Tessa Wreck’d catches Selphie Labrys in the act “Oh no! Selphie Labrys is stealing our strap-ons! Burgling our butt plugs! Lifting our lube! Heisting our Hitachi’s! Divesting us of dildos! Thankfully she gets distracted by a second sexy sneak-thief, Tessa Wreck’d. Selphie decides to see how much of the haul will fit in Tessa’s hole, fucking her ass with increasingly-large implements until Tessa flips the script on the rambunctious robber. Wait, w…

“I don’t doubt for a second that we’re gonna get through this.” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Puppy Chulo reflects on their scene with Izel the Alpha. Remember to love yourself, and do your part to protect yourself, your loved ones, and the marginalized communities impacted most by the pandemic. (And as always, wash those sexy hands!) Now mor…

“I do jerk off every day… a few times a day….” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Unkle Daddy shares favorite behind-the-scenes memories from his scenes with Mr. Pink and ACAB. Turns out you ARE allowed to cuss on set. ;) Remember to love yourself, turn off the news if you need to, and do your part to protect yourself, your loved ones, and the mar…

…Asteroid and Peyton rough each other up beautifully “Asteroid and Peyton crash each other in delightful ways, spanking, fucking and slapping in turns. Pop quiz! What’s the difference between a meteor and an Asteroid? One’s entered Earth’s atmosphere, while the other is out of this world.” -Keymaster….

Halo the GxdBody and La Muxer Diosa cast a spell “‘The impact of our actions is way bigger than either of us,’ Halo the GxdBody tells La Muxer Diosa, as they begin a reparations ritual of sexual magic and magical sex to help heal our wounded world. After outlining what Diosa is open to experiencing as a sub, Halo collars them, cuffs them to the bed, and gets to work with a flogger. With tooth and hand, mouth and dildo, Halo pours energy into Dios…

Unkle Daddy powers through ACAB “Unkle Daddy needs someone handy to get handsy with, and ACAB’s an eager helper. After some fun with a flogger, candle wax, and clothes pins, Unkle discovers ACAB’s secret project… a cordless, DIY fucking machine! Well, it’s a sawzall with a dildo attached, but you have to admire the ingenuity! Now ACAB’s at the business end of a couple thousand strokes per minute, guided by Unkle’s itchy trigger finger. Now we’re…

“I do hope you are taking care of yourself in this really fucking weird ass time…” While we work on ways to film safely again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad stars. In this edition, we hear from one of CrashPadSeries’ most prolific performers: Cinnamon Maxxine! After reflecting on their fav memories from our set, we take a literal look back at a few of Cinnamon’s absolutely arousing appearances. Now more than ever, we want to…

…Sir Jameson howls at Leo Moon “If there’s a merit badge for beating and eating Leo Moon’s ass, Sir Jameson’s earned it. But despite dressing for the role, he’s no boy scout, and after fucking Leo’s face, the two jerk off together in a delightful display of hardbutch-on-softbutch action. This scene will make you one happy camper… Scout’s Honor!” – Keymaster…

“That kind of self-love is revolutionary…” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Spookyfatbrat reflects on her solo scene from 2019: A celebration of self-care that feels especially pertinent now. Remember to love yourself, and do your part to protect yourself, your loved ones, and the marginalized communities impacted most by the pandemic. (And as a…

…Mx Kenzi Eris gives Freya Mars the finger(s) “‘I need MORE,’ Freya Mars demands, and I agree! After watching them and Mx Kenzi Eris take turns fucking each other with fingers and strap-ons, you’ll need more of that fun, rough, bratty, switchy deliciousness yourself. Oh, Freya just wants more fingers? Add ‘greedy’ to the deliciousness list!” – Keymaster…

Mistress Tom deFun disciplines Blair “Honestly, how can Mistress Tom deFun appreciate a good book when her sub can’t even keep her stockings sorted? When she spots a hole in Blair’s stockings… well, that’s not the only hole Blair has, and soon DeFun’s fingers are fucking the trussed-up tart. Blair can’t even maintain proper diction while getting stroked off with a vibrator up her butt… how disgraceful! Then again… Mistress deFun’s punishment seem…

Arabelle Raphael and Barbary Rose break every rule “This week, we join Arabelle and Barbary as they demonstrate the do’s and don’t’s of proper social distancing. DO: Practice dirty talk, mutual masturbation, and use of sex toys as proxies (like when Barbary deep-throats a dildo)! DON’T: Do all those things thigh-to-thigh, while fingering and fisting each other, dripping spit all over yourself, before giving up and just making out. Don’t, uh… don’…

C’est La Vie and Cinnamon Maxxine team up on Beating Hart “I’m no electrician, but I can recognize a three-way switch when I see one! Cinnamon Maxxine looks on as C’est La Vie tenderizes Beating Hart for them, before joining in to double-flog and double-Magic-Wand the spicy sub. But then Cinnamon takes charge to fuck a messy, squirty orgasm out of C’est as well… before it all swaps out and Hart’s fisting Cinnamon and C’est at the same time! It al…

