Transcript

OFF SCREEN: And rolling. Alright, now I’m ready. Ok.

Louise: Yay!

Byron: (laughter) Right?

Louise: I know. Finally.

Byron: I just like… I’ve honestly just been like thinking about this for a second. (giggle)

Louise: Yay!

[Cut to interview 00:27]

Louise: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

Byron: Uhm… A lot. (giggle)

Louise: (off camera) Good.

Byron: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

Louise: I really enjoyed it. Yeah.

[Cut to scene 00:39]

Byron: (catching bottle of lube) Magic!

OFF SCREEN: (laughter)

Louise: What happened?

OFF SCREEN: She said it’s magic.

Byron: It just appeared.

OFF SCREEN: It’s the magic room. You just ask for anything you need.

Byron: Where’s the Chuck-it-Bucket?

OFF SCREEN: Ask and you shall receive…

Louise: (giggle) Creep.

(laughter)

[Cut to interview 01:03]

Byron: Was there anything challenging about the shoot?

Louise: The only thing that I felt like was challenging, which I wouldn’t even say “it was challenging” really, was your strap-on harness being a little loose.

Byron: (agreeing) Yeah. No. That’s what I was gonna say, too. It’s just the o-ring was too big for the base of the dildo. Which was weird to me because I feel like it was a pre… it’s like a Tantus dildo. Like… it’s fairly like standard. And so I was just like the whole time I was like trying to like be like “Oh my God. I’m finally fucking Louise. I’m finally fucking Louise!” And… Ohhh… Oh. My dick’s coming off.

Louise: (off camera) Oh no.

Byron: I… I… I’m not fucking Louise, cuz my dick fell off. (shaking head) I don’t know what happened.

Louise: Well, it was still fun and good.

Byron: (giggling) Yay. (giggling) I’m glad.

[Cut to scene 01:51]

(Louise is in bent over in front of Byron, Byron applies lube to the strap-on)

Louise: This is how I like to wait.

Byron: (off camera) Just… Just like that?

Louise: Yeah.

Byron: (off camera) Distracting me?

Louise: (giggles)

Byron: (off camera) Making it hard for me to focus on what I’m doing?

Louise: (shakes ass at Byron)

Byron: Like… It’s… It’s fine. I don’t… I don’t need to have concentration. I’m just fucking you.

Louise: (laughter)

[Cut to interview 02:16]

Louise: What are you safe-sex practices, and why?

Byron: Uhm… In my personal life, it’s just barriers all the time. Uhm… with like… I guess like… not for like hand jobs and not often for oral sex. But if there’s a reason for me to use one, I use one. Uhm… and I tend to with new partners. Uhm… for like, work, it really depends. Like I don’t bareback, ya’ know, somebody unless they have like… Recent test results. But…

Louise: (off camera) Right.

Byron: It’s also just like… Ya’ know there’s like… So much room between like… Sitting fully clothed and not touching… And like actually just having unprotected like intercourse. And I feel like that gets a little complicated when it’s like, work.

Louise: Totally.

Byron: Yeah. What about you?

Louise: Uhm… In my personal life, because I am in an open relationship and usually have, um, multiple partners, I – and usually they have multiple partners – I always make sure that I get tested before having unprotected sex with someone. And, even then, like… I’m pretty partial to barriers and things, because I am paranoid. (laughs)

Byron: Which is a good thing to be. Like, in general.

Louise: It is. Even though I don’t really see like, some STDs as like, the end of the world. Like how a lot of them are made out to be like… things like… yaknow, chlamydia. Where you just like… drink a little cup of a thing and it could go away. I just don’t see it as that different than getting like… the flu.

Byron: Yeah. I mean… That one’s weird for me cuz like… Now there’s more um, antibiotic resistant like strains of like… chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Louise: (off camera) That’s gonorrhea.

Byron: Oh, it is? It’s not both?

Louise: Well, now I don’t know. I…

Byron: Yeah.

