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‘CrashPadSeries Behind the Scenes’ Intro

*Patience and Byron laughing as camera is centered*

Off-screen: “Ready…rolling… go ahead, are you rolling? Okay yes.”

*claps hands to simulate clapperboard*

Thank you

*soft giggling and moaning as Patience appear on screen. *

*Patience squeaks with pleasure*

[cut to interview 0:00:36]

Patience: “How did you enjoy the shoot?”

Byron *laughs* “I eh (being playfully sarcastic)

Patience: “Aww”

Byron: *laughing* “It was fun”

Patience: “Okay”

Byron: “I had fun. *Playing with Patience’s hair* I can’t make your hair go right.”

Patience: “It doesn’t go that way.”

Byron: “I had fun.”

Patience: “Good, I am very glad. You could tell that I had a good time. Y’know.”

Byron: “I had an idea, yeah.”

Patience: “yeah”

[Cut to scene 0:00:57]

*Byron is fucking Patience using a strap-on and using a magic wand on her clit*

Patience: “The whole almost crushing you thing”

Byron: “Yeah”

Patience: “yeah”

*Both laughing*

Byron: Yeah that part wasn’t good. *Patience laughing hysterically* No, that part was good too. You were
fine, you did good.”

[cut to interview 0:01:08]

Patience: “Good, I am very glad.”

[cut to scene 0:01:11]

Byron: “This needs to come off”

Off-screen: “Can you hold on for a second, can you hang on for just a second? If you want to go to those 25s
(unintelligible)…okay… but I also wanna…but I can’t get as much…let’s do it…alright, cut”

[Cut to interview 0:01:21]

Byron: “What was…Like was there anything challenging about it for you?”

Patience: “Umm…I was having a little bit of self-conscious moments, a couple of times, but so long as I kept paying attention to you I was having fun.”

*Byron giggles*

Patience: “umm”

[Cut to scene 0:01:37]

Patience: “I was definitely having a hard time reading you a couple of times.”

Byron: “Mhm”

Patience: “But, you gave good directions so, it went away quickly. How about you, anything challenging?”

[Cut to interview 0:01:46]

Byron: “Umm, I mean, well I got a tattoo on my hip yesterday; which was probably dumb. So I mean that was not fantastic.”

Patience: *sympathetically* “Aww”

Byron: “I mean, other than that, I think just the bed is very bouncy, which apparently helps some people, if they’ve got a strap-on, but it does not help me. So I was actually, constantly about to lose my balance

Patience: “ohhh”

Byron: “So that was interesting.”

Patience: “Yeah”

Byron *bounces up and down on bed*

Patience: “Next time we’ll have to try it with you standing and me on the edge of the bed.”

Byron: “Yeah, yeah.”

Patience: “That would work”

Byron: “Or you on top, something…”

Patience: “Yeah”

Byron: Where I won’t fall over when I’m inside of you.” *laughing*

Patience: That could have been an interesting sensation. *giggling*

Byron: I like how you say interesting, instead of bad. *giggling*

*Patience squeaks followed by a soft chuckle*

[Cut to Scene 2:39]

*patience and Byron are both topless, with Patience sitting on the bed. Byron is standing in front of her securing a grooved purple dildo to their black harness*

Byron: “So this is about what I want right?”

Patience: “Yes sir.”

Byron: “Not what you want.”

Patience: “No Sir.”

Byron: “Because I know what you want right now.”

*both giggling*

*Byron pulls her down by her collar so that she is flat on her stomach with her mouth close to Byron’s cock”

Patience: “Oh thank you, sir”

*Patience squeaks as she takes the purple cock into her mouth*

Byron: “There you go.”

*Patience makes a series of squeaks, and excited high pitched moans as she vigorously sucks the strap on*

Byron: “Mhm”

Patience: “Mhm”

Byron: “That what you want?”

Patience *muffled by the cock still in her mouth* “Mhm”

*continues making squeaking noises and high moans as she sucks Byron’s strap-on”

Byron: “Say thank you”

Patience: *muffled by cock still in her mouth* “Thank you” *giggles*

[Cut to interview 0:03;19]

Patience: “What are your safe-sex… *quickly stumbles on words* safe sex practices?”

