Joan and Vai won’t let a few showers ruin their picnic
“While most people think of going to a park to have a picnic, Vai and Joan know that the Crash Pad is an excellent place for a scout to spread their… blanket. You don’t have to worry about bears stealing you basket (they’re all hanging around HeavenlySpire.com), we have lots of campground (well, we have lots of camp anyway), and as for the weather… well, if you get soaking wet it’s your own fault. Of course, there’s no virgin forest here, but there’s plenty of natural attractions: Old Faithful ain’t got nothing on Vai. Hm… maybe I should apply for National Park status? I’d look great in a ranger’s hat.”
