Tina: How, how big does it get? (Sound of inflation) It’s pretty big. Is that what you want?

Erykah: Mmmmmm. Well, let’s see if we can get there.

Tina: How will I know if you’re lying to me? (Laughter)

Erykah: You won’t. You won’t. That’s the thing.

Tina: I’ll know if I turn it into (inaudible) it inflates.

Tina: so what was challenging? I mean you already said that the thing you enjoyed was the challenge but, can you be more specific? What was challenging about the shoot today or maybe something else that was challenging?

Erykah: Ummmm, what was challenging about the shoot today? Ermmm, honestly, once we got started it was quite easy. Dialogues a bitch for me. Cuz, I’m like, just stuff it in there. Give me all the things at once, as hard as you can, fast as you can,and I’m just gonna like scream and make faces but you really made me open up my mouth and ask for it.

Tina: Great. Yeah. It’s always fun to, ummm, there are like well-worn scripts of, or like dynamics of back and forth in terms of sexual communication or dirty talk or power dynamics, ummm, but it’s kind of like, yeah, it’s nice, I mean I like someone who is like I am high protocol I will always say please and what is, your like honorific and etc and etc and that can be really like nice but also when you are like  freestyling you have to kind of figure out what is going to work and that, I guess, is a nice challenge. Although, I mean it didn’t feel challenging like that boundary pushing to me…

Erykah: No.

Tina: (Laughter)

Erykah: Anytime I have to (makes hand gesture to mimic talking).

Tina: Talk.

Erykah: That’s like hard for me.

(Vibrator sounds.)

Erykah: Oh

Tina: We’re doing (inaudible) Ok. My right hand’s the butt hand. Don’t let me forget that.

Erykah: Right hand. Butt hand. Right hand. Butt hand. (Laughter.)

Tina: (Laughter.) With your hand will you help me. Yeah, you just take a break from that. Listen, this is what you want. There you go. Ready. I’m just gonna hold onto the plug so you can really just …like…

Erykah: Go for it. Go for it.

Tina: Yeah. And, your ready for fingers in your pussy.

Tina: Uhhh, so Erykah, what are your safe sex, or safer sex, practices and why?

Erykah: Uh, I generally use barriers with anyone, and everyone, that I sleep with. Umm, A, it makes cleanup a lot easier and B, it takes off that worry  and that pressure, even though we communicate and we know each other’s status. We still just take that extra precaution.

Tina: Yeah, it was nice to have that phone call last week and to be really open and vulnerable about that and then to, yeah, see where we were both at. Yeah, I have a fluid bonded partner and it is nice to not think about condoms or gloves or switching toys or anything like that but it is also then when I am playing in a different environment or playing with different people I dunno,

like, I associate safer sex with being slutty. And so it feels, you know, my practices are, my safer sex practice is having a conversation in an environment where I, you know, feel like I can express myself and be an active listener and I feel like I am facilitating the same for the other person. So whatever, I’ve actually come to feel like whatever it actually looks like, whatever barriers are present, whatever toys are present, testing is present, etc etc the most important thing is that the people are on the same page. And that goes the same for desires, and boundaries and all that stuff. So it feels nice to have a harm reduction, risk aware assessment approach to safer sex. That’s my jam these days. And, it was nice to practice that here.

Erykah: Yeah.

Tina: Yeah.

(Vibrator sounds)

Erykah: Ah. Ah.

Tina: Startin’ on myself.

Erykah: Ahhhh. Oh Fuck. Oh Fuck. Ah hahaha. Ahhh, yes. Oh. Ohhhh Fuck. Ohhh Fuck. Ohhh yes. (Screams) Oh Shit. Oh. Fuck. (Heavy breathing)

Erykah: So, Tina, have you done porn before? And, (Tina makes sounds of assent) oh yeah.

Tina: Oh yeah.

Erykah: So, what brought you back?

Tina: Yeah, I mean, it’s been awhile and not necessarily because I wanted to stop but that I was focusing on other things and there are so many hours in a day, or so many spoons or so much bandwidth that  a human has I’m learning as I age. Ummm. Oh my god. My brain. No, it’s not the jet lag. It was the fisting. What did it do to me.Anyway, , this felt, Like, I mean this felt like I might do more porn in the future but coming back to the Crash Pad and working with the amazing crew and getting to work with you, and we’re friends it kinda felt like a victory lap to be honest, ummmm, what brings me back I mean I uh, its uh it’s I was thinking about it recently with everything that has been going on with SESTA and the war on sex and the war on sex workers and the war on transgressive sexuality and like it doesn’t feel good to have been right. But, like, we were right. It is not paranoia if they’re really out to get you. So it when all that stuff was happening knowing that we had this planned and booked and that we would still be able to express our sexuality and do this performance and even have this conversation on camera and that is still something that we can do in public, in plain sight,  and that it can still be a business and it can still be a form of communication and expression and all that stuff just feels also really important and righteous and I’m also grateful because like it’s really, it’s a, a great day of work.

Erykah: Yeah, I had a great day at work.

Tina: So, what about you? Have you made the porns before?

Erykah: I’ve worked on a few films. And I’m working on a longer one that will be shot sometime this summer.

Tina: Cool.

Erykah: But I’m still fresh. I’m still really really fresh. I’m just really enjoying the experiences I’ve had and I hope to continue to have. I’ve met amazing people along the way. And, I’m just happy that I can do this.

Tina: Yeah.

Erykah: Like, I lead a life where this is an option for me.

Tina: Yeah. Cool. That’s cool. I’m glad that you can lead that life.

Erykah: Me, too.

Erykah: Ahhh. Thank you.

Tina: You’re welcome. It’s like a PG 13 movie. You’re bra didn’t even come off.

Erykah: I know, right. Everything else…

Tina: Came off. Need some water?

Erykah: Mmmmhmmm. Thank you.

Tina: You’re really fine and you’re really hot. It’s just been one of the great things about my life to be like oh I have a hot friend, let’s go to work together.

Erykah: Yeah.

Tina: It’s nice to know, like, that that can still happen and that it can go so well.

Erykah: And, we can probably do it again.

Tina: Oh Probably, Cool. We’ll see. Call me. Thanks.