[Crash Pad theme song]
(chatter)
LOCKHART: What’s up
(off camera) And, when you’re ready
(clap)
LOCKHART: Alright, and when you’re ready, action

STARR:Hey Leah,
[off camera] hold on
STARR: how did you enjoy the shoot today? Did you like the shoot? Was it amazing?
LOCKHART: I’m not gonna like, like, this is the best shoot that I’ve ever done. And, it’s… it was… I feel like it was just fun,
STARR: They’re always fun, though
LOCKHART: like we just, it was just very organic, it was very
STARR:sensual
LOCKHART: yeah, it was, and, I sorta like you a lot, so….
STARR:I like you a lot, too, squishy butt.
(Giggling)

LOCKHART: So, it was the best shoot I’ve ever done, just because.. It was just so much fun, and it was with a person I really like, and the crew are just amazing.
STARR: It was awesome. I love this crew.

LOCKHART: How did you enjoy the shoot?
STARR:I enjoyed it very much, I, uh, got to work with you again, and you are one of my favorite people to work with, and, uh, I got to try a few things I don’t usually do. And, uh…
LOCKHART: Like what?
STARR: Strap on. I don’t usually need a strap on. And I actually didn’t need to, but it was fun to try, I wanted to try it. It was fun to try. And, plus, it’s really cool looking, because it matches my hair. That was fun So, um. Plus I was pent-up sexually, so it was great, so, I thought…

[cut scene:
STARR: Like that? … Feeling good?
LOCKHART: Yeah…
STARR: Great. You’re a pro. ]

STARR: Leah, what was challenging about this shoot?
LOCKHART: No surprise there, uh, the giant freaking black strap on was definitely the biggest challenge because —
STARR: — no pun intended, right —
LOCKHART: Uh, no, pun’s totally intended, but it’s the biggest thing I’ve ever had inside of me. And, it hurt a little bit at first, and that’s when I kinda was kinda like, slower, but we sorta worked into it, and then, like —
STARR: — You wanted to like sip a hormone, and like aw, come on —
LOCKHART: Pretty much, pretty much, and we sorta worked into and
STARR: it was fun, it was slow.
LOCKHART: We weren’t going slow by the end.
STARR: huh
LOCKHART: you weren’t going slow by the end
STARR: yeah, because you were grabbing me
LOCKHART: yeah, I know, because it was amazing
STARR: yeah, it was amazing, that’s why I said the thing was, the thing was, too small, I’m like no
LOCKHART: You convinced me, it was challenging, I’m really glad I took the strap-on challenge. (giggling)
STARR: (inaudible) the ice bucket challenge. You’re like, I took the strap-on challenge, I challenge you, you to the strap-on challenge

LOCKHART: What did you find the most challenging about the shoot?
STARR: to be honest, the same thing, the strap-on, and mainly because I don’t usually do it, I like using my own equipment, because I can feel everything, and hitting a spot I can feel it, and I can feel if I’m hitting any obstructions, if everything feels OK, but a strap-on, it’s like can’t feel crap. I gotta kinda like eyeball it, and not even that, as I couldn’t see, gotta kinda feel around.
LOCKHART: I have never used one before, is it like a different set of hip motions?
STARR: Some of the hip motions, but every strap-on is different, sometimes it’s wobbily, sometimes it’s not, so sometimes it’ll do, like wyaaa, and it’s not enjoyable, but, um, I was trying to keep it consistently straight, which is why I was, when I pulled it out it was slow, and when I pushed it in, I kept doing this, it would be like bending and stuff, but was actually pretty solid when I put it on tight. A lot of people make the mistake of putting it on too loose.
LOCKHART: Get a harness that fits (giggling)
STARR: I’m better than you (giggling)
LOCKHART: Yes. Yeah, you are
STARR: I’m like a wolverine, I’m the best at what I do
[cut scene
STARR: So, then, I’ll lean over and give you a kiss, you’ll be like “thanks babe” and then we’ll just kiss, and you can probably fade out on that, right, that way, I get a cool strap-on
LOCKHART: and I get an amazing plug, and we get an amazing scene, and everyone is STARR: put some of this on your butt real quick
LOCKHART: OK, alright, I gotta take this out first, in order to do that
STARR: Ah, I’m gonna do that ]

STARR: What are your safe sex practices, and why?
LOCKHART: My biggest safe sex practice is: I get tested for STDs every month, and anyone that I hook up with, I’m like “Hey, have you ever been tested before?” and that’s a really big freaking deal for me, and if they haven’t been tested, or if they’re not sure, whatever, then, well you know, it’s I always say, “It’s nothing personal, but are you OK with using barriers?” and I guess, um, the reason for that is, I mean, it can’t be overstated, because, STIs are nothing to mess around with, and all it takes is one mess up, and that can screw you up for life.
STARR: You wouldn’t just ruin your life, you’d have no career in porn
LOCKHART: Exactly, so what about you?
STARR: I, ah, get tested every month, because I have to, I would probably do it anyways, or at least regularly if I wasn’t in porn. I don’t have sex with strangers, or anyone without condoms, uh, even if they say they’re clean, you don’t know. The only time I have sex with no barrier is someone I have to trust, and someone I have to know. So, other than that, play safe, and like I said, don’t want to loose your job, don’t want to loose your life.
LOCKHART: Exactly.
STARR: So, cool
LOCKHART: Cool.
STARR: Coolios.
LOCKHART: Yeah, we’re safe.
STARR: We’re safe, we’re safe, lets do the super safe thing
LOCKHART: What’s the super safe thing?
STARR: Whatever we’re doing
BOTH: (giggling)
LOCKHART: Oh, my god.

