laughter and chattering

OFF SCREEN: Don’t worry you know, movie magic. You all set? Got it. Got it. Got it. (clap) Thank you! All right.

(chattering)

OFF SCREEN: Lets try this from the phone, so stand a little closer.
(Mr Pink picks up the phone)

[Cut to interview 0:46]

MR PINK: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

UNKLE: Well, I think it’s pretty clear (laughter) you know, it was good. Yes it was great. It’s always so good to be with you again.

MR PINK: Awwww me too!

UNKLE: Cause you’re far away back east, so it’s like a nice little going away thing.

MR PINK: I’m glad we got that in!

UNKLE: I am too!

(laughter)

UNKLE: How did you like it?

MR PINK: I loved it, it’s always good to be with you too. Very cool.

[Cut to scene 01:14]

MR PINK: (?)

UNKLE: I need to get my pants off.

MR PINK: Yeah you do.

UNKLE: I won’t put this harness on for it. And I wanna do (?) I guess I’ll take off my daddy hat and put on my boy hat.I mean boy hat (?)

MR PINK: I was thinking right along those lines.

UNKLE: how do those come into this?

MR PINK:so were probably not gonna use most of these right.

UNKLE: yeah I mean we can put some of this aside

MR PINK: But we are definitely gonna use that and this and this and maybe

(both look at a bunch of toys on the bed and point at some of them)

UNKLE: Yeah that’s a good one!

(Mr Pink slaps their hand with a large strap)

MR PINK: Yeah maybe this!

UNKLE Yeah (?) tie me down.

(laughter)

MR PINK: I know you can hold on.

[Cut to interview 01:56]

UNKLE: Any difficult parts? I can think of one difficulty we had (laughter).

MR PINK: You tell me!

UNKLE: The pump wouldn’t work!

MR PINK: Oh yeah yeah yeah!

UNKLE: I tots like you brought yours though that was good!

MR PINK: Oh yeah, I am me too.

UNKLE: The only only thing that… I really meant to surprise you with perhaps fishnet stockings and a garter under my leather pants, so you can cut them of… (?)

MR PINK: That would’ve been good! (?) with my teeth!

UNKLE: …and i fucking forgot them!

(laughter)

UNKLE: Next time!

MR PINK: Next time. Next time. Will be something to look forward to.

UNKLE: There’s always things to look forward to Mr Pink. Yeah we totally do that, yeah that’s good!

[Cut to scene 02:34]

MR PINK You wanna suck me like this?

UNKLE: Yeah

UNKLE: Yes i love this thing!

MR PINK: See that, see all that?

UNKLE: Yeah, I see all that!

(laughter)

UNKLE: (?)

MR PINK: Your mouth too.

UNKLE: Yessir.

Unkle starts sucking on Mr Pink, Mr Pink closes their eyes.

MR PINK: Give it to me Unkle

[Cut to interview 03:26]

UNKLE: So safe sex practices, what’s up with you, how do you like, what do you do?

MR PINK: Different than what we’ve talked about. Being tested regularly.

UNKLE: Yeah!

MR PINK: Actually to be honest I have been only with one person since the last time I got tested so…

UNKLE: Alright yeah…

MR PINK: Since last time we spoke.

UNKLE: Alright well I’m not gonna say the same. Slutting (?)

(laughter)

UNKLE: But yeah so regular testing, barriers, a few lovers, we’re like y’know it’s all good. But I also love the conversation. Oh and I forget, the first time I met you, we sat down at the table, we talked about safe sex: “have you been tested?”, like, it was cool. It’s just easy, it’s plain y’know. I think I just hope it’s like that for everybody out there. That they can have those conversations. Y’know, and not be nervous about…

MR PINK: I agree. I think that’s what..sexy starts there for me. Knowing. Sexy isn’t annoying. From there it grows. My boner gets bigger once I know I’m in the clear (?)

(laughter)

UNKLE: Yes it’s so true!

[Cut to scene 04:36]

UNKLE: fuck

Unkle is lying on the bed moaning while Mr Pink fists them.

UNKLE oh fuck yes!

(sounds of someone slapping someone)

Mr Pink is kneeling in front of Unkle, fisting them, Unkle is holding a vibrator between their legs

MR PINK (??) coming out of my ass baby

(laughter)

MR PINK oh yeah baby fuck, oh my god fuck (moaning)

[Cut to scene 05:33]

MR PINK: Have you ever done porn before?

UNKLE: No siree. No! First time.

MR PINK: This is your first time? So I got to be be part of…

UNKLE: Popping my cherry!

(laughter)

UNKLE: Yeah you did!

MR PINK: Wow cool! Actually i didn’t know that so…

UNKLE: Yeah 51, we’re rocking it baby, we’re bringing it in!

MR PINK: (?)the pressure off

(they laugh)

UNKLE: It’s like great, to me it’s like my reason for doing it is a celebration of myself, my body, because we’re older queers.

MR PINK Yeah!

UNKLE: And to me it’s important to represent, to be like “yeah, older queers! y’know, you still got it, you’re still doing it, we’re still rocking it out there”. You know, queer sex is resistance out there. Crash pad’s doing that by representing all kinds of people and I think it’s important. It’s important, we have to, y’know. It’s a celebration, it’s a celebration of our bodies, our love, everything.

MR PINK: Glad you hit all of that. I’m glad you said all that, it’s so true, and being an older queer…

UNKLE: Yeah!

MR PINK: And really, it’s not about setting the pace, and it’s not about keeping up, it’s all about just being free with your body, with your sexuality, with your…

UNKLE: Fuck yes!

MR PINK: …y’know, everything that turns you on! And exploring all that, that is still happening with your body. For me, y’know, my body it knows no particular script, it’s just like “oh so this is happening now, ok, so now that’s happening”! It’s really great to enjoy that with someone who has also had that many years of experience.

UNKLE: Yeah yeah I do, I feel like the older I get it’s like, I dont know, the sex keeps getting, y’know, it’s like… (unintelligible) just keeps getting better!

(laughter)

MR PINK: ?

UNKLE: So you’ve done porn before no?

MR PINK: Yeah, so this was my aaah sixth I think porn, it’s the second involved with Crash Pad

UNKLE: awesome

MR PINK: and yeah so, it’s always a really great experience. Actually, this was my second butch-on-butch or masculine-of-center based porn and ah…

UNKLE: alright yeahyou really like the films.

MR PINK: I like it all! And uh yeah. I’m really pleased. We have great chemistry so…

UNKLE: Yeah! You definitely bring the faggy outta me!

MR PINK: I like that!

(laughter)

MR PINK: I really like that.

UNKLE: You little tran (?)love

(laughter)

MR PINK: Yeah so until next time?

UNKLE: Definitely. Yeah that’s good. Why do you keep doing it though? Like what’s it for you?

MR PINK: I think that as long as my body feels ready for the action and it’s fun, I’ll keep doing it.

UNKLE: Yeah that’s gotta be fun!

MR PINK: Y’know, there’s so many babely queers, and there’s so much to get experience. I have not reached the pinnacle of experience yet, I haven’t done it all.

UNKLE: Yeah, it’s a sweet thing to say.

MR PINK: And until I have, I’m gonna keep doing it (laughs)

UNKLE: You know what I like about us too, when we get together we have so much fun, like we are busting! We’ll be like coming and bursting out laughing too. I like it! Like keep it light, it’s all good, its all y’know so yeah that’s really good.

(they kiss)

UNKLE: Thank you!

MR PINK: Thank you!