…Mx Kenzi Eris gives Freya Mars the finger(s) “‘I need MORE,’ Freya Mars demands, and I agree! After watching them and Mx Kenzi Eris take turns fucking each other with fingers and strap-ons, you’ll need more of that fun, rough, bratty, switchy deliciousness yourself. Oh, Freya just wants more fingers? Add ‘greedy’ to the deliciousness list!” – Keymaster…

“Wash your hands, while you do a little dance…” While we work on ways to film safely again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad stars. In this edition, we catch up with the mighty Max Madame! Their hand-washing song WILL stick in your head, just as Max’s scene with Barbary Rose will stick in your heart. Now more than ever, we want to thank all our members for your support. Stay safe! Remember to love yourself, and do your part to p…

…La Muxer Diosa answers Zoie Blackheart’s prayers “Oh my Goddess! Magic is in the air when Zoie Blackheart summons La Muxer Diosa with an appealing offering… her body. Together the two cast a spell, with foot worship and candle wax, paddle and dildo… and of course, no spell is complete without a Magic Wand.” – Keymaster…

…James becomes a very cunning linguist under Arabelle’s guidance “Our favorite Francophone Arabelle Raphael is back to play a naughty trick on her student James. At least she sets out to, until a language slip-up reveals what she was really teaching him. Still, you have to admire her cool handling of the situation – when in doubt, make out. Maybe she’ll give me some lessons before my next trip to Paris.” -Keymaster…

…Asteroid and Peyton rough each other up beautifully “Asteroid and Peyton crash each other in delightful ways, spanking, fucking and slapping in turns. Pop quiz! What’s the difference between a meteor and an Asteroid? One’s entered Earth’s atmosphere, while the other is out of this world.” -Keymaster….

The notoriously gorgeous Rozen has found her way into the CrashPad with borrowed key and borrowed girlfriend, Syd. “Oh now it is starting to get very interesting! It looks like Ms. Debowe has borrowed someone’s key and lover. I think Jiz might be a little more than surprised to learn that their ex, current lover and key are all in one very intimate location. With dynamic chemistry, chain reactions are inevitable and in most cases explosive. I thi…

“I don’t doubt for a second that we’re gonna get through this.” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Puppy Chulo reflects on their scene with Izel the Alpha. Remember to love yourself, and do your part to protect yourself, your loved ones, and the marginalized communities impacted most by the pandemic. (And as always, wash those sexy hands!) Now mor…

“I do jerk off every day… a few times a day….” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Unkle Daddy shares favorite behind-the-scenes memories from his scenes with Mr. Pink and ACAB. Turns out you ARE allowed to cuss on set. ;) Remember to love yourself, turn off the news if you need to, and do your part to protect yourself, your loved ones, and the mar…

Halo the GxdBody and La Muxer Diosa cast a spell “‘The impact of our actions is way bigger than either of us,’ Halo the GxdBody tells La Muxer Diosa, as they begin a reparations ritual of sexual magic and magical sex to help heal our wounded world. After outlining what Diosa is open to experiencing as a sub, Halo collars them, cuffs them to the bed, and gets to work with a flogger. With tooth and hand, mouth and dildo, Halo pours energy into Dios…

Tessa Wreck’d catches Selphie Labrys in the act “Oh no! Selphie Labrys is stealing our strap-ons! Burgling our butt plugs! Lifting our lube! Heisting our Hitachi’s! Divesting us of dildos! Thankfully she gets distracted by a second sexy sneak-thief, Tessa Wreck’d. Selphie decides to see how much of the haul will fit in Tessa’s hole, fucking her ass with increasingly-large implements until Tessa flips the script on the rambunctious robber. Wait, w…

Unkle Daddy powers through ACAB “Unkle Daddy needs someone handy to get handsy with, and ACAB’s an eager helper. After some fun with a flogger, candle wax, and clothes pins, Unkle discovers ACAB’s secret project… a cordless, DIY fucking machine! Well, it’s a sawzall with a dildo attached, but you have to admire the ingenuity! Now ACAB’s at the business end of a couple thousand strokes per minute, guided by Unkle’s itchy trigger finger. Now we’re…

“Maybe people now will realize sex workers are essential…” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Halo the GxdBody and La Muxer Diosa share words of hope, encouragement, and care, as well as clips from their favorite episode with Nikki Darling, and from their own episode together. COVID is not over, so take extra care of yourself and loved ones. (And…

…“I have two memorable shoots….” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Barbary Rose shares mental wellness tips, some sexy self-care, and clips from her favorite episodes. Can hand-washing be sexy? The answer is yes! Now more than ever, we want to thank all our members for your support. Stay safe!…

“That kind of self-love is revolutionary…” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Spookyfatbrat reflects on her solo scene from 2019: A celebration of self-care that feels especially pertinent now. Remember to love yourself, and do your part to protect yourself, your loved ones, and the marginalized communities impacted most by the pandemic. (And as a…

