Transcription: Juliana Marie

[2257 disclaimer; BTS Intro]
[Audrey and Kathryn relaxing on the bed, talking, playing with Rubik’s cube]
Audrey: I lost, it goes in your ass. (Laughs)
Kathryn: Why me? Fine
VOC: (Unintelligible) you lose.
Kathryn: You lapped at 30 seconds ago.
VOC: Win-win situation.
Audrey: I don’t get what a lap is-
Kathryn: It’s a screen shot of that that needs to be tweeted.
Audrey: I’m tweeting that later
VOC: Wait, did you really, did you just like decide like whether or not, like I don’t know, uh, uh –
Audrey: I saw a cube
VOC: (Unintelligible)
Kathryn: We saw, saw it on the wall so –
VOC: Like what you didn’t win, so now you have to-
Kathryn: We didn’t (Unintelligible) decide-
Audrey: I’m kind of curious-
Kathryn: Ass, usually, I want to put that in your pussy.
Audrey: Yeah, we’re gonna try.
VOC: That’s great. That’s awesome.
Audrey: We can do, even just try to get a corner like and roll it around and see.
Kathryn: Well if we start in this corner, okay, and then if I turn it that way and roll it in.
Audrey: M-hmm.
Kathryn: It’s like when you gauge your ear, you just roll ’em in.
Audrey: Roll it in.
Kathryn: We will gauge your pussy. I feel like it’s gonna hurt really bad.
Audrey: So maybe just halfway, partially-
Kathryn: I feel like, No ‘cause that’s stupid, if you get, you got to get the whole thing in.
Audrey: Got to get the whole thing in?
Kathryn: Otherwise it’s like I could say I did half of it, no one would know. I could totally fake that out-
Audrey: Here, solve a third of the cube.
[They start passing cube back and forth]
Kathryn: I can’t do-
Audrey: A third of the cube. Depending how you look at it.
Kathryn: Done. I win. [laughter] what do I win? I can’t do one of those.
Audrey: Look.
Kathryn: I took geometry three times, dude-
Audrey: You told me that, okay.
Kathryn: I, no, I can’t –
[Audrey shuffles cube]
Audrey: You don’t want to play that-
Kathryn: That’s not,
Audrey: Okay I’ll show you a easier pattern that you can-
Kathryn: I don’t want to learn, I just want to have sex with you-
Audrey: No,
VOC: Checkerboard-
Audrey: I am such the teacher type, though, in non-sexual situations. I, I am a math-teacher type
Kathryn: Oh, my god it’s my worst nightmare.
Audrey: There.
Kathryn: It’s my worse nightmare-
Audrey: Would you like to-
Kathryn: Whoa, , how’d you like, do a pattern?
Audrey: It’s a checkerboard. Well, look at it. Opposites.
Kathryn: Yeah but-
Audrey: Just think opposites, you can put it back. Think opposites.
Kathryn: What is that, where?
Audrey: Okay, how’s this.
Kathryn: Are we just a bunch of nerds?
VOC: Yes.
(Unintelligible)
Audrey: Look, there’s whites surrounding the yellow here, and here yellow’s surrounding the whites. How do you get them to touch?
Kathryn: The way you just did it.
Audrey: I’m just saying, you can put it back.
Kathryn: I don’t, but I don’t want to play this.
Audrey: Awww…
Kathryn: Look they’re touching.
Audrey: Okay, make the other ones touch.
Kathryn: Ugh.
Audrey: That’s what I think in my head when I’m doing this, I’m like, I want to make those colors touch.
VOC: Wow, that’s a different way of thinking-
Kathryn: Look, okay, so now what?
Audrey: Well, you still want to make more yellow and white touch, I mean, these are touching the wrong c-, colors here.
Kathryn: Oh my god.
Audrey: Start, try that, just –
Kathryn: I don’t wanna, this is frustrating, no –
Audrey: Please, please (kisses Kathryn)
Kathryn: This is so frustrating, I hate this.
Audrey: – – bathroom while you do that.
Kathryn: No, this is frustrating to me.
Audrey: Okay-
Kathryn: – I’ll just fucking do it.
Audrey: Yay.
VOC: Do you, you think there’s enough room for Joel, or should you watch, you want to watch it from outside-
VOC: Whatever (Unintelligible) works.
VOC: Okay.
Kathryn: No. What? They’re touching.
Audrey: Making a wreck.
[Cut to someone out of focus, off camera by tripod)
[Laughter]
VOC: It’s never, not funny–
VOC: I walked right into that, I walked right into that, didn’t I.
[laughter]
VOC: (Unintelligible) move my friend.
VOC: That’s not fair, you guys.
VOC: Okay, my friend –
VOC: Will you clap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
VOC: It’s not fair.
VOC: You want me to clap? I got clap –
VOC: If you’re gonna make fun of me, make fun of me to my face.
VOC: No wait, – where is, where are your hands
VOC: I got it.
VOC: Here they are, okay, I got ‘em.
[Clapper claps]
Thank you.
[Cut to scene]
(Audrey on top of Kathryn, they are kissing.
