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Summer- So Sydney what did you like to shoot today? The romp in the sack…
Sidney- The sack? Is that what they call it these days? Let’s see, I liked the having sex with you part most, um that’s primarily it, no it was exciting, I’ve done photography and erotic stuff and had people basically watching and created intimate moments but never following through moments I guess you would say, so it’s kind of interesting to have people in the room and not think of them there anymore. What about you, what did you like
Summer- mmm I wasn’t a fan of the having sex with you, no I’m just kidding
Sidney- who is?
Summer- ah no everyone is, no I liked, it’s a big adrenaline rush for me. I mean, I’m a total exhibitionist as you know like all the time, the whole short skirt thing a little bit of exhibitionism but um I really just liked that thrill and that like excitement, being turned on and being totally freaked out and have it all mixed together and be like this massive adrenaline rush which is way better than a roller coaster and it keeps getting better and that’s what I liked.
Sidney- O.K.
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Summer- Was anything really hard for you to do, or difficult or really challenging
Sidney- I think walking in the door was a little challenging I was a little nervous, a little stage fright, a little performance anxiety. But once we got into it it wasn’t that challenging. I think probably thinking of it from an outside perspective sometime like oh I wonder how my butt looks right now, is this like a weird angle? Do I look like a hunchback? My jeans are only on one leg, is that bad, does it look sexy like I don’t even care, like I don’t even have to take my clothes off to do whatever. So I think sometimes I was like wow there’s people watching this right now and I would imagine what it would look like and I was like stop thinking about it, don’t do it.
Summer- yeah so getting it out of your head a little bit?
Sidney- yeah
Summer- I think not laughing was kind of challenging because there were moments when I was like wow this is what I’m doing right now and it’s kind of silly and then like. Cause I think sex is kind of silly in general. And so I think that not totally freaking out and convulsing in laughter on the edge of the bed and probably walking in the door, making that decision to be like all right lets go, let’s get it started
Sidney- it was also challenging when that woman was talking about her necklace and I was like, I was listening and I was like what is she saying about her necklace? Why does she care about… and then I was like. No, focus, I don’t care about her necklace or what she’s doing with it. And then I was like ooh I’m wearing a necklace.
Summer- and then it all spirals out of control
Sidney- what’s my necklace doing?
Summer- and where did it go?
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Summer- let’s see. Oh why, did you want to do this?
Sidney- why did I want to do this? I think well…
Summer- cause you vacillated
Sidney-I did vacillate. Well it was kind of a natural progression I guess of the exhibitionist things I was doing like. Ok let’s see, I started out performing drag, progressively sometimes got more naked performing drag, started doing fetish photography. And then completely nude photography, and then erotic bondage photography, and then it was kind of like well I’ve done all those, I don’t know what else to do, so.
Summer- yeah I mean I think that like there’s 2 dueling parts of me personality there’s the part of me that just likes to show off and be who I am and like you said the natural progression of getting progressively more naked and naughtier while people are watching is good. And I think part of it to is like I said before it was one of my life goals to do this.
Sidney- yes its good it’s your life goal
Summer- because I’m just like this, that along with learning how to double Dutch, I dunno, those are my two
Sidney- the little girls in the neighborhood can do that, they are good at it
Summer- that is true they are. I think also just giving people a new perspective on queer porn and lesbian porn. Cause do you remember the porn that
Sidney- oh god
Summer- that lesbian porn where there was like spitting
Sidney- that wasn’t lesbian porn, that was horrific
Summer- ok 2 girls having sex and it’s like I’m going to spit in your snatch area and then like. Oh it’s just gross
Sidney- that makes my stomach hurt. Or the like I’m blonde and my boobs are totally fake and there’s a guy’s foot in the shot and like were touching each other and then it cuts and were upside-down and its like what is this this is not sexy to anyone
Summer- but it is
Sidney- well some people sort of but they have no taste
Summer- people that have been socialized to think that
Sidney- it’s for straight men, creepy straight man porn
Summer- it’s about what people have been taught to like. But anyway, its teaching a whole new generation of people hat is ok to like and what is ok to look at and how it’s ok to look. Because you know
Sidney- growing up a lot of lesbians that look like straight girls with long fingernails and huge fake boobs
Summer- well and also just you know there’s not a whole lot of people that look alike, like you and I have totally different body types and like different than other people, and I’m sure growing up you got shit about not having big enough boobs and you know, I didn’t get boobs till college so I got the same stuff and having short hair and it’s like well that can still be really pretty and be really cool and be really hot and that’s what I like about it and you know, sex is a political act sometimes. And I’m sorry I don’t mean to nerd you out. That’s all.
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Summer- anything else? How do you feel? Ready to go do summersaults? Wanna go tell grandma?
Sidney- no let’s not tell your grandma,
Summer- no let’s not
Sidney- I dunno, she might not even know what that means, what’s porn? Its pictures grandma..moving pictures.
Summer- I dunno, I guess that’s it, I just I had fun  I think it was a good experience I’ll tell all my friends, go..do porn
Sidney- I also had fun. Flood the market!  No don’t tell anyone! We’ll just keep it for ourselves
Summer- were a unique commodity that’s right ok, we must commodify ourselves
Sidney- we’ll be like no you don’t wanna do it. Actually it never happened
Summer- it was a horrible experience, never do it again
Sidney- just pay for the website, just don’t watch out episode. No.. Somebody we know is gonna be like dodododo online just looking at porn, and then be like oh shit! And call us and send a text, I think that I saw you, and I’ll be like
Summer- naked!
Sidney- I’ll be like I know it was hot and we can no longer be friends. Cause you want to do me now, or you want me to do you I guess more accurately probably
Summer- yeah whatever, it’s how they are
Sidney- it’s how it has to be