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Dylan Ryan: Yeah.

Crew: You got me.

Shine Louise Houston: Yep, I got you.

Crew: Okay.

T. Pfister: How’d you enjoy the shoot.

Dylan Ryan: It was fantastic. It was really, really fun. I mean, I came three times, so I’m very happy. I’m very happy about that. And I squirted a lot, which I’m also very happy about and I really like having sex with you.

T. Pfister: – impressive amounts of squirt.

Dylan Ryan: So that’s fun.

T. Pfister: I love fucking you, baby.

Dylan Ryan: It was great. Cause I was like “I don’t know what
we’re gonna do. We’ll see and get into it and –

T. Pfister: Vibe it out.

Dylan Ryan: – It was great.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah. And I was one to sit on your face so I was happy about that.

T. Pfister: I love that.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah. I feel like I got to do everything I want to do. How was the shoot for you?

T. Pfister: It was great for me. I mean, when you’re happy, I’m happy. And, you know, I just felt like we were in our groove. Like we always are. Feels nice.

Dylan Ryan: Was there anything you didn’t get to do? You want to say?

T. Pfister: No, no. I mean, I. Yeah, it was great for me. Yeah. I love fisting you. And tasting you and watching you, squirt.

Dylan Ryan: And we got really sweet with each other.

T. Pfister: We did. I felt like it was very sweet. I was like, oh, I want to slap you. Oh, it’s OK. I love you.

Dylan Ryan: I know. It’s like we’re smooching a lot. This is very romantic. I love you.

T. Pfister: Yeah, it was a few romantic, romancy and cute.

Dylan Ryan: This is great. And also dirty, but very sweet.

T. Pfister: Yeah. I always feel dirty about you though. That’s true.

Dylan Ryan: What was challenging, if anything.

T. Pfister: Felt pretty smooth for me. Yeah. Sometimes maneuvering you around with the belly, I want to just try to be conscious of that, but they’re not easy and smooth.

Dylan Ryan: You did a great job.

T. Pfister: Thanks. Yeah. I like that you are able to kind of dictate where you need to move and how you need to move. You know, I feel like it’s more of that when you’re pregnant, which is totally fine. But yeah, yeah, I’m good that you take control in that way. And it makes my job a little easier, too.

Dylan Ryan: It’s nice that bed has a headboard, that’s always helpful.

T. Pfister: Totally. I know.

Dylan Ryan: That’s great.

T. Pfister: It’s good. Was comfortable.

Dylan Ryan: I was only challenged by just trying not to fuck up the bed with squirt.

T. Pfister: Like literally the first one minute.

Dylan Ryan: As soon as you were inside me, I was like, “OK well…” And you like “Give it to me. I want it.” I was like, “No…”

T. Pfister: Cause I don’t care if you mess it up.

Dylan Ryan: I know, but you know I’ve said this before. It just gets so cold.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: But then it’s like “This is really hot. The sex are having, and also the bed is freezing wet.”

T. Pfister: Totally.

Dylan Ryan: Cause of it. So I tried to like move us down and then move us around, but I
ended up coming everywhere.

T. Pfister: But like when we’re not in our bed, I’m like, “Yeah, squirt all over everything.”

Dylan Ryan: I know, it’s true. I should always just like have sex on the floor.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Or in other places where you can’t mess things up too much.

T. Pfister: I think we get it done.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah, that’s great. But I don’t think anything else was really challenging. You’re right. Positioning is different, but it’s getting fisting while on top like that.

T. Pfister: That was nice. With your leg up like that was like the perfect angle.

Dylan Ryan: We got to do that more often.

T. Pfister: It felt like you like sucked my hand up inside of you. And then like when I describe it as like when I kind of pull on your G-spot a little bit, it almost feels like like you’re pulling with me and, you know, like it’s not ready to like let the fist come out yet.

Dylan Ryan: That’s true. I thought it felt really good, but it also made me think about that birth class. Where was like the “Captain Morgan” position, the leg up, and the pelvis opens. So I was like I want your whole fist so how can I open my pelvis? And I was like, yeah, I got up.

