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[Cut to interview 00:59]

EVIE: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

INGRID: I enjoyed it very much! (laughs) You’re really hot. And yeah, we’ve been creeping on each other on the internet for a while.

EVIE: Mmhm!

INGRID: So it’s very fun to… (laughs)

EVIE: You’re actually… you’re the first person I’ve shot with where I’ve genuinely had a crush on them for an extended period of time beforehand.

INGRID: (laughs, puts hand over mouth as though flattered)

EVIE: Hence my being, like, seriously dorky. And way too nervous.

INGRID: We were both really nervous.

EVIE: Mmhm.

INGRID: I was like… ahhhhhhh! Let’s not do anything involving speech! [laughs] But it was fun.

[Cut to shoot 01:39]

[Ingrid starts to slide a silver dildo inside Evie.]

INGRID: I have a much better grip on this now, too.

EVIE: It’s definitely a struggle when both ends are covered in lube.

INGRID: Yeah.

[Cut to interview 2:15]

EVIE: What was challenging about the shoot?

INGRID: What was challenging about the shoot?

EVIE: What was challenging about the shoot. Um…

INGRID: (laughs)

EVIE: … aside from being weirdly nervous…

INGRID: Um… trying to come up with essay answers. (laughs)

EVIE: No one told me there was going to be a written portion to this test.

INGRID: Yeah, there was a written quiz after. But, uh…

EVIE: This didn’t seem technically difficult.

INGRID: No, yeah… but did I put you in harm’s way? Or… any hardship or…

EVIE: No.

INGRID: … turmoil? Or emotional or physical…

EVIE: No, it was just pretty sexy and fun.

INGRID: Okay, cool. Yeah, I thought so too. (laughs)

INGRID: What are your safe sex practices and why?

EVIE: Um, so, as I’m poly and have quite a lot of partners… I tend to. I have one fluid-bonded partner at the moment, which is my girlfriend. Everyone else I use barrier protection with at all times. (pauses to think) Wow, it is a good question! I think I read up on the risk assessments and that seemed to be a good balance between, like… safety and fun. I don’t know, I have a lot of sex which doesn’t even involve bodily fluids these days, anyway, which is kind of… I think that’s a good safe sex practice which doesn’t get talked about so much.

INGRID: Yeah. I’m a pelvic masturbator typically, so I can get off just humping something… or someone… or someone’s foot or whatever. (smiles cheekily) So… yeah, you can do a lot without… (makes a face and mimics penetration with hands)… squishing. (laughs) But yeah, I guess I have been… well, mostly I date women, so it’s like… it’s not usually… condoms are not usually in there. But it’s like… if we’re… no one’s been tested in a while we’ll just use gloves or whatever… use some barriers if we… yeah. I get… I do porn regularly lately, so it’s been getting tested very regularly with industry standard… like, so it feels pretty safe, and pretty safe with other performers who are tested.

EVIE: Right. Traveling from Seattle, testing is like… I try to book a bunch of shoots all at once.

INGRID: And, uh… I can’t do birth control, so… ‘cause I always get sick and crazy, so if there’s any dicks involved they’re gonna have condoms on them. (laughs)

[Cut to shoot 05:07]

[Ingrid has their hand inside Evie while Evie holds a vibrator to herself. They kiss.]

EVIE: Actually, can you fuck me with a strap-on?

[Ingrid looks for one]

EVIE: Do you not have one in your bag? Sex-toy-finding break! (laughs)

[Cut to interview 05:39]

INGRID: Have you done porn before?

EVIE: We’ve both done porn before.

INGRID: Yeah. We’re dirty sluts! (laughs)

EVIE: Why are we doing porn?

INGRID: Why are you doing porn?

EVIE: Why am I doing porn? It’s the most artistically satisfying work I’ve ever done.

INGRID: (laughs) Okay cool! Yeah.

EVIE: Like, performance is fun, but, like, the production side of stuff as well, where I get to explore that has been…

INGRID: You make really pretty movies, yourself.

EVIE: I’m trying to. It’s coming along pretty well.

INGRID: You already did! And now you’ll do more.

