CrashPad Christmas Special Transcription

All performers were 18 years of age
or older at time of the productions
dating from May 12th 2007
(5/12/07) to the present date.
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Behind the Scenes:
The Crash Pad
Christmas Special

Starring:
Calisto
Dylan Ryan

Dylan Ryan: Hi. I have another surprise for you.

Callisto: Wow

BOTH: [laughter]

[Cut to Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee, also laughing]

SB: It’s for your butt!

[Cut to scenes from the Christmas Party]

C: What is it?

DR: It’s for your butt.

[Dissolve to interview with Dylan Ryand and Callisto]

DR: Great. So Callisto, this was your first time, with Pink and White. Welcome

C: Yes. Thank you. [laughs]

DR: to the world of it.. Um. So what did you like about today?

C: Today.. um.. just everything was so chill – just everything on the set was really calm, everyone joking around, and especially just working with you, I just felt like there was a lot of.. kind of natural, just playfulness?

DR: Mmm hmm

C: Which was really great because I was worried, I was like “oh gosh”, you know? What happens if this person that I’m put with is really stiff or.. really

DR: Mmm hmm.. little did you know..

C: [laughs] little did.. [laughs] little did I know that.. you know, we had so much sense of humor and..

DR: Mmm hmm

C: you know what I mean so we could really get down and be playful and.. you know so I felt totally comfortable just sort of being like ‘aaaaugh’

DR: Good

C: You know.. here’s my pussy, here’s my ass, you know what I mean?

DR: [Laughs] Yeah.

[Cut to the party]

C: Oh wow! What is it? Wow! What is it?

DR: Am I loud enough? She was like ‘oooh!’ ‘aaaarrruunghh!’ ‘arrgh!’

C: [laughing]

DR: Yeah!

C: [laughing]

DR: I like a lady who takes charge

C: [laughing]

DR: [laughing] Sorry! I stuck the tag for the strap in my bra.
C: [laughter]

[Off Camera laughter by crew]

DR: Sorry. Ok, let’s just take it from..

[Off Camera] (unintelligible)

DR: Um, and so what was your favorite part about the shoot itself and what we did and..

C: Um.. I have to say I really like the beginning – the walking in

DR: Mmm hmm

C: And then the blowjob was really excellent..

DR: Hot. Yeah.. Wooo!

C: Really really really hot. I love giving blowjobs

DR: Awesome

C: Um.. and it was just really wonderful because like the harness was just.. gorgeous

DR: Mmm hmm

C: Matched the shoes..

CR: Mmm hmm. You noticed.

[Cut to Christmas shoot]

SLH: [Off Camera] Um.. so bring it closer to your body.. That’s too close. A little farther.. farther.. stop. Ok

DR: [laughter]

C: [laughter]

DR: Would you like (?) cock [laughing]

C: [laughter]

[Off Camera Crew laughing]

C: Ooooh

DR: Nothing quite like a cock under a good dress.

DR: Now you’re gonna get it!

C: Arrrrraarrggh! [laughter]

C: Just have that nice kind of back of the throat

DR: Yeah

C: thick saliva coming up.. so

DR: Yeah

C: Swallow

DR: Yeah

[Cut back to interview]

C: So that was wonderful. Of course you know cuming isn’t bad but..

DR: Yeah. That was my favorite part actually, so..

C: Yeah

DR: Yeah, it was when the butt plug was in and then you kept on asking for more fingers

C: [laughter]

DR: Um.. cuz it can be a little bit.. you know.. full with everything in there

C: Right, exactly there’s not a lot of space, it’s a little.. tight

DR: And I.. I could feel the butt plug which was

C: Uh huh

DR: really hot for me but I didn’t know if it felt good for you

C: No, no it was definitely really good. Oh yeah. Yeah. No..

DR: and then when you asked for 3 fingers, I was like “whooo” that was spectacular

C: That butt plug was..

DR: It was nice, right?

C: ..awesome. That was a really good choice.

[Cut to sex scene]

C: Give me another. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh fuck.

