All performers were 18 years of age
or older at time of the production
October 8th 2016
10/08/2016
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Behind the Scenes – Episode 226: Barbary Rose & Max Madame
Transcription by: Katina Douveas
[Off Camera]: (Shine Louise Houston): I think what we’re gonna do is, we’re gonna see the .. [unintelligible] in the cameras. So one of you is going to do a clap, in front of your face.
Barbary Rose: [Claps once]
[Off Camera]: (SLH): Awesome.
Max Madame: [Laughs] You’re so good at clapping.
BR: I was a cheerleader.
MM: [Laughs] I trained for this my whole life.
BR: Yeah
[Off Camera]: (Cameraperson 1): Alright, rolling.. alright.. uh..
[Off Camera]: (Cameraperson 2): I am rolling, can I get a clap?.. Can I get a “whoo hoo!”
[Production Person]: Sorry. Whoo woo! [Claps twice]
[Off Camera Laughter]
[Off Camera]: (Cameraperson 1): Good one
MM: How was your shoot today, Barbary?
BR: It was awesome
MM: It was awesome
BR: I wish we had like 10 more hours to shoot
MM: I know
BR: [Laughs]
MM: It’s like we finished fucking and then I was like “Okay so we play again and then we fuck again? Oh, no, we’re done? Okay.”
BR: [Laughs] Next time. So, how did you enjoy the shoot?
MM: Oh I had a really good shoot, um.. I feel the same way – just wish we had more time, I just wanna.. keep fucking you
BR: Yeah
MM: You’re so fun to fuck
BR: [Laughs]
MM: [Laughs]
BR: So are you
MM: Shut up
[Sex Scene]
MM: (Whispers): So considerate.
BR: Look at you
MM: [Laughs]
BR: I’m a goddess
MM: [Laughs]
BR: Want another pillow?
MM: [Laughs]
BR: Do you wanna be a pillow princess?
MM: [Laughs]
[Interview]
BR: What was challenging about the shoot?
MM: Um.. the table with the toys was too far away [Laughs]
BR: [Laughs] I know. I was like.. we have to keep getting up.. um..
MM: I didn’t wanna keep getting up, I wanted it like floating next to me
BR: Pillow princess..
MM: [Laughs]
BR: ..magically handed toys
MM: Yes
BR: Um.. yeah.
MM: What was challenging for you about the shoot?
BR: I think just that it was a little warm
MM: It was really warm
BR: I was getting hot.. yeah.
MM: It was warm. I was.. I was schvitzing
BR: You were, right?
MM: It was for real
BR: I was like we gotta get you outta that leather before you pass out
MM: [Laughs] I know you’re like hey you wanna get out of this dress? I’m like no, I’m fine.. no, no.. I’m not fine – get me outta this, I’m fucking hot
BR: I’m a helpful (unintelligible). I’m like you need to get out. Now
MM: [Laughs]
BR: Yeah, I think it’s, it was hot. The toys were too far away
MM: Yeah
BR: But.. we’ll survive [Laughs]
MM: Somehow managed to fuck anyway. It’s that struggle
BR: Great
[Sex Scene]
MM: I’m gonna put this one over here just in case
BR: [Laughs]
MM: Are you (unintelligible) at me?
BR: [Laughs] No.
MM: [Laughs]
[Interview]
MM: Barbary, what are your safe sex practices?
BR: Well, I get tested before shoots, um.. and in my personal life if I’m not shooting I get tested and we’ve shared that information with each other, and, um.. you know, most of my partners, I use gloves, condoms.. We did that today and do that whenever we fuck [Laughs]
MM: [Laughs]
BR: Yeah. What about you?
MM: I.. well I fetishize gloves.
BR: Same
MM: So I use gloves even with fluid-bonded partner
BR: Mmm hmm
MM: Cuz I.. mmm.. I like the glove best
BR: Yeah. Black gloves are sexy
MM: Uhhh.. So good. Um.. I use gloves and condoms and I’m fluid-bonded with one person and everybody else I use barriers with but.. I like barriers, yeah. I like them when we use barriers
BR: [Laughs] We make gloves sexy
MM: [Laughs]
BR: Yeah
MM: One snap of the wrist at a time
BR: Oh my god that, yeah that
MM: [Laughs]
BR & MM: [Both make snapping sounds like gloves being snapped on wrists]
BR: I’m like put your whole hand inside me now
MM: [Laughs] Drop my panties
BR: That’s our safer sex
MM: [Laughs]
BR: [Laughs]
[Sex Scene]
MM: [Moaning] Oh I’m gonna cum for you
BR: Yeah take all my hand. Yeah..
