Transcription of CrashPad’s Guide to Fisting

Lorelei Lee: OK So you have to show me.
Beretta James: OK. I will. It’s totally possible.
Lorelei: I don’t want to hurt you
Beretta: You won’t hurt me, I promise. As long as it’s done right, meaning slowly, everything will be fine. Just here watch this.
Lorelei: OK.
VOICE: And then you want to slide one finger in, very slowly. OK.
VOICE 2: I did it!
VOICE: You did it! How does it feel?
VOICE 2: Um, good. It feels warm.
VOICE: Warm? And not squishy?
VOICE 2: It’s kind of squishy. I thought it was going to be squishy.
VOICE: It should be a little bit squishy. And then you just put another finger in.
VOICE 2: At the same time?
VOICE: At the same time.
VOICE 2: OK.
VOICE: And then you can stick another finger in.
VOICE 2: I’m gunna like put my whole hand in you.
VOICE: If you do, that’s ok.
VOICE 2: OK?
VOICE: Yeah.
VOICE 2: It sounds crazy.
VOICE: I know.
VOICE 2: My God.
VOICE: It’s so crazy.
VOICE 2: Is it OK? I’m afraid I’m gunna hurt you.
VOICE: No you’re not going to hurt me. Trust me.
VOICE 2: Are you sure?
VOICE: Yeah. It’s OK. I’m really tough. I have a really tough vagina.
VOICE 2: I’m scared.
VOICE: Are you trying to stick your whole hand in?
VOICE 2: No.
VOICE: You’re so brave.
VOICE 2: I’m scared.
VOI CE: Here, you kinda want to make it like this.
VOICE 2: Uh-huh.
VOICE: And then just kinda let it slide in. And then it gets inside so you can just curl it
Lorelei: Wait, wait I didn’t see what she did.
Beretta: Here, here I’ll show you. Look, see, just put your hand like this, OK, like a wedge. And then when you get inside, curl your fingers over. Remember to tuck your thumb. We could do that.
Lorelei: Yeah.
Beretta: You could do that. Here, I’ll show you one more.
VOICE: Loosen up. Put your legs down. Better. Legs down! Relax,. Relax.
VOICE 2: Fuck.
VOICE: I said relax.
Lorelei: OH my God, that’s her ass.
Beretta: Yeah. The wedge works for the ass too. And, when you’re in there, you can do stuff like this.
Lorelei: Like that?
Beretta: Yeah. A little bit, a little bit in and out.
Lorelei: What if I don’t do it right?
Beretta: Don’t worry! I’ll let you know. I’ll just, we’ll talk the whole time. I’ll talk you through it.
Lorelei: OK.
Beretta: OK.
Lorelei: Great.
Beretta: Look, here. Watch one more.
GUY: You like that? Oh my god.
GIRL: That’s good. That’s really good. Harder.
GUY: Harder?
GIRL: Harder.
GUY: Just harder? What do you mean just harder?
GIRL: Just harder, not faster.
GUY: OK. You mean harder against your cervix? You gotta, yeah, you gotta show me.
GIRL: Like that?
GUY: Yeah. Like that?
GIRL: Oh fuck, oh. I’m gunna cum.
GUY: OK.
GIRL: Got to catch my breath.
Beretta: Supplies. Lots of lube. Just go slow. Start with just one finger, yeah? That’s good. Yeah, you can put more. There ya go. Yeah, that’s perfect. Oh yeah, that’s good. That feels good. Oh fuck. More fingers.
Lorelei: More?
Beretta: Yeah.
Lorelei: There ya go.
Beretta: Oh yeah. Fuck. Oh fuck. Now you can go deeper. Yeah, right there. Oh fuck. Yeah, just stay right there for a minute. Yeah. Oh there. Oh god, yeah. Oh God. I want you to try. I want you to try. Yes, ok. Oh, there you go. Just go nice and slow. Right there. Oh fuck. Not yet. I was almost there.
Lorelei: Were you [undiscernable]
Beretta: Let’s do something else for a little bit.
Lorelei: OK.
Beretta: OK.
Lorelei: I didn’t hurt you, did I?
Beretta: No, you didn’t hurt me at all. No, it’s ok. Oh come here!