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(Pink age disclaimer on a black background reading “All performers were 18 years of age or older at the time of the productions dating from May 12th 2007 (5/12/07) to the present date. All documentation per 18 USC 2257 is maintained by the custodian of the records L. Hudson, 2525 16th st. 4th flr, San Francisco Ca, 94103. Not to be viewed by minors”)

(Rozen looks around)
(Voices inaudible off camera)
(Syd picks up the phone)
Syd: hello?
Voice on phone: You stole my fucking key!
Syd: How’d you know I was here?
Voice on phone: Who are you there with?
Syd: Nobody
(jump to shot of Syd and Rozen kissing)
Syd: The cock?
Offscreen: Yeah, hold on.
(laughter)
Syd: Uh… how many people does it take to put a cock on?
(more laughter)
Syd: Sara, was your phone going off by chance? tThere was a like a ‘bloo-blooo’ sound. (to Rozen) do you need help?
Rozen: Yeah
(Syd goes over to help)
Offscreen: You got it?
Syd: Yeah
Rozen: I’m like, cock down
Offscreen: Okay
Offscreen: Is it tight enough?
(laughter, inaudible)
Offscreen: Mega close.
Syd: Okay
Rozen: Okay
Offscreen: This is going to be a claustrophobic shoot. And a little bit more from this angle–
Syd- Do you want us to cheat more?
Offscreen: No, not you…Okay, so, there we go
Rozen: (inaudible, maybe “my vagina hurts”?)
Syd: sorry
(laughter; inaudible offscreen)
Offscreen: action
(jump)
Offscreen: You can start with like an extreme closeup–
Syd: I have a condom in my pocket
Offscreen: Mhm.
Syd: Slthough it’s my cock so whatever, right?
Offscreen: It’s your cock…okay, and ready and action
(Syd sucks the cock; jump)
Offscreen: Hold up you guys…we’re gonna cheat you, and I’m gonna get an extreme close up on faces when we move the…and rolling, and action
Rozen: Well, I mean, if you can ejaculate from this position, then I really don’t–
Syd: Well not upside down, but I’m gonna push you over.
Rozen: Okay.
Offscreen: How many pumps do you want? pile drive!
Offscreen: Oh god.
Offscreen: (joking tone) Five pumps and then turn her over
Offscreen: right, oh God
Offscreen: It’s your call
Rozen: You have a really long torso
Offscreen: It’s totally satirical
Offscreen: Okay, and ready– and action
(shots of sex)
(shot of age disclaimer)