MM: [Moaning, cumming] Oh pull your hands out
BR: Yes
MM: Oh put your hands back in and give it to me gimmie.. gimmie..
[Interview]
BR: What is your history with porn?
MM: Um..
BR: Will it continue?
MM: I shot porn once before, but this felt somehow like breaking my porn cherry working with CrashPad was the first queer porn I ever watched so anytime I ever think about doing queer porn I’m like, CrashPad!
BR: Mmm hmm
MM: So it felt really wonderful to be here
BR: Mmm hmm. Would you consider this your first legitimate porn shoot?
MM: Sure
BR: Yeah
MM: [Laughs]
BR: For the sake of feeling good about it. Um.. and will you do porn in the future?
MM: Yeah absolutely. I mean I’ve shot like adult content and done adult performances, but
BR: Mmm hmm.. and we.. we sometimes shoot clips..
MM: Yeah
BR: So those will be on the internet someday
MM: Someday
BR: [Laughs] Once we stop being lazy. Um..
MM: What is your history with porn and do you plan to continue to do porn?
BR: Yes I will make more porn as long as people have me. Um.. I’ve shot for a handful of like local sites like Kink and some other BDSM site. This is my first queer porn site.
MM: Ooohh..
BR: ..and yes, like you said, I.. you know, grew up fantasizing about being on CrashPad so.. I think we both were super excited for this
MM: [Laughs]
BR: I hope to shoot again for CrashPad.. um, or any other queer porn sites. Make more content
MM: Yess.. More queer porn. More CrashPad
BR: Mmm hmm
MM: More
BR: And more.. more Max and Barbary
MM: More Max and Barbary!
BR: [Laughs]
MM: [Laughs]
BR: That’ll happen
MM & BR: [Laugh]
[Sex Scene]
MM: [Laughing]
BR: Some bubbly water?
MM: (unintelligible) ..bubbly water
BR: Mmmm
BR: [Laughing]
[Off Camera] (SLH): That was great
MM & BR: [Laughing]
BR: Thanks
[Off Camera] (SLH): The thing is you didn’t even get to the strap-on
MM: No we didn’t even get to it
BR: I know
[Off Camera]: [Laughter]
BR: We’re like bring more.. but.. who knows.. um..
[Off Camera] (SLH): Sign of a good scene
MM: It’s like the story of our lives, we always bring the strap-on and then just (unintelligible)
BR: I know, right? I haven’t even fucked you with a strap-on yet I don’t think..
[Interview]
MM: I was really glad to be able to have such like a fluid shoot and just be able to fuck you the way I wanted to fuck you and beat your pretty booty and have a very self-determined shoot – it was really fun
BR: Mmm. I agree – it definitely was the easiest shoot I’ve ever done..
MM: [Laughs]
BR: ..because it was like us just having sex the way we like to have sex.. um.. I think I would like to say people should look into Prop 60 – if this comes out before voting..
MM: Yes. Amen. Prop 60
BR: ..um.. because both you and I.. you know we shoot mainly with barriers but, just in general, um..
MM: I wouldn’t want..
BR: ..our other partners we’re fluid-bound with and maybe make porn with… like it’s important
MM: I don’t want Prop 60 interfering with the way that we have sex
BR: Yeah
MM: Ever
BR: Yeah. That and.. um.. just also I guess for people to know that we play together often..
MM: Yeah
BR: ..and have a safeword and all of those things..
MM: We’re play partners in our personal life.. so..
BR: Yeah
MM: That’s important to know
BR: Yeah just want people to know how to do safe and consensual BDSM
MM: And I’ve never gotten to freeze my abalone knife before I got to play with it and I really loved that – did you like that?
BR: [Laughs] Yes, yes – we’ve been talking about using that like, all out for a while, so.. Dreams do come true
MM: Yesss
BR: “Hashtag dreams come true” [#dreamscometrue]
MM: “Hashtag dreams come true” [#dreamscometrue]. On crashpad. “Hashtag crashpad” [#crashpad]
BR & MM: [Laughter]
BR: Crash with us!
MM: [Laughs]
BR: We’re nerds
All performers were 18 years of age
or older at time of the production
October 8th 2016
10/08/2016
All documentation per 18 USC 2257
is maintained by the custodian of
records L. Houston, 1458 Unit B7
San Bruno Ave., San Francisco CA, 94110.
Not to be viewed by minors.