…Jiz and Syd, the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards “Hottest Dyke Sex Scene” couple, return to their stomping grounds. “These two bois are amazing to watch in action. So much energy, passion, and raw emotion… I might need to get more cameras installed just to keep up. The chemistry runs high with Syd and Jiz, but it seems pretty volatile. I am very curious to see what comes of this and what the consequences for ‘key borrowing’ will be.” – Keymaster…

Pink and White vixen Dylan Ryan is back and has brought her real-life sweetie Trucker to the sexiest place on earth. “It was no mistake giving that key to Dylan. She is undeniably gorgeous and has no difficulty in getting exactly want she wants. You can image my delight when I turned the cameras on and got an eye full of one of the hottest fuck sessions I’ve seen her in. Something tells me this won’t be the last time she drops… and probably not t…

…Bear barks up the right Tree “Like a modern fable, Bear and Tree are here to please. After grinding on Bear’s girlcock, Tree fists herself while Bear looks on. Tree then fucks herself until she comes on Bear’s fur. Turns out if a Tree comes in the Crash Pad, everyone’s around to hear it.” — Keymaster…

Jeannie Wight grabs a fistful of Sweetest Kandy “Jeannie Wight knows to truly satiate a sweet tooth, and it’s not with sweet candy, or even sweeter candy. You need Sweetest Kandy, and Jeannie gets her fill before getting filled, with fingers and a strap-on. But sugary switch energy abounds, and soon Kandy’s screaming and coming on Jeannie’s fist. So what’s the real difference between candy and Kandy? You can eat Kandy all you want without a singl…

“I do hope you are taking care of yourself in this really fucking weird ass time…” While we work on ways to film safely again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad stars. In this edition, we hear from one of CrashPadSeries’ most prolific performers: Cinnamon Maxxine! After reflecting on their fav memories from our set, we take a literal look back at a few of Cinnamon’s absolutely arousing appearances. Now more than ever, we want to…

“I could see her coming back to the bed with handful of hand sanitizer….” While we work on ways to film safely again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad stars. In this edition, we hear from porn all-star James Darling! After sharing a story about why you should CLEARLY LABEL your lube and hand sanitizer, we go waaaaaay back to revisit James’ hot’n’heavy scene with Arabelle Raphael. Now more than ever, we want to thank all our memb…

…Golden Curlz practices self-love “Self-care and sex work go hand-in-hand, and after a negative experience with a client, Golden Curlz is ready to clear her mind and fill her holes. She sheds the memory like she sheds her sweaty body stocking… and a little assistance from a Magic Wand helps too. We all have bad days at work, and we all deserve to love ourselves.” – Keymaster…

…Papi Femme lets April Flores loose “What’s hotter than April Flores in fishnets? Papi Femme cutting off April Flores’ fishnets! Papi gets his well-lubed hands on April’s pussy, and then his cock, and then an nJoy Pure Wand, and then his… well, you get the idea. A blowjob and many orgasms later, this Femme4femme fantasy is finished, but the legend lives on.” – Keymaster…

Mistress Tom DeFun and Blair Switch take it easy “Last we saw Blair Switch, mean Mistress Tom DeFun was punishing her ass – literally. This time, the cute couple show a softer side… even if those sides get tickled a little. After going down on each other, the Mistress requests a Magic Wand while Blair fucks her. Then it’s Blair’s turn to vibe out with a vibrator, and her Mistresses’ mouth. It’s a pairing almost as sweet as the couple themselves.”…

James Darling rides Janie Blade hard and puts her away wet “When James Darling and Janie Blade unlock the door, the CrashPad’s key turns for the 300th time. Three Hundred! It’s been a wild ride… speaking of, James turns Janie into his personal pony princess, giving her a pretty pastel horse tail butt plug before spanking her ass pink. Janie’s been naughty enough to warrant a flogging, after which James pounds her pussy while stroking her off. A p…

…Ruby Riots and Zoie Blackheart double down “Porn may be a visual medium, but when Ruby Riots and Zoie Blackheart play, it’s also an aural treat. The clatter of chains and clanking of locks, the slaps and squeals of a good spanking, the delightful squishy sounds of a shared double dildo… the CrashPad is alive with the sound of hot queer sex!” – Keymaster…

…Adina gets spicy with Saffron “Fortune favors the feisty, as we focus on Adina and Saffron once more! It’s a beautiful back-and-forth as they alternate between going down and getting on top. Adina fingers Saffron ’til they’re soaked and all set to 69 (nice). The room may be cold, but these two are as hot as ever!” – Keymaster…

…Daizy Blaze sizes Byron DuBois up “Sometimes you want a happy meal, sometimes you wanna super size it! After blowing Daizy Blaze with a Magic Wand for assistance, Byron DuBois opts for the big guns, taking a glass dildo the size of their forearm. These two are so cute together, it makes my heart feel as full as Byron’s pussy.” – Keymaster…