EVIE: I did.

INGRID: That’s cool. My movies look awful right now.

EVIE: It’s on Pink Label!

INGRID: (laughs)

EVIE: (laughs) It’s called Twitterbating!

INGRID: (laughs) Twitterbating, on PinkLabel. (PinkLabel.tv)

EVIE: I’m making another one… I filmed another one, which is going to be ready pretty soon too, which is called Lighthouse. And then there’s another one called Colour Theory, which we filmed a bit of, which is going to go… Colour Theory is going to be interesting.

INGRID: Cool.

EVIE: It starts off in my painting studio, and then it’s going to become fully psychedelic, with stuff filmed against a green screen.

INGRID: Ooooh! I would see that. Cool.

EVIE: So… that’ll be interesting.

INGRID: I’ll contribute for it if you want. (laughs) If you’re not done filming it, that is.

EVIE: This particular project is essentially… it’s like a series of linked solo scenes that I’m doing…

INGRID: Oh okay. Never mind!

EVIE: … But I definitely want to work with you again.

INGRID: Okay. I can splatter paint on something for you, for that, if you want. (laughs)

EVIE: I mean, we don’t even have to shoot porn to do that.

INGRID: Okay. I guess I started doing porn… well, I started doing webcam because illness and poverty. (laughs) But then I liked it a whole lot, and then I tried porn, and I liked that a whole lot. So basically I started doing porn ‘cause it’s fun.

EVIE: Or you started because of economic hardship and then you continued because it was fun.

INGRID: Well I started webcamming… was like, ‘Ahhh I’m sick and poor, and I can’t get out of bed most of the day. So, I can like… talk, and sit in bed. What can I physically do?’ And it was like, phone sex, and then webcamming, and then it was like… once I started getting into remission, then it was… and I was like, ‘This is actually really enjoyable! I’m surprised! I will try porn!’ So porn actually started just for…

EVIE: Just for pleasure.

INGRID: …for the joy of it. (laughs)

EVIE: For the sheer joy of it. That’s the one-line answer, right? It’s like, ‘Why are you doing it?’

INGRID: The joy of it!

EVIE: ‘For the sheer joy of it.’

INGRID: Yeah.

EVIE: Yes.

INGRID: Right, and I will continue to do so, because it’s enjoyable.

EVIE: You get to meet really interesting people.

INGRID: Yeah! (gestures to Evie) And it’s like… you go, and it’s… you, like, go and you have this really weird day, and you’ll meet some sexy people, and you have sex, and then you get a paycheck on top of it!

EVIE: Which is fun.

INGRID: It’s so cool.

EVIE: I literally, like… whenever I’m buying things I’m always just like: ‘I paid for this by sticking somethin’ in my bum.’ I don’t think that will ever stop being funny to me.

INGRID: Yeah. (laughs) It’s a fun job. It’s like… it’s really flexible, it’s… yeah, it fits around whatever schedule… I do a bunch of other work too, so it’s like…

EVIE: It allows you opportunities for travel.

INGRID: Yeah.

EVIE: This is going to be, like, a porn industry infomercial.

INGRID: We like porn! (laughs)

[Cut to shoot 9:11]

[Ingrid is fucking Evie with a strap-on. Evie’s legs are in the air and is holding onto the headboard. Somebody moans and says “Oh fuck, oh fuck yes”.]

[Cut to interview 09:36]

EVIE: Thanks for shooting this scene with me!

INGRID: Thank you!

EVIE: Thanks Crashpad for letting us…

INGRID: Yeah! Thanks for doing all the labour…

EVIE: … pointing cameras at us while we fuck.

INGRID: … of setting it up. I just applied and it went like, ‘Who’s your porn crush?’ And I was like (in a cutesy voice) ‘Evie Eliot’. And then it was like, ‘Hey, you can do it now.’ And I was like… (gasps)…. ‘Cool!’ Sounds like you did a lot more networking labour. (laughs)

EVIE: It wasn’t terribly difficult.

INGRID: Thanks you guys. (laughs)

EVIE: Yes, thank you guys.

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