Transcription: Sarah Martin

[2257 disclaimer; BTS Intro; filming scene]
(Voice off camera) Here we go, and action.
LANCE ARMSTAR: So thanks again for coming in, uhm you got, you saw my ad on Craigslist for the pots, and I appreciate you coming in so late in the evening after work.
Q: It’s not a problem
LANCE ARMSTAR: Here it is. Isn’t it a beauty?
Q: That’s, that’s a really nice pot.
LANCE ARMSTAR: I’m feeling kind of sad to let it go
Q: Would you like a few minutes to say goodbye to it?
LANCE ARMSTAR: You’re so sweet. ….Here I want to show you. (Lance hits Q in the back with the pan.) See how wonderful it’s been, and it cooks pasta.
Q: I’d like to see you make some pasta.
LANCE ARMSTAR: I can make some pasta. I can make some pasta and let me show you it. (Laughter) Let me show you my pasta on the bed.
Cut to scene
Q: (Laughter)
Cut to Scene
Q: Moans
Voice from other room: Let’s get ready to rumble.
Q and LANCE ARMSTAR: (Laughter)
LANCE ARMSTAR: Yeah. Let’s fist.
LANCE ARMSTAR: That’s alright.
Q: Everytime we shoot here there is something strange that happens. Something.
LANCE ARMSTAR: (Laughs). Okay
Q: Oh my god. And he said, “Let’s get ready to rumble.”
LANCE ARMSTAR: I know. (Dances)
(Laughter)
Film Crew: Can you uhm can you drop your legs just a tad just yeah, just so we can get, just initially.
LANCE ARMSTAR: (unintelligible)
Q: Moans
Cut to interview
Q: So how did you enjoy the shoot today?
LANCE ARMSTAR: Uhm, I loved it, I thought it was hilarious. I had so much fun. I uh usually actually hate that first beginning part where you have to talk, and you’re hilarious anyways. It was super fun.
Q: It’s all your fault.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Yeah, no
Q: I liked it, we, we uh it was, it was way fun. And it was the first time we like had a chance to hang out. So, Yay
LANCE ARMSTAR:. I know right, right, right.
Q: Yeah, we should do that more often.
Lance Uh hmm, for real.
Q:Yeah
Cut to scene
LANCE ARMSTAR: A or b?
Q: Let’s try both.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Ohh.
Q: (Spanks Lance with pool sticks.)
LANCE ARMSTAR: (Moans)
Cut to interview
LANCE ARMSTAR: What was challenging about the shoot for you.
Q: I had on too many clothes.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Yeah
Q: It was a good idea at the beginning, but it’s like this takes too long. Light jacket, like a shirt, ugh..
LANCE ARMSTAR: Yeah
Q: Otherwise, not really, you’re so easy. You know. In and out, always feels like that.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Well, you know that’s why I went scantily clad. I was like, alright see ya.
Q: How about for you?
LANCE ARMSTAR: Uhm I mean, I think not being able to get fucked was challenging, and uhm, there’s only so much grinding on an upper thigh. Which was great, it was great. You have a great upper thigh.
Q: The rock.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Totally.
Q: It works.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Uhm, but you know, I was hoping to progress into uhm at last, not this time, but that was the only challenge. It was super easy and wonderful. We have great chemistry.
Q: Call me in seven days.
Lance; (laughs) Give it a week.
Cut to scene
Q: (moans) Oh fuck….oh fuck, oh, uh uh, stop, oh, fuck yeah.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Yeah yeah yeah.
Both: (Laughs)
Q: Fuck
LANCE ARMSTAR:Ugh
Q: Fuck
LANCE ARMSTAR: Uhhh, umm umhmm
Q: So what else do you got for sale?
Both: (Laughs)
LANCE ARMSTAR: (Sings noises.)
Q: I think we’re done. (Laughs) It’s only going to unravel further from there.
(Laughs off camera)
Q: We need to hang out more
Lance Yeah really, it’s been too long.
(Kisses)
Q: You are a little (unintelligible) today.
LANCE ARMSTAR: It’s true. It’s true. You did not know this about me?
Q: No
Cut to interview
LANCE ARMSTAR: So have you done porn before and why do you continue to do it?
Q: Why yes I have done porn before. Cause it’s fun, I mean, you get to fuck your friends on camera.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Uh huh.
Q: I mean, it’s just fun. I like being able to, kind of, you know, show someone else, that you know, you can look like me and have fun and enjoy yourself. And get to fuck hot people like you.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Aww, you’re such a charmer.
Q: Thanks.
(Laughter)
LANCE ARMSTAR: Uhm yeah, I think very similar. I mean I think it’s fun and you can be fun and funny and you know I am a true believer in like having all kinds of bodies and all kinds of sexual expressions and have it be hot and have it be out there and I think that’s important. Do you have any closing statements?
Q: Porn’s awesome. Especially like queer porn. I like it lots. I want to do more of it.
LANCE ARMSTAR: Yeah. I think it is kind of an amazing space to like be yourself and show up and be silly. And like have fun with it and not have it be super serious and like have it be hot and a good time.
Q: I concur.
Voice off camera: Awesome, thank you.
(Cheers)
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