Audrey sits up and repositions herself)
Kathryn: You don’t need that.
Audrey: (Whispering, inaudible)
Kathryn: Mm-hmm.
Audrey: I still have my panties on.
Kathryn: I know, I like it. You want them on?
Audrey: Do you want them on?
Kathryn: Good answer.
Audrey: It’s your room, your rules.
Kathryn: You do pay attention.
Audrey: I’m a better learner than you.
Kathryn: (Laughs)
Audrey: I listen.
Kathryn: Oh-ho, a better-
Audrey: Better direction-
Kathryn: Wait, a better learner than me?
Audrey: Learner.
Kathryn: Learner.
Audrey: That’s all.
Kathryn: A better payer of attenter?
Audrey: Payin’, payer of attention-
Kathryn: (Laughs)
Audrey: Yes. (Laughs, takes off panties)
Kathryn: (Unintelligible) I want to keep those right there.
Audrey: Keep those?
Kathryn: Yeah. Where you putting them?
Audrey: Back where you put ‘em.
Kathryn: They were right there.
Audrey: (Whispers) oh my goodness- I don’t want to get picky (Unintelligible)
Kathryn: Hey, I pay attention to detail, I pay attention to detail.
(??) I need you to focus.
[Cut to clapper’s hands, models off camera]
Audrey: M-hmm. Slap the ass. Tell me to lick it off your hand.
VOC: Okay, rolling
(Unintelligible) me move?
[Claps]
VOC: All right.
VOC: That’s fine.
(Pan to Kathryn & Audrey on bed)
(Whispering)
VOC: All right, ready when
Kathryn: oh, wait do you want to back to where –
VOC: We’re gonna –
VOC: Where we were?
VOC: Back to –
Kathryn: But you want
Audrey: Yeah, just so it looks like your hand was (unintelligible) rubs them around –
Kathryn: Is this, are you allergic to any?
Audrey: Ah, no, not allergic.
Katrhyn: (Unintelligible) – safety first.
Audrey: Allergic to cats, but I still have one around, and I’m fine
(Laughter)
Kathryn: Well, I’m not gonna shove a pussy in your pussy.
Audrey: You know, I, I think that would really hurt me.
(Smacking sound, Audrey jumps)
Audrey: Oh, God, I, just, imagine the claws – –
VOC: We can’t shoot that anyway.
Audrey: Oh, gosh, no, no I don’t want
(Unintelligible)
Audrey: I don’t want, I have this, this phobia of animals even watching me have sex. I lock them out.
(Laughter)
Audrey: Like I’ve been to people’s houses and we’re fooling and they’ll have a cat, and no, outside the door, I don’t want the cat in the room.
(Laughter)
Audrey: well that shouldn’t be weird, it’s
VOC: I know –
Audrey: it’s creepy to have like this animal –
Kathryn: is that realistic for you?
Audrey: Eh, it looks wet enough.
Kathryn: Do you more?
Audrey: No it’s fine.
Kathryn: Yeah, it was more yesterday.
Audrey: It was more, was it?
Kathryn: Yeah.
Audrey: I just put lube on her hand before she did.
Kathryn: Oh, fuck her. She cheats. She cheats.
Audrey: I never considered lube cheating, but okay.
(Laughter)
VOC: All right, whenever you guys are ready, we’re ready.
(Laughter)
Kathryn: Wait, hold on, how far is this, like –
Audrey: Can you feel it?
Kathryn: Yeah.
Audrey: Okay. That’s how far it is.
(Lots of laughter)
Audrey: What, are you asked me how far it, I don’t know how to tell you. That was a reasonable answer.
Kathryn: (laughing) I fucking love you. Oh, my god, I fucking love you. No wait, where are we going from here, because now I’m like all-
Audrey: Oh, um, I don’t know, pull it out, smack my ass, make me wig out
Kathryn: Pull –
Audrey: Or, no no
Kathryn: I
Audrey: No, don’t pull it out, pull like your hand out and smack my ass.
Kathryn: I’m not gonna pull it out.
Audrey: No, your hand, your fucking hand, god.
Kathryn: Shut up. (Pushes Audrey)
Audrey: (Moan) There you go, that’s a good place to start
(Kathryn using right hand to play with Audrey, holds her head with left hand)
(Audrey starts moaning and gasping.)
[Cut to Audrey and Kathryn lying face-to-face on bed]
Kathryn: So was my cunt.
Audrey: We’re even then.
Kathryn: I think I win. (Kissing and making out)
VOC: This is a good place to end for, ‘cause we’ve got um, we’ve got 54 minutes, which is totally awesome, um and also it’s probably about 4:30. So, it’s definitely time to wrap up, uh, and then we’ll do the post-sex interview, which everybody loves-
Audrey: Awesome
Kathryn: Who-hoo
(Laughter)
Kathryn: That actually might have been a cute ending.
VOC: That was really, that was a really good ending, I think that was like a great place to end
(Unintelligible)
Audrey: Just squeeze my tits while we make out at the end a little.
[Cut to 2257 disclaimer]