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[Intro music]

Michelle: So what did you like to do, what was your favorite?

Julie: I don’t know like the whole thing was really fun just cuz like I was really nervous about doing it and I think just being able to get into it, I think that was like a little surprising and good, just to be able to like, just to roll with it and just like, Oh, I don’t even remember those camera people are there unless I kick them. That was kind of fun.

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M: Were you wondering how big my cock was?

J: I was kind of, you know anxious to find out, it was kind of fun.

M: I hope so.

J: Yeah, yeah. I don’t know like, I mean it seems like you have a lot more experience about it like what do you find enjoyable about it?

M: Well, it was my first time. So it was pretty hot for me and I’ve always wanted to have somebody who has an engineered vagina, so fuckin’ hot. And I like technology, it’s fuckin’ good man. It’s like perfect.

No, but like I could feel everything like when you’re coming and everything and clamping and it was hot.  Especially when you were riding on top of me and I could feel you grinding and thrusting, I was like, works for me!  That was so hot.  I could totally feel you coming and that was really important for me.  I wanted to make sure it was pleasurable for you.

J: Very much so.

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J: I said, wow, I’m getting moved all around, goddamn!

M: No, no, it’s really hot.  Especially if it’s your first time they want to show your face and stuff so I was trying to like (???-2:40)  You look so happy, look at you.

J:  Ah, you know, there’s something about that whole like doing something you want to do, having sex thing…  Yeah words, um great.

M: Ah that’s ok, thanks. Oooh, rainbows.  You like?

J: I do.

M&J: Cheers!

M: Awesome.  Look at you, you’re all dick-drunk.  You’re like, yeah whatever, just throw me around like a rag doll.  You totally came when you were on top.

J: I don’t know if I would know how to fake this if I had to like I’d be miserable at doing that.

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M: So, was there anything that was unexpected that you weren’t expecting?

J: Um, I don’t know. Like I mean, my expectations were so like skewed all around (?) ridiculous cuz like I was so nervous ahead of time that like my expectations went from anywhere from like, they’re gonna yell at me and be like, “Get out of here!” like, “You’re terrible, leave!” to like “Oh this’ll be totally great!” you know so…

M: You sent me the emails and you were like, “So what do you want to do?” And I’m like, “Oh my god, she really is a porno virgin.”

J: Ouch, ouch…

M: No, but I was just like I wanted to just roll with it and have fun and go with it and it was awesome because it reminded me of the first time I was on camera too and I remember how nervous I was with all these people, all these lights but it was fun. You just settled right into it.

J: I guess I was like surprised at how easy it was to forget that there are all those people and all the cameras and like everything else and it’s just like no, it’s just like me and this person and like…

M: Yeah.

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M: Um, it was really fun for me when you were so responsive and every time I touched you you were just like, [growls].  It was so rewarding, it was really nice for me, it was worth it.

J: I feel sometimes embarrassed about that, cuz I’m just like, I’m mean no one’s ever complained, people like responsiveness it seems like, but I just feel, it’s like, it’s shy, it’s not embarrassed, shy is more the right word just cuz it’s like you feel so exposed but it’s, I don’t know how else to go so I just do it.  It’s so interesting.

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M: I have another question for you.  Have you ever used somebody else’s place to satisfy your sexual needs? Huh?  A little crash pad?

J: Without them knowing?

M: Without them knowing or them knowing.

J: Mmm, definitely used other people’s places. Yeah, I mean I’ve, you know I’ve done a lot of crashing with friends at various points in my life and so, oh yeah, and you know most of them are pretty understanding.  I’ve had rooms where there’s just like, you know, I lived in the living room we just had a sheet and it was like, okay. Yeah. So I’m pretty used to that. Yeah.

M: Yeah? Had your needs serviced?  3 o’clock, 4 o’clock, 5 o’clock in the morning? I got to get laid!

J: I mean there’s a lot, I mean especially (???-7:17)  there’s a lot of like, okay, you know, you know that was, that was fun at the club, do you want to go home and then like somebody takes you home you’re like, Oh great.  And it’s great cuz then you usually get breakfast and I’m a big fan of breakfast.

M:  Well, I sent one of my roommates away to see a double matinee one time.

J:  You realize you have to go now

M: You’re outta here!

J:  You’re fired!

M:  Double matinee, on me.  Bye.  Don’t call.  I’ll call you.

J:  Usually at my house, people leave of their own accord.  I usually make enough noise that my roommates are like, “I gotta go.”

M:  I can’t study.  I can’t do anything.

J:  No, my housemates take off.  I’m like, “Ok, bye.”  Poor bastards(??) … (?)

M:  Yeah, that was good…   So you wanna do it again?

J:  Um, yes, please.  No, I would love to.  They want me to keep coming back, I would love to.

M:  I think they’re gonna have you come back.

J:  If you’re ever back up this way, you know.

M:  Oh yeah, you know it.  She’s blushing.

J:  Shut up, I don’t blush…  not at all, didn’t happen

M:  Well thank you for today, it was very special.

J:  Yeah, that you very much.  Thanks for breaking me into it.  I appreciate it.

M:  Gladly!