T. Pfister: Yeah. Turns out fisting-positive positions are great for child-birthing.

Dylan Ryan: I was like, don’t you suppose the positions that get the fist in there and maybe get the baby out of there?

T. Pfister: If the fist can go in, it’s got to come out.

Dylan Ryan: Seems intuitive. Yeah, it’s great.

T. Pfister: Practicing for life.

Dylan Ryan: I felt really good.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: We can keep practicing that.

T. Pfister: Always.

Dylan Ryan: As much as you want.

T. Pfister: Always.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah.

T. Pfister: Love you.

Dylan Ryan: I love you too.

Shine Louise Houston: What are your safer sex practices and why?

Dylan Ryan: Hmm.

T. Pfister: I wash my hands a lot.

Dylan Ryan: Our safer sex practices. Yeah. We wash our hands a lot. I think generally keeping things clean. Mm hmm.

T. Pfister: For sure, we don’t play with toys all the time. But. Yeah.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Because you and I are fluid-bonded. I don’t think we focus as much on like the broader safer sex but you know.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Having been tested and then being fluid-bonded monogamous to each other generally.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Just keeping things clean and yeah. I always try to pee after sex.

T. Pfister: Totally always pee.

Dylan Ryan: It’s just a good idea.

T. Pfister: I always have to anyway.

Dylan Ryan: This is true, which is crazy because you’d think with squirting that you wouldn’t have to pee. But I have to pee anyway. Yeah.

T. Pfister: Lots of lube in the butt.

Dylan Ryan: Lots of lube in the butt.

T. Pfister: Yeah. I consider that a safer sex practice for sure.

Dylan Ryan: I agree with that. And just in general.

T. Pfister: No tearing. Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Lube is the jam.

Shine Louise Houston: Ask each other if you’ve done porn before, why do you continue to do to porn? If you haven’t, why did you do it today?

T. Pfister: Well, this your 14th of doing porn right?

Dylan Ryan: Um. Oh, my gosh. 15TH year?

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Of doing porn? oh, my gosh.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: I’m dating myself a whole lot. Yeah.

T. Pfister: Mm hmm.

Dylan Ryan: So what for you, like, if you haven’t done a lot of porn, and don’t really do it, why did you do it today?

T. Pfister: I love to have sex with you. It just is a really nice opportunity to like be in the space and, you know, work with these people and work with you and document our time together a little bit. Yeah, it’s just a fun experience and we’re both a little bit of exhibitionists, so it’s a nice thing.

Dylan Ryan: I always love that part. Yeah, yeah. I really wanted to be here with you. And you know, I thought a lot about doing porn shoots when pregnant.

T. Pfister: Yeah, I love that part of it.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah. I really wanted, because, I mean,

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Dylan Ryan: like we’ve talked about this, that there’s so little pregnant sexuality and so little like how hot women are, how hot people are when they’re
pregnant.

T. Pfister: How much you can enjoy your body in that way, too.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah. Just like what changes happen and really fun stuff. And I don’t think it’s about like objectification as much as it is about an empowering space. Yeah, like this is great.

T. Pfister: And to enjoy yourself and to show women that they can do that.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah.

T. Pfister: Show people they can do.

Dylan Ryan: You know, the only place I wanted to do that was here, and with you. So it just make total sense. It is really fun. And this is kind of like 15 years later. It’s kind of like my home at this point.

T. Pfister: This is home base!

Dylan Ryan: I’ll just visit, you know, you just visit.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Yeah.CrashPad is like my Wisconsin. Like I just go home for a visit.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: Every few years to catch up with everybody. some porno.

T. Pfister: That’s right.

Dylan Ryan: It’s great. It was just a really good time.

T. Pfister: It was a great time.

Dylan Ryan: I hope people enjoy it.

T. Pfister: Me too.

Dylan Ryan: And I like that there are still places in porn where folks can see people doing what they do all the time in actual relationships and authentic sex. And really good vibes and I know we both feel strongly about supporting spaces that showcase that in general.

T. Pfister: Definitely.

Dylan Ryan: I’m always stoked to be a part of that. And I hope that people like it.

T. Pfister: Me too.

Dylan Ryan: It’s great.

T. Pfister: Yeah.

Dylan Ryan: I love you.

T. Pfister: Love you.