Offscreen: Let’s hold right there.

Chelsea: Yep.

Offscreen: I’m gonna set us up, they’re gonna hit this way and-

Unknown voice: We’re kinda all over the place.

[laughter]

Offscreen: So, we gotta do that.

[thumping sounds, camera moves around, inaudible conversation]

Chelsea: You’re on top of the toy. There you go, that’s a good girl.

Offscreen: Catch focus really quick, alrighty. Alright, so we’re gonna run that entrance one more time.

Scene changes to one on one with Andrea and Chelsea

Chelsea: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

Andrea: Oh, I enjoyed it immensely. I really enjoyed the lack of scripting, I enjoyed how calm and sort of normal the crew made it, made the whole situation seem, I love the freedom that we got to experience while making our video, I really thoroughly enjoyed it. What about you my dearest?

Chelsea: Again, honestly the vibe here is great. I’ve done modeling before and I did burlesque, and a lot of it was a little, ya know, hoity-toity. So I really like, like, everybody here is really cool, Again, same with Andrea, I really like the lack of scripting. I wanted to do porn for a while, but it was like ehhh, I didn’t wanna be directed and so that was really nice to just kinda, you guys let it just flow. I really, really like the fact that you guys just kinda let it flow and go with it, and you get what you get, so.

Sex Scene

Chelsea: You double-knotted your dress, now you’re in trouble.

Andrea giggles, they kiss

Chelsea: Do you use vice grips with this thing? We’re gonna have to work on that one.

One on One

Andrea: What did you find challenging about this, my dear?

Chelsea: Not really much of anything, honestly. [laughs] Okay, I guess, not really the shoot itself, but driving here, that would’ve been the challenge to get here.

Andrea: Yeah, the 24-hour drive on the way, but um…

Chelsea: Beyond that, it wasn’t too challenging, I enjoyed it.

Andrea: I mean, this was our first experience doing porn, like, ever, for both of us.. There was definitely some nervousness and a little bit of antsy-ness in the buildup time, but once it started it was really calm and really comfortable.

Chelsea: So, any challenging—

Andrea: No.

[both laugh]

Chelsea: No, not at all.

Sex scene

Chelsea kisses Andrea’s ass

Chelsea: Oh, I love your ass, it’s so fuckin’ hot. [inaudible] One of my favorite things in the world.

Andrea: It loves to be spanked by you.

Chelsea: I know it, I know it does. I know it does. Scoot up just a little. Open your ass. That’s a good girl.

Chelsea spanks Andrea playfully, aggressively.

One on One

Chelsea: We, uh, go ahead.

Andrea: What are your safer sex practices?

Chelsea: Before we, ya know, got together, we made sure to do testing, we were really careful about tracking cycle, or using protection, or making sure to, you know, end up with a pregnancy we didn’t plan for or anything else like that. We are polyamorous, but um, very selective about the polyamory so… Yeah, because of that we’re careful––

Andrea: We’re all about the big connection, and the time ability of that connection.

Chelsea: And then safeness.

Andrea: Yeah, part of why we prefer to build that connection is also because of the safety that comes with it. We’re not really the types to go out and find someone and get together. We’re very careful about the kind of thing.

Sex Scene

Chelsea rides Andrea’s face. Andrea moans.

Chelsea: Oh, FUCK I’m gonna come again!

Chelsea orgasms.

Chelsea: Oh, my beautiful! Such a good girl.

One on One

Chelsea: Why did you decide to do your porn today, baby?

Andrea: Well, I mean it’s always been something I was a little bit interested in, but again, like you said before, like almost every porn company I’d come across of before this one was so directed and so scripted and usually made for the benefit of men–– particularly straight men–– so whenever I met you, that’s whenever I really settled that I really wanted to do it. Because you were the only person I’ve ever met that I want to do it with, and once we found out about Crashpad, I just… It seemed too good to be true because it was just exactly what we were looking for in every way.

Chelsea: Yup, yup. I mean, same for me. I was cast a couple times for porn, and I really just didn’t like it. It was weird and scripted and felt uncomfortable. I haven’t actually done the porn but I’ve looked into it. But this was just so… This was really comfortable, something I’ve always wanted to do––

Andrea: Very natural.

Chelsea: Found the right person, and there ya go.

Sex Scene

Chelsea: Yeah, it was.

Offscreen: That was awesome!

[laughter]

Andrea: I love you.

Chelsea: I love you, too.

Offscreen: That fan!

Chelsea: Awesome! I know! Alriiiight!

One on One

Andrea: Anyway, I mean, like I said before, this company feels like kind of a haven for people who are interested in the sex worker profession but want to do it without being taken advantage of or being used or marketed––

Chelsea: In a negative way.

Andrea: Yeah, in a very negative light. This is, honestly, for me, this feels like an “art form” company, kind of. It seems much more focused on the natural, on the connection, on the beauty, and all that stuff rather than just making something for someone to get their rocks off to. I’m really impressed with the set up, I’m impressed with the crew, I would absolutely love to come back and do another video at some point. I just had an amazing time.

Chelsea: I mean, honestly, I’d say the same thing. I mean, I’m so glad that they’re here. This has been amazing and great and I had a blast. I didn’t feel uncomfortable at all.

Andrea: I’d absolutely recommend it to anyone interested.

Chelsea: Any queer friends.

Andrea: Oh, most definitely!

Chelsea: And, honestly, I would just say… When do we come back? When’s the next time we get here? Let’s start planning now!

[laughter]