[Cut back to interview]

DR: Um.. So.. was it uncomfortable? Or.. I know we had a little bit of like awkwardness with like taking it out and like putting it in… like what.. what happened?

C: I mean, yeah I mean you just have to do a little bit of kind of

DR: Mmm hmm

C: breathing along with that with the in and the out because even though, you know, I mean, the butt plug itself wasn’t that big

DR: Yeah

C: It’s still kind of going from “EEEh” to “RRRnt”

DR: All of the sudden

C: All of the sudden.. and so..

DR: Yeah seriously. That’s the thing about..

C: It’s a little adjustment.. but

DR: Yeah. I think kind of a different thing.. from, you know, having “real sex” and then porn sex is that you know you do things a little bit faster

C: Right. Exactly

DR: ..and so you don’t have as much time to warm up for things which is always interesting to see how that works out

C: Exactly, but yeah I mean it just felt so relaxed anyway that it sort of was no big deal – it was like eh let’s get it on, let’s do it

DR: Yeah. I liked the kissing too
C: Yeah the kissing was fun

DR: Yeah I was telling you before you’re a great kisser

C: Yeah you’re a good kisser too

DR: I’m impressed. Yeah. That’s my thing is usually when I’m.. when I meet somebody or

C: Mmm hmm

DR: ..we’re shooting for the first time whatever you never know if your kissing styles are gonna be compatible but, it was quite nice.

C: Huh

DR: I know yesterday we were unsure about like.. your head tipped to the side, and trying [garbled speech w/ tongue pantomiming kissing]

C: [laughing]

DR: Whether or not we needed more tongue..

C: Right [laughing]

DR: I feel like we kind of found our groove which was really good

[Cut to kissing scene]

[Off Camera Instruction] (unintelligible)

The other way? Ok I’ll just turn this way is that better

C: Yeah

SLH: No

DR: No. Just go [unintelligible]? Just that

SLH: [unintelligible] (instructions for blocking the kissing scene)

C: You’re right. Makes a lot of sense

DR: So over to the left. Ok brilliant.

[Kissing resumes]

DR: You kiss totally different with your head on that side. It’s amazing.
C: Yeah. Yeah.. yeah! I feel really out of my..

DR: I was like wait she’s not giving me tongue anymore what’s happening

C: [laughing]

DR: There’s no tongue when your head is to the left. It doesn’t come out. It doesn’t come out.

[Cut back to interview]

C: ..which was really good, yeah.

DR: Mmm hmm. So um.. let’s see. What were some downsides? Or things that you didn’t like so much

C: Um I guess sort of like challenges I was having.. certainly, I think.. yeah, I mean trying to be in the right position so like you could see like when I was lying down on my back so you could still see my face

DR: Mmm hmm

C: ..and I was still sort of comfortable.. and I’m trying to think OK.. you know what I mean?

DR? Yeah, where’s the camera.. and should I be..

C: Where’s the camera? Where am I looking? What’s going on? And then also trying to like, yeah – get into it and enjoy.. and be like aaah! You know?

DR: Yeah

C: Your.. your head’s swimming, kind of like ‘ok what’s going on what am I doing?

DR: Right.

C: Um..

DR: And then you’re coming and stuff’s happening, and then you’re like ‘wait a minute, is that a bad face I shouldn’t be making?’

C: I don’t.. yeah I know I was just sort of like ‘ok.. just, whatever’ you know what I mean?

DR: Yeah

C: People wanna see the real thing

DR: Right!

C: This is the real thing! [laughing]

DR: The “O face” is awkward.. I mean..

C: Exactly

DR: It’s hot because you’re cuming, but it’s always like ‘is my eye closed?’

C: Yeah, like ‘do I look a little drugged out’? Yeah.

DR: Yeah, seriously. I’ve seen stuff that I’ve shot in the past where I’m thinking like where I’m like ‘oh, Dylan why’d you make that face? DON’T make that face’

C: Right

DR: And it’s forever stuck on, you know, it’s stuck on film. You will make that face every time. Cuz it’s, you know, it’s gonna be that way, forever and ever and ever

C: Exactly and it’s just people are just gonna go back and like replay.. rewind.. replay

DR: Yeah and rewind! OH!

