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[Overlapping chatter]

[Cut to interview]

Miss Yum: How did you enjoy the shoot today?
Vivienne Vai: Um, I loved it, it was so much fun.
Miss Yum: Yeah?
Vivienne Vai: Um, I… I was really excited to do this with you. We’ve only played, like, a tiny tiny tiny bit before. And then we, like, went full out today.
Miss Yum: Yeah!
Vivienne Vai: And I had a blast.
Miss Yum: Yeah.
Vivienne Vai: Thank you for fucking me.
Miss Yum: Yeah. Great, any time! [laughs] But, yeah, it was really good. And it was really fun.
Vivienne Vai: It was so fun.
Miss Yum: Yeah! You’re really fun to play with. Yeah, I like the way our energies went. I liked switching on you.
Vivienne Vai: Mmhm, mmhm.

Miss Yum: I kinda forgot about the cameras, that was cool.
Vivienne Vai: Yeah! Yeah, yeah. I got lost.
Miss Yum: Me too.
Vivienne Vai: That’s good, I’m glad that you enjoyed yourself.
Miss Yum: Mmhm. Thank you.
Vivienne Vai: I’m so happy that I got two of my fists in you! That’s so rad.
Miss Yum: Mmhm.

[Cut to episode]

[Buzzing noise from vibrator]
Vivienne Vai: How’s that? Yeah, mmm.
[Moaning and laughing noises]

[Cut to interview]

Vivienne Vai: Was there anything challenging about the shoot today?
Miss Yum: Um, tiny performance anxiety. But it went away.
Vivienne Vai: Mmhm, you’re such a ham though!
Miss Yum: I know! [laughs] Big, big ham.
Vivienne Vai: [Laughs] You’re perfect.
Miss Yum: What about for you?
Vivienne Vai: Um, I think what was hard was just setting up everything and, like, having all the things to grab and like make sure they were in the right place.
Miss Yum: All your tools.
Vivienne Vai: All the tools. I wanted to do all the things to you.
Miss Yum: Yeah.
Vivienne Vai: But, uh, they were all in the right place and I used all the things on you.
Miss Yum: Mmhm. Blissed me out. [laughs]
Vivienne Vai: And I made you eat cake and that was fun.
Miss Yum: [laughs] Very sweet.

[Cut to episode]

[Gasps]
Vivienne Vai: Don’t drop it.
Miss Yum: I caught it!
Vivienne Vai: Don’t drop it, ‘cause I just wanted to get a couple more of these in!
[Sounds of flogger hitting skin]
Miss Yum: [Laughs] Thrice.

[Cut to interview]

Miss Yum: What are your safe sex practices and why?
Vivienne Vai: For this shoot I wanted to use condoms on the Magic Wand [Vibrator], just ‘cause we were sharing it and just to, like, minimize the transfer of fluids and stuff. And I wanted you to wear a glove when you were fucking me, um, just ‘cause it’s a little bit smoother. I don’t have to worry about –
Miss Yum: Nails?
Vivienne Vai: — nails or anything like that. Even though you took –
Miss Yum: I took off my nails for you!
Vivienne Vai: Thank you.
Miss Yum: Mine are just generally to ask about testing and use gloves, and… sometimes use gloves, sometimes not. I don’t fluid bond with that many people, but that was really fun.
Vivienne Vai: [laughs]

[Cut to episode]

[moaning and smacking sounds]
Miss Yum: Is that okay still?
Vivienne Vai: Uh-huh. [shrieks and laughs] Oh fuck. [moans]

[Cut to interview]

Miss Yum: We’re both first-timers, so. Why?
Vivienne Vai: Why did you decide to do porn today?
Miss Yum: ‘Cause I wanna play with you, it seemed really fun!
Vivienne Vai: [shrieks and laughs]
Miss Yum: I’m in the city!
Vivienne Vai: Was that the motivation?
Miss Yum: Yeah.
Vivienne Vai: I also thought that it would be really fun to play with you, finally. I have also never done porn. And I’ve been wanting to shoot with CrashPad for a while, ‘cause they’re a really incredible company, and I’ve known a lot of people who have shot with them and they all have good things to say. So I figured that we’d be in a good environment to do this.
Miss Yum: Yeah, so many friends, on the real.
Vivienne Vai: [laughs] And now us!
Miss Yum: Yeah! I would do it again!

[Cut to episode]

[Breathing and kissing sounds]
Off-camera: Cool, that was great!
Off-camera: Woohoo!
Off-camera: I can’t wait to see it!
Vivienne Vai: [laughs]

[Cut to different part of scene]

Off-camera: You have frosting in your hair.
Off-camera: [laughing sounds]
Off-camera: Cake everywhere!

[Switch to interview]

Miss Yum: Switching forever. It’s great.
Vivienne Vai: I know. I love being switch. I hope I wasn’t too, like… bratty.
Miss Yum: You’re perfect. Barely a brat.
Vivienne Vai: [laughs] You’re the big brat. Um, I’m really glad that we got to do this shoot together, um, and… uh, what do I want to say about it?
Miss Yum: Look how far we’ve come.
Vivienne Vai: I know! I know. Yeah. Thanks for doing this with me!
Miss Yum: Thank you!
Vivienne Vai: Mmhm.