[cut scene: LOCKHART moaning in pleasure]

STARR: If you’ve done porn before, I feel like I’m meaning like super-cheesy porn, If you’ve done porn before, what makes you keep going back to it?
LOCKHART: I’ve already used this answer for one thing, so I kinda feel like it’s cheating, but just because it’s so much fun, and that’s not the only reason, porn is, for me it’s a big, I know for you too, and for pretty much anyone that does it, it’s a huge form of self expression, and art, and it’s sort of, it’s sort of my way of, like, jumping up and down, screaming at the world, like, “Hey, I’m a fuckin’ trans-woman, I’m here”, like, I’m out there, and it like it really, really matters to me on like a really deep level, because it’s part of my art. I mean I write and stuff too, but, this is, there’s nothing quite like this, because it’s so, amazing, and fun, like, it’s hard to put in words, what about you, um?
STARR: Because, initially, when I got into porn, it was because I was down on my luck, I used to have a great job, and, uh, I had a great girlfriend, had a nice car, and I lost all in one month, my car was totalled, a week later I was laid off, and then, uh, towards the end of the month, me and my ex-girlfriend split. So, I was pretty devastated, I still had a lot of bills, then one of my friends who was in porn said ”Hey, why don’t you come shoot for my site. It’ll be some quick cash, and it’ll be temporary.” I was debating it, and I didn’t go for it initially, but then I realized the bills were piling up, and I had to pay them. So, I’m like, OK, fine, but if I’m going to go down there, I’m going to shoot for other people too, because if I’m going to do it once, I might as well do a whole big shebang thing. So, I went there, and I got popular, and I blew up, and then they were like we want to sign you on to a contract. So I did, and I got my own site, and I’m kinda stuck in it, but I wouldn’t consider it stuck in it, because I get to travel, I get to make a lot of new friends, meet people, I get to have sex with really hot people, I would have sex with for free, and get paid for it. What is the down side to this job? Plus, you get to go to crazy parties, make great connections, lots of friends, so those are like really great reasons just to do it.
LOCKHART: Cool
STARR: Plus, um, I’m sexual anyways, so, I like to
LOCKHART: Oh, yeah, yeah, me too
STARR: That’s the end of my answer.

[cut scene
LOCKHART: Oh, god yes.
STARR: arent you glad that I got the toy?
LOCKHART: I fucking love it. The best surprise ever
STARR: Wait ’til you see the next one?
LOCKHART: Is it going to be bigger than this?
STARR: Next time, oh my god. So, am I in love with you yet?
LOCKHART: Well, I know that.
STARR: What’ for breakfast, I’d have, (uninteligable)
LOCKHART: Oh, god, that still feel amazing. Oh, my god.
STARR: Got enough stuff? I’m pulling out. Brace yourself.
LOCKHART: Oh, I’m fine. Wow. Oh, god…
STARR: Told you the big one was good]

STARR: We could talk about how, like, how not that great age of ultron was. And we could discuss how, Majora’s Mask may or may not be about Link’s Staff.
LOCKHART: That’s OK, that’s like a 4 hour long discussion
STARR: I know, can you leave this running for like 4 hours? We could discuss why Doxels 1 is better than Doxels 2
LOCKHART: That’s an even longer discussion
STARR: It has nothing to do with what we’re doing here, it’s all geeky crap.
LOCKHART: Um, I’m trying to think
STARR: We could discuss my hoarse voice, and I can’t hear very well. It makes me sad
LOCKHART: I’m sorry
STARR: There we go, it’s discussed.
LOCKHART: I’m trying to think
STARR: Don’t hurt yourself
LOCKHART: Oh my god, it’s really hard right now
STARR: Your butt feels too good
LOCKHART: Yeah, I’m all tingly
STARR: Any suggestions?
(off camera) Just kinda (unintelligable)
STARR: What’s your favorite super hero?
LOCKHART: Oh, my god, I’m seriously like drawing a freaking blank. I really like X-Men
STARR: That’s, that’s a team
LOCKHART: I know, that’s like a whole
STARR: No, you’re cheating. You’re cheating. Pick one. Pick one.
LOCKHART: Oh, my god, you’re putting me on the spot.
STARR: You’re on the spot. Look, the cameras are rolling, you don’t have time. Pick one.
LOCKHART: Storm.
STARR: Over all, Storm. Out of everyone, Storm.
LOCKHART: Out of everybody.
STARR: Batman. Batman’s awesome.
LOCKHART: That’s cheating
STARR: That’s not cheating. What’s your favorite villan? I’ll give you a favorite villan.
LOCKHART: Ah, Joker
STARR: Oh, that’s cheating. I preffer Carnage.
LOCKHART: Oh, I see
STARR: Carnage is awesome.
LOCKHART: I see
STARR: That’s not cheating.
LOCKHART: With all the like, red crap coming out the arm
STARR: Just because he’s crazy, and he looks really cool. And he actually looks creepy, as opposed to, you know, some villians, like Mysterio, with like a fishbowl on his head.
LOCKHART: Oh, yeah
STARR: I actually like Mysterio, though, but he’s not like intimidating, he’s like “Where are my cool fish? Come back.”
{both giggling}