…Adina and Saffron spice things up “Season’s Greetings! Speaking of, Adina’s seasoning the CrashPad with Saffron, interrupting their relevant reading to spank, flog, fuck, and finger them. I don’t know about you, but this rough butch-on-butch action is making MY holiday merry and bright. And flavorful!” – Keymaster…

Tender Furiosa gives Maggie McMuffin a boost “Tender Furiosa is a femme force-of-nature, picking Maggie McMuffin up before throwing her on the bed. After kissing and nibbling all over (including her feet), Tender eats Maggie out. Switching it up, Maggie teases Tender with a Magic Wand and gives her clit some well-deserved attention. Then Tender finger-fucks Maggie into an orgasm that has her flying higher than Mario with a P-Wing… now there’s a f…

Valerie Paige rubs Jacquie Blu the right way. “Valerie Paige is a masseuse with some pent-up tension of her own, as Jacquie Blu soon learns. It’s no knotted muscle, though, and when a gentle rub-down turns into a deep tissue massage, the emphasis is on ‘deep.’ Jacquie takes Valerie’s strap-on in her ass like a pro – so much so Valerie switches to a bigger cock to really work out those kinks. I think Valerie deserves a tip as big as the one she pu…

…Max Madame pets Lez Purr “Lez Purr is a purrfect guest for the Crash Pad, receiving a high-impact welcome from Max Madame. After spanks and a thrashing with some latex, Max puts on the gloves to finger Lez ’til they come. Switching it up, Max directs Lez in how to fist them. Communication is key to coming!” – Keymaster…

…Dylan Ryan and T.Pfister soak the sheets “Dylan Ryan needs no introduction, and when she brings T.Pfister to the CrashPad you know she’ll live up to her name! After bending Dylan over and eating her ass, T.Pfister fingerfucks her until she squirts all over the bed. Later Dylan rides T.Pfister’s whole hand for another mattress-wrecking orgasm, before changing saddles and sitting on her face. Whelp, guess I’m doing laundry today.” -Keymaster…

…Sir Jameson howls at Leo Moon “If there’s a merit badge for beating and eating Leo Moon’s ass, Sir Jameson’s earned it. But despite dressing for the role, he’s no boy scout, and after fucking Leo’s face, the two jerk off together in a delightful display of hardbutch-on-softbutch action. This scene will make you one happy camper… Scout’s Honor!” – Keymaster…

…Selphie Labrys and Tessa Wreck’d dream big “I know Selphie Labrys and Tessa Wreck’d are dreamy, but are they IN a dream? Pinching is the traditional method to wake up, but slapping each other? How about fucking? Selphie spanks and eats Tessa’s ass before inserting a butt plug. That doesn’t wake her up, so Tessa tries pounding Selphie with a strap-on. Hmmm… maybe I’m the one dreaming? If so, let me sleep in!” – Keymaster…

Mistress Tom DeFun disciplines Blair Switch “Honestly, how can Mistress Tom DeFun appreciate a good book when her sub can’t even keep her stockings sorted? When she spots a hole in Blair’s stockings… well, that’s not the only hole Blair has, and soon DeFun’s fingers are fucking the trussed-up tart. Blair can’t even maintain proper diction while getting stroked off with a vibrator up her butt… how disgraceful! Then again… Mistress deFun’s punishme…

Vivi Marie haunts Sal Marquez “Sexy supernatural shenanigans! Sal Marquez is visited by the Ghost of Humility (who looks an awful lot like Vivi Marie to me), here to slap his pretty face in punishment for his vanity. After spanking his ass ’til it glows, the Ghost taunts Sal’s cock with a hook and pinwheel. Some spoooooky sixty-nine occurs, and then the penalizing poltergeist pegs Sal’s butt with a scaaaarrry strap-on. Some people say that late a…

C’est La Vie and Cinnamon Maxxine team up on Beating Hart “I’m no electrician, but I can recognize a three-way switch when I see one! Cinnamon Maxxine looks on as C’est La Vie tenderizes Beating Hart for them, before joining in to double-flog and double-Magic-Wand the spicy sub. But then Cinnamon takes charge to fuck a messy, squirty orgasm out of C’est as well… before it all swaps out and Hart’s fisting Cinnamon and C’est at the same time! It al…

Arabelle Raphael and Barbary Rose break every rule “This week, we join Arabelle and Barbary as they demonstrate the do’s and don’t’s of proper social distancing. DO: Practice dirty talk, mutual masturbation, and use of sex toys as proxies (like when Barbary deep-throats a dildo)! DON’T: Do all those things thigh-to-thigh, while fingering and fisting each other, dripping spit all over yourself, before giving up and just making out. Don’t, uh… don’…

…Izel the Alpha whips it out for Puppy Chulo “Puppy Chulo is in for some sweet sensations from Izel the Alpha’s loving lash. After showing off their new lingerie, Puppy lays back and receives Izel’s kisses, bites, and licks. Izel happily delivers whatever Puppy asks for, be it kisses on their impact-brightened butt or fingers in their hole. Communication is key, and these two have it mastered… does that make them Keymasters too?” – Keymaster…