Miss Maggie Mayhem
“You know, a lot of people find dirty talk hard, and these two could teach them a thing or two. I imagine if there were a University of Immundaphonics (it’s Latin), Professors Mayhem and Horn teach advance courses in such varied topics as ‘Begging to be Spanked, Slapped and Fucked,’ ‘Proper Appreciation of An Ass in Leather,’ and even non-verbal skills like ‘When to Shut Up and Lick Your Pussy Off Their Cock.’ Then again, Miss Mayhem may be too busy writhing in Tina’s cum like she needs it to live to take on any new students at the moment.” -Keymaster
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