James Darling rides Janie Blade hard and puts her away wet “When James Darling and Janie Blade unlock the door, the CrashPad’s key turns for the 300th time. Three Hundred! It’s been a wild ride… speaking of, James turns Janie into his personal pony princess, giving her a pretty pastel horse tail butt plug before spanking her ass pink. Janie’s been naughty enough to warrant a flogging, after which James pounds her pussy while stroking her off. A p…

…Dylan Ryan and T.Pfister soak the sheets “Dylan Ryan needs no introduction, and when she brings T.Pfister to the CrashPad you know she’ll live up to her name! After bending Dylan over and eating her ass, T.Pfister fingerfucks her until she squirts all over the bed. Later Dylan rides T.Pfister’s whole hand for another mattress-wrecking orgasm, before changing saddles and sitting on her face. Whelp, guess I’m doing laundry today.” -Keymaster…

…Adina and Saffron spice things up “Season’s Greetings! Speaking of, Adina’s seasoning the CrashPad with Saffron, interrupting their relevant reading to spank, flog, fuck, and finger them. I don’t know about you, but this rough butch-on-butch action is making MY holiday merry and bright. And flavorful!” – Keymaster…

…Ruby Riots and Zoie Blackheart double down “Porn may be a visual medium, but when Ruby Riots and Zoie Blackheart play, it’s also an aural treat. The clatter of chains and clanking of locks, the slaps and squeals of a good spanking, the delightful squishy sounds of a shared double dildo… the CrashPad is alive with the sound of hot queer sex!” – Keymaster…

Jeannie Wight grabs a fistful of Sweetest Kandy “Jeannie Wight knows to truly satiate a sweet tooth, and it’s not with sweet candy, or even sweeter candy. You need Sweetest Kandy, and Jeannie gets her fill before getting filled, with fingers and a strap-on. But sugary switch energy abounds, and soon Kandy’s screaming and coming on Jeannie’s fist. So what’s the real difference between candy and Kandy? You can eat Kandy all you want without a singl…

…Golden Curlz practices self-love “Self-care and sex work go hand-in-hand, and after a negative experience with a client, Golden Curlz is ready to clear her mind and fill her holes. She sheds the memory like she sheds her sweaty body stocking… and a little assistance from a Magic Wand helps too. We all have bad days at work, and we all deserve to love ourselves.” – Keymaster…

“Maybe people now will realize sex workers are essential…” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Halo the GxdBody and La Muxer Diosa share words of hope, encouragement, and care, as well as clips from their favorite episode with Nikki Darling, and from their own episode together. COVID is not over, so take extra care of yourself and loved ones. (And…

…Papi Femme lets April Flores loose “What’s hotter than April Flores in fishnets? Papi Femme cutting off April Flores’ fishnets! Papi gets his well-lubed hands on April’s pussy, and then his cock, and then an nJoy Pure Wand, and then his… well, you get the idea. A blowjob and many orgasms later, this Femme4femme fantasy is finished, but the legend lives on.” – Keymaster…

Tender Furiosa gives Maggie McMuffin a boost “Tender Furiosa is a femme force-of-nature, picking Maggie McMuffin up before throwing her on the bed. After kissing and nibbling all over (including her feet), Tender eats Maggie out. Switching it up, Maggie teases Tender with a Magic Wand and gives her clit some well-deserved attention. Then Tender finger-fucks Maggie into an orgasm that has her flying higher than Mario with a P-Wing… now there’s a f…

Pink and White vixen Dylan Ryan is back and has brought her real-life sweetie Trucker to the sexiest place on earth. “It was no mistake giving that key to Dylan. She is undeniably gorgeous and has no difficulty in getting exactly want she wants. You can image my delight when I turned the cameras on and got an eye full of one of the hottest fuck sessions I’ve seen her in. Something tells me this won’t be the last time she drops… and probably not t…

…Max Madame pets Lez Purr “Lez Purr is a purrfect guest for the Crash Pad, receiving a high-impact welcome from Max Madame. After spanks and a thrashing with some latex, Max puts on the gloves to finger Lez ’til they come. Switching it up, Max directs Lez in how to fist them. Communication is key to coming!” – Keymaster…

…“I have two memorable shoots….” While we all wait for it to become safe to shoot again, join us as we check in with your favorite CrashPad performers. In this edition, Barbary Rose shares mental wellness tips, some sexy self-care, and clips from her favorite episodes. Can hand-washing be sexy? The answer is yes! Now more than ever, we want to thank all our members for your support. Stay safe!…

Valerie Paige rubs Jacquie Blu the right way. “Valerie Paige is a masseuse with some pent-up tension of her own, as Jacquie Blu soon learns. It’s no knotted muscle, though, and when a gentle rub-down turns into a deep tissue massage, the emphasis is on ‘deep.’ Jacquie takes Valerie’s strap-on in her ass like a pro – so much so Valerie switches to a bigger cock to really work out those kinks. I think Valerie deserves a tip as big as the one she pu…

…Daizy Blaze sizes Byron DuBois up “Sometimes you want a happy meal, sometimes you wanna super size it! After blowing Daizy Blaze with a Magic Wand for assistance, Byron DuBois opts for the big guns, taking a glass dildo the size of their forearm. These two are so cute together, it makes my heart feel as full as Byron’s pussy.” – Keymaster…