Maybelline: So, Mariah, how did you like the shoot today?
Mariah: I enjoyed myself very much, Maybelline. How did you like the shoot today?
Maybelline: I liked it, it was scary.
Mariah: What was scary about it?
Maybelline: Because I never fisted anyone before.
Mariah: So, this was a real live first-time fisting.
Maybelline: (unintelligible) I’m a virgin.
Mariah: I know. You did a really good job.
Maybelline: You’re just trying to butter me up.
Mariah: Butter you up so you’ll slide in easier next time.
Maybelline: Oh, thanks. (unintelligible)
Mariah: My pleasure. I’ve been wanting to get…
Maybelline: Take my virginity…
Mariah: I’ve been wanting to take your virginity for a while. You’ve taught me so much. You’ve been my big sister in so many things; I wanted to big sister you a little bit.
Maybelline: That’s good.
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Mariah: So what was challenging about this shoot?
Maybelline: Um…
Mariah: You didn’t feel challenged by my…vaginal walls.
Maybelline: No, I just slid right in. (laughter) No, I didn’t really find it challenging. What did you find challenging?
Mariah: Mmm. I found it a little challenging like slipping back and forth between characters and just actually wanting to perve out with you, you know? I’m like, “Ha ha ha ha” and then all, “Unh! Unh! Unh! Uh!” (thrusts her pelvis). Um, but I like playing these characters with you, so it’s worth it.
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Maybelline: So a coupe weeks ago I was walking somewhere and then I just thought, “Me and Mariah Cherry’s Christmas Special should do a titty slapping porn, ‘cause we like her big tits and we like to slap. So I texted Mariah and then it somehow evolved into our sorority…well, we have like a constantly running sorority theme anyway…
Mariah: In our lives and then also we’ve done other porn together that’s like fake girl-on-girl porn, which I’m always interested in—real dykes doing fake gay-for-pay girl-on-girl porn being all, “Oooo, a clitoris! Mmmm!” And I like playing with that genre…commenting on it…
Maybelline: (unintelligible)
Mariah: Our critical performance…and she had these matching nighties…
Maybelline: Oh, yeah, and I had these matching nighties, and then I also had some marshmallows…
Mariah: I had all those stuffed animals…
Maybelline: It just went from there.
Mariah: Yeah.
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Maybelline: Um, we’ve done porn together before a couple times, and the last time we did porn together was really, really fun and we were very theatrical, and it was just super super fun. Then we decided to build a porn empire together out of brainstorming porn ideas for ourselves, so this is a first in a series of highly conceptual/non-conceptual porn. Why do you want to keep doing porn? You big slut!
Mariah: Well, I like getting dressed up and having sex on camera.
Maybelline: That’d do it. (laughter) Yeah, that’s what that is. I feel like it’s kinda what we would be doing anyways so, I don’t know… we should share our love with the world. We’re like U.N. Ambassadors of nasty sexuality.
Mariah: Yeah, I just want to say I was particularly interested in getting shot for Crash Pad because I feel like I’m always really excited about seeing actually nasty femme-on-femme images that don’t have a sort of disclaimer like, “This person is in femme-drag, “ or “This person’s only femme sometimes,” which is not to say that there are not other femme-on-femme shoots on Crash because I think that there are, but I’m just interested in putting that out in as many queer spaces as possible.
Maybelline: It’s not that much, I mean I feel like even just in general…I mean it’s kinda of like a sub-genre like high-femme dragged-out femme, and there’s like really not that much high-femme drag queen on high-femme drag queen porn in the world.
Mariah: Yeah, so we need to get more stiletto sucking…
Maybelline: It’s our niche…
Mariah: …lip gloss…
Maybelline: Lip gloss…
Mariah: Etcetera…