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(Intro music)

Tali: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

Zelda: It was really nice. I enjoyed it quite a lot. How about you?

Tali: I had a really nice time with you.

Zelda: That’s great.

Tali: So what did you find challenging?

Zelda: Nothing. It was great. I mean…No complaints here. There was some traffic on the way in but that was about it!

Zelda: Was there anything challenging about today’s shoot for you?

Tali:  Yeah, I think that getting out of my head about it and being like I’m just here to have sex with my girlfriend  instead of like, I am putting on a performance for an audience… it was just kind of like, oh we’re just here to have a nice time with each other. It’s different.

Zelda: That’s nice.

Tali: What are… (laughs)… what are… We don’t use condoms…

Zelda: Yeah, but we also… I don’t know…

Tali: – don’t have sex with a lot of other people.

Zelda: Yeah. So. Celibacy. … Is abstinence. “Abstinence only” is how we promote…

Tali: – saving ourselves for marriage.

Zelda:  Yeah.

(both) Saving Ourselves.

For the marriage… Yeah.

Zelda: For cisgender and heterosexual marriage.

Tali: But how we, how I, engage in safer sex practices is keeping an eye on my HSV-2. So I don’t cause any problems

Zelda: – I just get tested, regularly.

Tali: Yeah, me too.

Zelda: It’s great. You should get tested.

Zelda: If you have done porn in the past, why do you continue to do porn? And if you haven’t done porn, why did you come in today?

Tali: Okay.I’ve done a little bit in the past. Not a lot. And I continue to do it, if I can because I really like my body and I really like that other people like my body, and it’s a nice way to get compensated  for liking my body and showing it off.  I think it’s fun. You?

Zelda: I just think it’s fun. I like sex.

Tali: Yeah.

Zelda:  And I like money.

Yeah!

So… 

(in unison) put them together…

Profit!

Wonder twins, activate!

Zelda: That’s why I like porn. Sex and money. Yeah.

Tali: What has your favorite thing been about quarantine?

Zelda: When it was over.

(laughs) 

Zelda: What was your favorite thing about quarantine?

Tali: I did really like all the alone time that I got. Without a lot of pressure to like not… Hey. 

Zelda: What? There was so much alone time though. There was two years of alone time!

Tali: Yeah! I got to go on so many hikes and look at so many plants and touch so many bugs! It was the best!

Zelda: Can’t do that that often now.

Tali: No… Yeah. So… Also there was like –

Zelda: – No bug touching now!

Tali: But there was that point, too, where there was no one on the streets and the climate got a little bit better for like 5 seconds.

Zelda: There was no smog in LA 

Tali: – for like half an hour. It was lovely.

Zelda: And no traffic.

Tali: That was really nice.

Zelda: I love CrashPad! Give them your money!

(laughs)

Tali: Um… I’m good!

(Ava, off camera) All right! Thank you very much! Hard part’s over.

Tali: I do love CrashPad… (laughs)