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Blair: [mumbles] I’m sorry Mistress

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I suppose it helps to take the

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Mistress Icona DeFun: lid off.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Movie Magic.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Roll 35. Take one scene one.

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[off camera] Shine Louise Houston: Oh, God. Roll
thirty five?!

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Blair: Oh, no.

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Blair: [sneezes]

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Bless you, my love.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: That was very cute.

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Blair: Anyway.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: How was

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Mistress Icona DeFun: the shoot, my darling?

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Blair: Aaahh.

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Blair: It was, and continues to be, quite nice.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I agree.

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Blair: And for you?

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Mistress Icona DeFun: It was absolutely fantastic.

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Blair: Yeah?

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I’ve been looking forward to

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Mistress Icona DeFun: this all week and there’s not

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Mistress Icona DeFun: a person that I would prefer to

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Mistress Icona DeFun: do it with. No.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Maybe Ella Hollywood.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I’m kidding!

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Blair: What was challenging about the shoot, if

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Blair: anything? I mean, I thought you killed it.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Shut up.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: That wasn’t an order.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I was just getting in my head a
lot.

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Blair: Mm hmm.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Which, you know, is natural on

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Mistress Icona DeFun: camera.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: And I was worried. I was taking
a lot

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Mistress Icona DeFun: of time, like way too much

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Mistress Icona DeFun: time to do anything.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Not realizing that it probably

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Mistress Icona DeFun: all goes into B roll anyway.

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Blair: One of the challenging things was trying to

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Blair: actually like say what you wanted

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Blair: me to say while you were

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Blair: finger-fucking me. And I could not.

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Blair: I could not.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: What do you think I should do?

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Blair: [mumbles]

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I can totally understand what

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Mistress Icona DeFun: you’re saying.

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Blair: [mumbles]

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Diction, my love.

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Blair: [mumbles] I’m sorry Mistress.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: You’re sorry? What are you

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Mistress Icona DeFun: sorry for?

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Blair: Oh, oh, oh,

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Blair: oh, oh, oh,

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Blair: oh.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: What are you sorry for?

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Blair: [mumbles]

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I

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Mistress Icona DeFun: didn’t catch a word…try
again.

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Blair: [mumbles]

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Mistress Icona DeFun: What’s that you’re saying, my
love?

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Blair: What are our safer sex

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Blair: practices?

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Always having rope scissors on

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Mistress Icona DeFun: hand.

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Blair: Yes.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: That is key.

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Blair: It should be noted that for us, rope

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Blair: is usually included in sex.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Yes.

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Blair: And the fact that we are fluid-bonded, you

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Blair: know, we are dedicated partners.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Being sexually open, I

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Mistress Icona DeFun: always make sure to wear

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Mistress Icona DeFun: condoms with any other
partners.

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Blair: But even with like like fingering today

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Blair: was done with gloves.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Yeah.

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Blair: Because it’s just a good idea.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I don’t want to play with your

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Mistress Icona DeFun: visitors.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I don’t want to see who’s
knocking

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Mistress Icona DeFun: at the back door.

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Blair: Well, that’d be you.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Ding-dong,

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Mrs. Governor…

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Mistress Icona DeFun: any body home?

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Blair: Speaking some Italian…

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Mistress Icona DeFun: …I

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Mistress Icona DeFun: recently came up with the

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Mistress Icona DeFun: worst euphemism for blowjobs.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: While I was high with you.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Of “hey, babe, want me to

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Mistress Icona DeFun: speak some of the old Italian

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Mistress Icona DeFun: to your undercarriage?”

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Mistress Icona DeFun: So next question?

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Have

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Mistress Icona DeFun: you done important before?

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Blair: Yes, I have a profile on CrashPad.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Wow!

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Blair: I have done one shoot before.

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Blair: I find that it’s

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Blair: actually a really fun bonding experience to

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Blair: do something so, you know,

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Blair: intimate and also entertaining

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Blair: and sort of just like try new things with

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Blair: a partner of mine. And I was really,

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Blair: I am incredibly happy that I get to, that

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Blair: I get to experience this with you.

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Blair: I get to go through it and

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Blair: you have not done

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Blair: porn before.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: No.

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Blair: What made you want to do it and

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Blair: what made you want to do with me?

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Mistress Icona DeFun: CrashPad is what inspired me

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Mistress Icona DeFun: to get into porn forever ago.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: That website comic, Oh Joy Sex

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Toy, did a comic

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Mistress Icona DeFun: about CrashPad and I used to

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Mistress Icona DeFun: follow that pretty religiously

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Mistress Icona DeFun: back in..

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Blair: The day.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Mid-to-late college.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: When I first found out about

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Mistress Icona DeFun: CrashPad, I was like, Oh,

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Mistress Icona DeFun: that’s so cool. I would love

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Mistress Icona DeFun: to be on CrashPad, but I

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Mistress Icona DeFun: don’t think I have like the

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Mistress Icona DeFun: body or the looks for it.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: And it wasn’t until like

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Mistress Icona DeFun: recently a year

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Mistress Icona DeFun: on hormones and

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Mistress Icona DeFun: just kind of learning to love

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Mistress Icona DeFun: myself was I like,

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Mistress Icona DeFun: you know what?

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I think I am sexy enough to be

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Mistress Icona DeFun: on camera.

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Blair: I’m sorry Mistress.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Much too late for that.

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Blair: Oh, oh,

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Blair: oh, oh, oh,

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Blair: oh, oh,

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Blair: oh,

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Blair: oh,

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Blair: oh!

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Blair: Mmm…

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Blair: Oh, oh!

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Mistress Icona DeFun: For all this moaning and
complaining,

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Mistress Icona DeFun: you’re pretty hard.

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Blair: Yes, Mistress.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Are you enjoying this?

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Blair: I am Mistress.

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Blair: Oh,

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Blair: yes. I am Mistress. I am, I am.

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Blair: I am.

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Blair: That feels so good.

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Mistress Icona DeFun: I bet it is.

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Blair: At a certain point, it just sort of

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Blair: becomes, “hey,

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Blair: I’m having pretty great sex with

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Blair: my girlfriend and I hope that

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Blair: other people get off as much as I did.”

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Mistress Icona DeFun: Me too.