Byron: “Uhh, I mean it depends on who I’m having sex with. Like, if it’s a client, or a stranger, or a hookup I’m like super, super intense about it. All barriers, no fluid exchange, uhh lots of sanitizer, stuff like that. Uh with you know like you, I know you. We’ve had sex before. Umm, I’m a little more relaxed about it. Like I don’t feel the need to use gloves or if I’d gone down on you I probably wouldn’t have used a dental dam but umm…and like the toys are obviously like, my own so like I’m not that concerned about cleanliness.

Patience: “Just boil em.”

Byron: “Yeah, if it’s somebody else’s toy, unless I like, know the person, I put a condom on that toy. I don’t even care what the toy is or where it’s going. I’m just like, that gets a condom.

Patience: “yeah”

[Cut to scene 0:04:14]

*Byron is sitting topless on the bed, with their legs folded under them. Patience is lying on her stomach with her mouth on Byron’s strap-on cock, as Byron grips her by the hair*

Patience: “Yeah, I’m pretty much in the same boat as you. I…I have a number of partners that I continue to use uhh safer sex practices even though we’ve both exchanged medical histories, simply because they either have many other partners, and it’s just a good idea because they could get something and I wouldn’t know until it was too late or because…

Byron: *very quiet*” Oh there was a hair it’s nothing”

Patience: Okay umm, or because they know I have many other partners and would just like to have that extra protection.”

Byron: “Yeah, yeah, and I don’t do intercourse without a condom, no matter what.”

Patience: “Yeah.”

Byron: “Like I don’t care who that’s with.”

*both giggle*

[Cut to scene 0:04:58]

*Patience is lying on her stomach, on the bed with her head turned to the side*

Patience: *in a high voice* “It’s so hard not to swear. *whimpering*

*sounds of Byron using a toy to smack Patience repeatedly across the ass as Patience continues whimpering*

Patience: “Oh god…. yes, please…. more please. Fuck…yes. God I love the way that stings.”

*Patience continues making whimpering and sighing noises*

Byron: *satisfied* “hmmm”

[Cut back to interview 0:05:27]

Patience: “Well, this is my first time doing porn.”

Byron: “No it’s not.”

Patience: “Well…”

Byron: “You did umm Banks Girls”

Patience: “Oh that’s true. Well, this is my first time doing porn, with another person.”

Byron: “yes.”

Patience: Umm and…

[Cut to Scene 0:05:37]

*Patience is topless sitting on bed resting back on her hands. Byron is between her knees, as the two of them kiss*

Patience: “And I continue to do it, because it’s fun.

*Byron squeals*

Patience: “and cause why not.”

Byron: “Yeah, I mean that’s why I do it. I mean I like doing sex work just in as many forms as I can do sex work, and this is a particularly fun…and I think really I feel like it’s the safest form of sex work I’ve ever done. Like I just feel like…I mean I’m privileged to be in the Bay Area where there’s all these great like Indie, feminist, queer porn companies I can work with, but it’s just like…It’s just nice to walk into a room and feel confident, instead of like walk into a room and be like, ‘Okay, what’s our relationship going to be like?’ I find that porn is the most professional form of sex work, in my experience at least.”

Patience: “Nice, really cool” *softly giggles as Byron puts their arms around her neck*

Byron: “I can’t hold myself up anymore.”

*Both laugh*

[Cut to scene 0:06:57]

*patience is breathing heavily, lying on the bed with her knees spread apart, with Byron on top of her and between them. Patience is breathing heavily as Byron giggles*

Off-screen: “Awesome”

*Byron says something unintelligible under their breath as Patience giggles uncontrollably*

Patience: “Sorry I like crushed you.”

*Byron lightly slaps her inner thigh a few times*

Byron: “It’s okay.”

Patience: *in a sing-song voice* “Oh I had such a good time.”

*Byron laughs*

Byron: “I don’t know your tits are amazing.”

Patience: “Eeee Thank you. The…the gagging on a cat hair on your cock was interesting.”

Byron: “Lets…I tried.” *patience is giggling* “You said leave it…I tried. I tried so hard. I just…I have 3 cats.”

Patience: “It was; it was really okay.”

Byron: “Okay”

Patience: “I thought it was really cute.”

Byron: *buries their head in Patience’s chest* “I am so sorry”

Patience: “But there was definitely a moment where I was like…”

Byron: “I’m so sorry”

Patience: “Oh that’s a cat hair.”

Byron: “I didn’t…at least it didn’t go into your vagina.” *laughing*

Patience: “This is true, you know.”

Byron: “Small mercies”

Patience: “small mercies”

*both giggle*

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