Voice off Camera: k, gotcha… hold on. Okay. Alright so we’re going to start with the door closed, you’ll hear me call action then come on in. Oh, that door.

VOC: Can we bind that door?

VOC: Well yeah, sure.

VOC: Okay. For real?

VOC: It’d be funny.

VOC: Okay, alright. And action.

INTERVIEW

J-BIRD: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

BHUMA: I liked it… it was good. I really liked being able to beat you up a little bit for being late… get back at you. And… yeah. How’d you like the shoot?

J-BIRD: I liked it a lot… um, first time anyone’s ever hit me with my own shoes, which was really awesome actually. Um… yeah… and uh… I haven’t sweated that much in like years, I think, so yeah it was really good. Slip and slide almost.

BHUMA: mm-hmm, it was slippery.

SCENE

BHUMA: Now you woke me up, better make it worth it.

J-BIRD: Good try. No shoes on the bed?

BHUMA: No shoes on the bed. Last time you’re going to be late, huh?

J-BIRD: I’ll try really hard next time.

INTERVIEW

J-BIRD: What did you find challenging about the shoot?

BHUMA: Got to think about that for a second. I found… oh yeah, the length. I could’ve gone a lot longer. It was really quick… I felt like two minutes had gone by, kind of thing.

J-BIRD: Wow…

BHUMA: So, it was hard to stop and… stop. Yeah, that was challenging, stopping.

J-BIRD: Yeah.

BHUMA: How about for you? What was challenging about the shoot?

J-BIRD: I think that’s the opposite of my challenge. For some reason it felt longer… I’m not quite sure why. Maybe it was like lengthwise was longer than any other shoots I’ve done in the Crash Pad but… yeah… that’s really funny.

SCENE

VOC: Sorry, hold you guys..

J-BIRD: It’s okay, it’s okay.

VOC: Stop, stop, stop.

VOC: Do you want to get a bigger size, we have a bigger one.

VOC: Oh yeah, do you need a large?

BHUMA: I don’t think so, I think my hands are just super sweaty.

VOC: Sometimes if you blow in it before you…

VOC: That’s what they said…

VOC: That’s what he said…

J-BIRD: Oh my god, it’s so hot.

BHUMA: Yeah, you’re sweaty.

VOC: You guys want some water or anything?

BHUMA: I’m good.

INTERVIEW

J-BIRD: So, if you’ve done porn before, why do you keep performing?

BHUMA: I see porn, this kind of porn, as a really powerful way of activism and like a really amazing and intense way to express sexuality and to share that with people to enjoy and feel pleasure and to expand what our ideas are about sex.

J-BIRD: Cool.

BHUMA: Why do you keep continuing porning?

J-BIRD: I liked your answer, so I’m going to bounce off of that one. Yeah, I mean, I didn’t know that queer porn existed for a really long time, and the fact that not only do I get to watch it and enjoy it, but also be a part of that is really powerful, like you said. And it’s always going to be different every time, and I really appreciate that and I like that my gender and sexual identity can shift and have, kind of like, I can see myself in different scenes and see how like I’ve grown more comfortable or maybe not… or I don’t know, it just… it’s kind of cool to see that. Anything else you want to say, that pressing matter?

VOC: Closing statements.

BHUMA: Yeah, I was super into the sleeping thing. I said before, I’m always the first one to wake up and the first one to be turned on. It was nice to just lay there and be woken by someone’s touch. Yeah, I had a lot of fun playing with that.

J-BIRD: Cool. My closing statement is bay queer should really work on being on time.

BHUMA: I agree. Or be prepared for the treatment when they’re late.

J-BIRD: Okay, okay… yeah. Then they’re going to always be late.

BHUMA: That’s true. Alright, take it away, don’t be late.

J-BIRD: k..

VOC: Awesome. Thanks guys, that was awesome.

EVERYONE IN UNISON: yayy…