This week we thought we’d take a trip down memory lane, all the way back to the title that started it all. That’s right – the original The Crash Pad, the revolutionary film from 2005 that helped launch a new wave of independent queer porn. It was also where the rules of the Key were introduced. Enjoy the refresher course and what still ranks as one of the hottest scenes in porn history!
BEHIND THE SCENES- CRASH PAD CLASSICS- JIZ AND SYD IN “THE CRASH PAD”
(Intro music)
SHINE: This is the key to the Crash Pad
No way
SHINE: Fuck yeah; it’s the key to the Crash Pad. I went there, and I got to do that thing you know, that I was talking about? Fuck yeah.
Dude, awesome
SHINE: and I want to give it to you
If the key is so great, why do you want to give it to me?
SHINE: There’s rules. First, if you go to the CrashPad, you have to call first. If nobody picks up, then it’s vacant and then it’s first come first serve you gotta get there quick. Two, if you’re in the CrashPad leave the phone off the hook or else pick it up and let people know that you’re in there, or you can invite them over. Last, you can only use the key seven times. I don’t know how they know, they just know. So after seven uses, you gotta pass it on.
Alright
SHINE: Alright, so you want this key or not?
Yeah.
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(Inaudible)
JIZ: Sorry!
(Rustling noises, heavy breathing)
JIZ: you win!
(Keys jangling, kissing noises)
SYD: (moaning and heavy breathing) oh fuck. Yeah. Oh, harder.
CREW: Ok, hold it.
JIZ: (heavy breathing and moaning)
(Camera zooming noises)
JIZ: more! (Moans)
SYD: fuck. Fucker! (Moans) oh, fuck.
JIZ: (heavy breathing, moaning) mmm
SYD: give me your ass (panting)
JIZ: (moaning with climax) (slurping noises) faster! Yeah, oh (slapping noises) yeah yeah yeah! Oh, fuck. Oh fuck! Ungh!
(Camera shutter clicks)