Louise: I was told by my doctor it was just gonorrhea. Maybe it’s both.

Editor’s note: Antibiotic resistance in chlamydia and syphilis, though less common, also exists, making prevention and prompt treatment critical.

Byron: Ok… That’s good to… But. Yeah. But then like… on the flip side like… I don’t actually have either strain of herpes… like I just got tested for it, and I do not. And… that is kind of freakish. That puts me in like… a really extreme like… minority of the population. And so, like… I, literally, don’t think I would be particularly like upset, depending on what type it was, obviously.

Louise: (off camera) Yeah, totally.

Byron: Because I’m just like… well… that’s just kind of like… weird. But then… there’s also other things that would feel like really intense and bad to get. So it depends, I think, on also like… what you’re talking about and what you’re doing.

Louise: (off camera) Yeah, totally.

[Cut to scene 05:11]

(Louise is kneeling on the bed, Byron is fucking her with a strap-on)

(Byron is breathing heavily as they thrust.)

Louise: (moaning) Oh fuck! (moaning) Oh fuck… oh fuck! (braces herself on the headboard)

Byron: (giggles)

(Louise continues to moan in pleasure)

[Cut to interview 05:51]

Byron: You’ve done porn, before. Why are you still doing porn?

Louise: I have done porn, before, and I still do it because I like having sex with people who know… how to… I feel like fucking people who have done porn before is usually way more enjoyable, personally. And I don’t know if it’s just because they have like… this much more experience than the average person, or if it’s because they’re more in tune to like, “Hey, is this ok? Are you comfortable?” Um. And maybe not all porn is like that, but for a lot of porn it is. And so I like it better, because I feel like it’s more safe and comfortable for me.

Byron: (nods in agreement)

Louise: How bout you?

Byron: Uhm… I mean, I’ve definitely done porn, before. And I keep doing it… uhm… I just… I mean, obv… there is the obvious answer, which is I like getting paid to do fun things. And having sex is fun and… getting paid to have sex is like… also really fun. And so it’s like… yeah, I’d be doing… like… I would have sex with you anyways. And so… it’s a magical like… rainbow of unicorns happening here. And also… yeah… sex-workers, in my experience, tend to be really great to have sex with. And so… yeah… porn’s like one of the few place… few parts of the sex industry where like… all the people you’re fucking are sex-workers. And so, it’s just like… People tend to be so good about consent and like… safety, and cleanliness. And it’s just really nice.

Louise: Definitely agree.

Byron: Yeah.

[Cut to scene 07:41]

OFF SCREEN: We’re good!

Louise: (shrugs playfully) Cool.

(laughter)

Louise: I was like… wondering. I was like… Are we… ? Cool. Yay!

OFF SCREEN: That’s awesome. Thank you.

Louise: (smiling, lightly taps Byron’s legs)

Byron: Where is the lipstick now?

Louise: (off camera) Honestly, the only place it really is… is on your lips. But it’s like…

Byron: Heh!

OFF SCREEN: (laughter)

Louise: … in the cracks, yaknow.

OFF SCREEN: (eruption of laughter)

Louise: (off camera) You know what I mean?

Byron: No, I know what you mean. (laughs)

OFF SCREEN: Baby wipes for everybody…

Byron: Yay!

[Cut to interview 08:15]

Byron: CrashPad has little cheese cubes, and I’m really excited about that. Because I just had sex and I’m hungry. And there’s these cheese cubes. And it’s just like… really overwhelming and special.

Louise: Yeah. I liked the gingerbread cookies. I was partial to those. I had six of them before we shot. (laughs)

Byron: Nice! (laughs) That’s great! There’s also fizzy water. It’s like… incredible!

Louise: There is. There’s also Beauty and The Beast soundtrack?!

Byron: No, the music here is great.

Louise: (off camera) It is. Yeah. It’s on the up and up, over here.
(giggles)