C: There it is

DR: There it goes again, oh god.

C: [laughing]

DR: Yeah.

C: [laughing]

DR: So, um, have you done other stuff before? Or do you do other stuff? Or is this your first

C: This is my actual first porn

DR: Yay!

C: You took my virginity, so um..
DR: Ow!!!
C: I’ve done some kind of S/M stuff for video

DR: Mmm hmm

C: ..um.. but pretty much that’s been my only sort of foray into adult industry

So.. what is that like for you? The first time situation?

C: Um.. it was really cool I mean I was a little bit nervous ahead of time

DR: Mmm hmm

C: ..cuz I feel like there’s more.. I.. yeah, I feel like there’s more into it especially if I’m, like, with another woman

DR: Mmm hmm

C: ..you know what I mean? And it’s sex versus sort of like S/M stuff where I’m like bound up and it’s sort of..

DR: Mmm hmm

C: I feel like there was more pressure to be like yeah more authentic and bring more of myself into

DR: And interacting more

C: Exactly – to bring more of myself into whatever I was doing, but.. yeah, I found it to be so easy. You know what I mean, I was really nervous coming on the way over, but then I was like ‘eh’ – cuz it’s Pink and White.

DR: Yeah. Well Pink and White is definitely the first place to ever shoot porn – I was so lucky that I started here too because it is like that – it’s incredibly comfortable and you get to be yourself and be authentic and be really real about it, and you don’t have to like act or make like ‘eeee eee eeeeeee!’ facke porn noises or

C: Or do things you don’t wanna do..

DR: ..have really long nails or.. yeah, whatever, so

C: Yeah

DR: It’s a really, really good place to start. For sure.

C: What were some challenges for you?
DR: Um.. I think, you know topping’s always interesting

C: Mmm hmm

DR: ..like, making sure you have the right angles, and that you’re comfortable, and.. um.. that I was hitting everything right and that you were feeling good

C: Right, right.

DR: ..and all that stuff. So I think those were the biggest challenges as they are, like,
you know, in life is.. is the person I’m with enjoying this and are they feeling good, and is this a good thing for them? Cuz I mean hell. when.. you know.. when I’m fucking you, I’m having a great time

C: Right? [laughter]

DR: I know what I’m doin’, twerkin’, and I got the right angle for me, you know

C: Right

DR: ..but I wanna make sure that it’s working for you um..

C: Mmm hmm

DR: ..and it’s going well and stuff so.. Yeah, um.. it’s always interesting, having a cock on [unintelligible] ..jab something with it

C: Right, exactly, how to like..

DR: When I was on top of you before you took the harness off you know, like not poking you or you know running into things with it

C: ..the eyes

DR: ..challenge for me.. yeah, exactly

[Cut to sex scene]

SLH: Hold on hold on hold on

[laughter – on and off screen]

SLH: So, what’s going on there Dylan?

DR: Um, it’s.. my dick’s stuck to one side then the other side

SLH: [laughter] It’s a little sweaty in here.

DR: [unintelligible] ..stuck to my cock

SLH: Sexy

DR: Grrrrr!

[laughter – on and off screen]

[Cut back to interview]

DR: Um.. Yeah, I had a great time. It was really hot, and the blowjob was super hot and, um, kneeling and fucking you was.. that was my favorite – that’s my personal favorite definitely

C: Yeah.. that was..

DR: Yeah. But the up close and personal, you know. The viewpoint, and your facial expressions, and like being able to feel how everything is.. like I’m a really big fan of fingers because you get to feel, like it’s..

C: Exactly, you’re like in there

DR: You know.. right on flesh, you can feel what’s happening and all the contractions and everything and it’s just so hot, yeah it was driving me crazy, so..

C: Yeah

DR: That was really good

C: Yeah. So how was the shoot today different from past stuff you’ve done, when you’ve done like, you know, full length DVD’s versus like the shorter stuff today for the internet.

DR: Um.. I feel it’s about the same. I actually feel like the.. I guess, pressure I feel about it is a little bit less

C: Mmm hmm

DR: Um.. I’m a little bit more relaxed

C: Right

DR: I feel like it’s a somewhat smaller scale, there’s not so much of a buildup about it.. um.. The days are shorter, which is nice – you kind of come in, you know, and do
what you have to do. I think for me every single time that I shoot now it’s even got much different because I am much more used to it.

C: Right

DR: I’m aware of the flow, how it goes, getting in the setups, what is necessary, what you need to do, so I can be very.. you know like okay come in and do it and have a really good time.. um.. but I’m not so uncertain about what’s gonna happen. I’ve kind of got a pretty good idea of what it’s gonna be like and what it’s gonna look like.

C: Right

DR: Um.. And so when I’ve shot for internet stuff it’s really like: ‘bang bang boom’.. you know..

C: Right

DR: And that’s.. that’s nice..

C: Mmm hmm

DR: it’s really nice, it’s a little bit more relaxed, um.. But then on some level I really like making the movies because

C: Mmm hmm

DR: You know you’re going to have like this huge finished product, and there’s so many ideas behind it, and you’re going to know what your character is and, kind of the roles that you play in all of it, and the production of it is really exciting, um..

C: Mmm hmm

DR: Knowing that it’ll be coming out at some point in time.. So I think they’re just different, and.. I don’t necessarily like one better than the other..

C: Mmm hmm

DR: ..but I’m really excited about.. um.. CrashPad Series and what it is. I think the idea, conceptually, of sort of like a pornographic soap opera is brilliant. It’s such a brilliant idea

C: Exactly

DR: I’m kind of jealous I didn’t come up with it actually

C: Right [laughs]

DR: Um.. but to be part of that I think is really fun.. um.. and in the shoots, knowing that there is that storyline is really cool too. So that makes it even more.. um.. interesting to keep that thread going.

C: Um.. so Dylan, speaking of.. um.. all the drama around CrashPad.. now that you have your own key…

DR: Mmm hmm

C: Um.. what do you plan on doing with it?

DR: Ha! Well this could be like a spoiler alert

C: Right? [laughs]

DR: ‘So ..this is the future..’

C: [Laughs] Right.

DR: Well, um.. you know Trucker and I were together, and then Trucker went on tour with his band and so he’s gone. While he was gone we agreed you know like.. you can do whatever, he’ll do whatever

C: Mmm hmm

DR: And.. um.. so then that’s you know why I decided that I would seduce you this Christmas because I’ve been eyeing you for so long.. um and then I didn’t know I was going to get my own key but now that I have it and I’m able to have some fun, I think I’m going to. Most definitely. I’ve got.. wow.. 4 more times..

C: Wow

DR: Four more times.. I’m mentally counting, it’s very important to me because after my seventh time, you know the rules..

C: Exactly

DR: So.. and, you know, this is your first time! So you’ve got like.. so much more

C: Exactly.. exactly six more to go..

DR: Um.. but it’s a lot of power.. having my own key.. I’m not gonna lie, I’m excited. I tried to convince Trucker to give me his key but he wouldn’t. He.. he took it with him.

C: Smh..

DR: Mmm hmm. I think secretly thinking that maybe I would, you know, not be able to go the CrashPad and go somewhere else instead, but

C: Yeah, little did he know..

DR: Thank goodness.. Right?

C: ..y’know.. you have your ways

DR: I was.. yeah. Shine helped me foil that plan

C: Right. Exactly

DR: So.. so now I’m like.. ‘hmmmmm’

C: ‘Hmmmmm’

DR: Who else.. so yeah, if you’re.. if you’re back in town, you know – you should give me a call

C: Definitely.

DR: Mmm hmm. Yeah. We could have another post New Year’s Eve [unintelligible]

C: Exactly

DR: And.. [unintelligible]

C: [unintelligible] ..me topping you..

DR: Right [laughs]

C: You know.

DR: Woo!

C: Yeah..

DR: Mmm hmm.. Ambitious. Mmm hmm.. Yeah.

[Off Camera] (unintelligible)

DR: Good? Great.